Sleep walking etc

[harebear]

Just watching a programme on ITV2 about sleepwalking and nightmares etc (nerf the damn adverts) and I was wondering if anyone here does anything unsual in their sleep? I know that while im a sleep recently i've gone downstairs a few times and turned on the TV for no reason, and when I was around 5 apparently I used to sit up in my bed and scream for a few mins every so often. Anyone else do any funky sleep stuff?

 

[Nimah™]

I snore

 

[Ezteq]

lol for the last few nights ive had to sleep on floor due to excessivly violent dreams and i beat my bf up while im alseep, also i talk, growl and snore yes i am a bugger.

 

[Ardrias]

A boyfriend that makes his woman sleep on the floor. I like it.

 

[Ezteq]

A boyfriend that makes his woman sleep on the floor. I like it.

actually i offered to sleep on the floor, i could seriously damage my hard pointy elbow on his squishy eye ball.

 

[tris-]

i have narcolepsy so have hallucinations very often

 

[Nimah™]

Oh, just noticed that when I sleep.. (Don't scroll down unless you get scared easily)




















































































































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My eyes are shut, WTF? :touch:

 

[Sissyfoo]

My boss was telling us that her 8 yr old daughter tends to sleep walk with her eyes open and has the annoying habit of standing over my boss whilst she sleeps! Apparently, waking up in the middle of the night to see someone staring at you while you are asleep even though THEY are asleep is better than 200 cups of coffee.

 

[tris-]

HOLY SHIT DUDE! is it dark too?!?!?!?!

 

[FoxeH]

if i dont sleep for a while i normaly sleep walk. most of the time i walk down stairs and sit on a chair facing the tv, then wake up and im like wtf i went to sleep in my bed upstairs

ive done it a few times now and alot of the times i do it the tv remote goes missing lol.. never turns up either

 

[Sissyfoo]

Hmm...sounds like alien abduction to me!

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Apparently, i don't snore whilst i sleep AND am a very shallow breater. Scared one or two gf with that in the past. Also, i talk in my sleep, and not mumblings, i have actually had a full blow conversation with people whilst i have been asleep. Normally i consider this a usefl tool, but i'm also 100% honest when i talk (brutal honesty, no sugar coating) which is a bigger drawback than an elephants forskin. Lost a few gf due to that, it's a funny sensation waking up in the morning and finding her stood next to the bed with a bemused expression, with verbal ammunition on standby.

I mean after all, i don't snore, you think they'd be pleased at that!

 

[Ezteq]

Apparently, i don't snore whilst i sleep AND am a very shallow breater. Scared one or two gf with that in the past. Also, i talk in my sleep, and not mumblings, i have actually had a full blow conversation with people whilst i have been asleep. Normally i consider this a usefl tool, but i'm also 100% honest when i talk (brutal honesty, no sugar coating) which is a bigger drawback than an elephants forskin. Lost a few gf due to that, it's a funny sensation waking up in the morning and finding her stood next to the bed with a bemused expression, with verbal ammunition on standby.

I mean after all, i don't snore, you think they'd be pleased at that!

rofl yes!! i do that, my mum used to quiz me over what i'd been up to through the day when i was asleep and got totally honest answers, bummer dude should be against the law to interrogate a sleeping person tbh.

 

[punchy]

I fear sleep

 

[Cyradix]

I just sleep very good when I'm at home... not even an earthquake or violent thunderstorm wakes me....
But when I'm somewhere else a farting fly will wake me.

 

[Sharma]

Heh, I tend to mumble a lot in my sleep and snore VERY loudly, i'm the worst person to ever sleep in the same room with because of the volume of it.

My brother on the other hand is worse, he has full conversations with people, sleep walks with his eyes wide open and becomes extremely flatuent.

And pfff, im laughing my arse off at work at this thread and getting some odd looks.

 

[Conchabar]

Heh, I tend to mumble a lot in my sleep and snore VERY loudly, i'm the worst person to ever sleep in the same room with because of the volume of it.

what does he say in his sleep ?

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

one of my old flat mates used to talk in his sleep ...
was great fun , one night a few of us came home at about 3 ish in the morning .. my m8 had fallen asleep on the couch ( he sleeps liek th dead) so we where all having a good laugh when he just started speaking about owning a Polo mint factory .. there was a bit of a silence so i ask him a question and he answered it, then it went to the next person and so on .. was great fun.

and one of my ex Gf's used to talk in her sleep , but she didnt' asnwer questions .. still got a bit of a shock when i woke up one moring to hear her moan .. (names 2 of my friends) don't do it that way. when i asked her about it she just went bright red and changed the subject ... so i did the only thing a man can do ... i brought it up again when we where all down the pub,
this only peaked my 2 m8's interest and they wouldnt' let it drop for months.

ahh those where the days .. cheap ass student accomd. nicking pints of the bar ... and all that malarky

 

[Ezteq]

rofl bud thats classic!

 

[Bunnytwo]

I tend to get beaten up in my sleep. I go to bed fine then wake up in the morning with a sharp pain in my eye and really sore kidneys. Then the evil one has the cheek to complain about having sore elbows.

Apparently I snore a little . . . though I'm sure its very quiet and more like a babbling brook than a snore

 

[Binky the Bomb]

My brother snores (still) like a bansaw on solid timber. His neighbours have lodged complaints about it, even to the police, thinking he was doing DIY at 3 in the morning. Rather funny actually.

 

[Ezteq]

Apparently I snore a little . . . though I'm sure its very quiet and more like a babbling brook than a snore

try washing machine full of rusty nails my sweet

<mutters> babbling brook MY ARSE!

 

[tedStar]

I've found the worst way to wake someone up, though its fucking funny if ur not on the receiving end.
did this to a mate of mine on holidays in france.

He was asleep on his back with his mouth wide open. i woke up and had to fart like mad.... picture perfect.

Boxers on my ankles and arse 1inch away from his open mouth/nose.... he was in an off mood for the whole day

Me and another mate were in hysterics for the rest of the day though

 

[Bunnytwo]

Guy I knew was on a rugby tour and one of the team fell asleep on the bus (well drunken coma more like) with his mouth open and they did rather more than fart in his mouth if you know what I mean... uke:

 

[harebear]

Guy I knew was on a rugby tour and one of the team fell asleep on the bus (well drunken coma more like) with his mouth open and they did rather more than fart in his mouth if you know what I mean... uke:

Nasteh oO

 

[Ezteq]

lol this bloke i worked with farted in a cup and saved it till the md came in, it had a coaster on the top and he gave the md the cup said heres your tea, md took coaster off and almost puked lol.
btw any1 actually done that thing where some1's alseep and you dip their hand in water to make them wee themself?

 

[harebear]

never heard of that before, might be funneh

 

[Conchabar]

btw any1 actually done that thing where some1's alseep and you dip their hand in water to make them wee themself?

lol aye but i never checked

 

[Iceforge]

I found out I speak when asleep because one a of my friends who slept-over heard me speaking, I apperently speak about my invisible friend from back when I was 8-9 years old, stories about him in a fantasy world I imagined he came from... and I'm 19 now, so kinda freaky I still talk about such when sleeping, took me most of an hour to recall from where I knew the names he mentioned in the morning..