lmao, what if...

[Ezteq]

Cats had thumbs!?

YouTube - Cravendale - Cats with Thumbs


hehehe :lol:

 

[Ch3tan]

They'd be our overlords. Evil overlords. Of doom. DOOM!

 

[Ezteq]

rofl doing westside story dance moves too!!

 

[Raven]

One of my cats, the ex-feral one, tries to open doors by holding the door knob with both paws. He can nearly get out of a locked window too, he lifts up the bottom latch and then tries to push the top latch to open it but thankfully he isn't strong enough. We have a cat flap with a lock on and he has worked out how to pop that open, we now have to put a heavy box in front of it, though he has now started shoving that out of the way (he is a big lad) before working on the lock.

If we try and give him a worming tablet in some food, he picks the bit of food up with his paw, sniffs it and then discards it. The problem is that he is a big fan of catching rabbits so we have to give them to him regularly.

The other one is pudding bowl stupid though, he chases his tail, bites it and then yelps. The wife calls them pinky and the brain.

 

[Ezteq]

One of my cats, the ex-feral one, tries to open doors by holding the door knob with both paws. He can nearly get out of a locked window too, he lifts up the bottom latch and then tries to push the top latch to open it but thankfully he isn't strong enough. We have a cat flap with a lock on and he has worked out how to pop that open, we now have to put a heavy box in front of it, though he has now started shoving that out of the way (he is a big lad) before working on the lock.

If we try and give him a worming tablet in some food, he picks the bit of food up with his paw, sniffs it and then discards it. The problem is that he is a big fan of catching rabbits so we have to give them to him regularly.

The other one is pudding bowl stupid though, he chases his tail, bites it and then yelps. The wife calls them pinky and the brain.

haha that's brilliant!

 

[Job]

It would be catastrophic.

 

[BloodOmen]

Look out chaps, Ez has been smoking the hookah again.

 

[Ezteq]

I have never smoked a hooker!!I once contemplated getting one for an hour to do the housework because their rates are cheaper than cleaners but I didn't want to get STDs on my vacuum cleaner

 

[Everz]

Cats are vermin!

 

[Edmond]

I have never smoked a hooker!!I once contemplated getting one for an hour to do the housework because their rates are cheaper than cleaners but I didn't want to get STDs on my vacuum cleaner

They dont vacuum, they come round in a little french maids outfit and wander around the house with a feather duster.

Then when you are sat on the sofa, they bend over in front of you, winking at you. Silly cow was in the way of the telly and i missed most of TV Burp


So a friend told me *ahem*

 

[Will]

I know a guy who researches the genetic adaptation which gives cats thumbs.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polydactyl_cat