Crunchy or Sticky ?

[Lamp]

Are you more of a crumbly, crunchy person, or do you like it sticky and gooey ? Serious question I think you'll agree.

 

[Mojo]

Are you more of a crumbly, crunchy person, or do you like it sticky and gooey ? Serious question I think you'll agree.

Depends on what the hell you are refering too!

 

[CorNokZ]

Chocolate cake HAS to be sticky and gooey! Same goes for peanutbutter!

 

[Lamp]

Depends on what the hell you are refering too!

Clue: can mean / be about ANYTHING.

"Lord give me strength that one day Americans will grasp irony by both hands rather than have it slip out their fingers like a greasy bar of soap"​

 

[Thadius]

Clue: can mean / be about ANYTHING.

"Lord give me strength that one day Americans will grasp irony by both hands rather than have it slip out their fingers like a greasy bar of soap"​

If you come in contact with a crunchy and crumbly fanny, keep well away

Unless your into kinky old women fannies like Chod

 

[Gamah]

My cum fires out in pellets.

 

[Overdriven]

Crunchy, need something to chew.

My cum fires out in pellets.

That's gross. Cheers.

 

[Mikah75]

im gonna go for crunchy as i dont eat ANYTHING that resembles phlegm as consistency makes me feel physically sick or when people hack it all up in the morning <shudder> one good thing about not being at uni with flat mates

 

[Mikah75]

My cum fires out in pellets.

ROFL

 

[Ezteq]

so you never go Hnuuurgh Fuuuuurgh *swallow* then mikah?

 

[tris-]

who keeps bumping all the old polls FFS

 

[old.Tohtori]

who keeps bumping all the old polls FFS

Bet someone(looks up at the sky) could find out.

Someone with a stick.

A banstick

 

[Imgormiel]

Dime bar ftw and btw that also screws ur poll as it has both

 

[old.Tohtori]

Dime bar ftw and btw that also screws ur poll as it has both

Actually that's not sticky/gooey unless you let it melt for a "while".

But a snickers bar would fit that "f*ck your poll" department

 

[Lamp]

Ever had a Snickers bar melt in your pocket ? Bastard things. You try to scrape it off, and its welded to your pocket at the molecular level.

 

[CorNokZ]

You took a Snickers bar out of the wrapper, put it in your pocket and thought it would be perfectly fine?


Snickers Ice Cream Bar for 1£ <3