What WOULDN'T you do for 21 Million quid?

[Summo]

I'd shag my sister if she was hot and she existed.

 

[Wij]

I think my brother would be willing to let me fist him for half the 2.1 million quid we'd make.

Ahem.

 

[caLLous]

So would I.

WOAH! SWIFT EDIT! My reply was to Summo's post.

 

[Summo]

:uhoh:

 

[Testin da Cable]

why have we dropped into se><or and stuff?





would you, yes you, eat a bucket full of elephant shite -with maggots, worms and all- for 100.000 pounds?

 

[Scouse]

I wouldn't eat shit, or drink piss, or any other body fluid, internal or external. and no incest neither.

Why not? 21 million buys a lot of medical expenses - and lets face it - some people do that sort of crap for free.


For 21 million quid I'd fuck my brother in the ass whilst eating my sisters shit out of her ass, then wash it down with a mug of my mothers piss....




Admittedly, a lot of that 21 million would be spent on hiring hitmen to kill ANYONE who knew about it.....












....oh and "yes" to the elephant dump - but not for £100,000 - unless the elephant had been starved for 2 weeks and could only manage a mini "plop"....

 

[caLLous]

Is that some weird .dk decimal system, or do you mean £100k? :>

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by Scouse

....oh and "yes" to the elephant dump - but not for £100,000 - unless the elephant had been starved for 2 weeks and could only manage a mini "plop".... [/B]

mmm let's make it a normal plate full of regular elephant doody then. you may use a spoon, and the err...produce will be fresh (ie. body temp)


it won't kill you...and 100k will get you a hella lot of toothpaste


cally gets the rest of the bucket in the face for once again insinuating I'm danish

 

[Scouse]

mmm let's make it a normal plate full of regular elephant doody then. you may use a spoon, and the err...produce will be fresh (ie. body temp)

Can I use condiments?? Pepper and English mustard may go well with that crap....

 

[Testin da Cable]

no, you'll take it as mother nature intended it

 

[Embattle]

I certainly wouldn't kiss TDC for £21 million.....no amount of money would stop the physical damage caused by such an event

 

[caLLous]

I'd kiss him for less than £21m. Hell TdC, buy me this £6k TV I want and we'll talk, mmkay?

 

[Testin da Cable]

I'd give you the hot beef injection for free Emblet, you sexeh hunk of man meat you

cally old boy, if I had 21m I'd have a telly of your choice flown out to your place by helicopter and installed to your satisfaction by playmates wearing skimpy thongs. sadly I do not have that kind of money. It's the thought that counts though

 

[caLLous]

So, um, I'm supposed to kiss you because you would buy me a telly if you had £21m? :|

 

[Testin da Cable]

nope, ya don't have to. and you're not sucking me orf either! in fact I'm a tad frightend that my co><or is in demand on this forum tbh

 

[Embattle]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
I'd give you the hot beef injection for free Emblet, you sexeh hunk of man meat you

hopefully this thought only enters your mind when thinking about the original subject :eek2:

 

[Wilier]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
I'd give you the hot beef injection for free Emblet, you sexeh hunk of man meat you
.............

 

[~YuckFou~]

Summo TDC and Trem are cunts.


Thx

 

[Lester]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
no, you'll take it as mother nature intended it

You seem to be suggesting that Mother Nature intends us to eat elephant shit?

 

[Testin da Cable]

no...I'm suggesting that if Mother Nature intended elephant shit to be seasoned with pepper and english mustard then elephants would pass it that way

 

[Scouse]

no, you'll take it as mother nature intended it

What? Rectally????

 

[kan]

i wouldnt suck a festering goat off and swallow.


i would if i could spit tho

 

[xane]

You know, I may well skip the next Barrybeer.

 

[mank!]

I'm just glad I've not been involved in this yet.

 

[S-Gray]

luckily....

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by ~YuckFou~
Summo TDC and Trem are cunts.


Thx

I'm exempt cos I'm so lubbly I suppose ?

 

[Testin da Cable]

no. he just forgot you

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
no. he just forgot you

did he now...

 

[danger]

I would gladly cut Wij's c0><0r off with a rusty swiss army knife... Knowing you guys you'd probably frame it and hang it in an art gallery!

I wouldn't remove my own c0><0r for 21m though if that answers your question... oh wait no physical discomfort.... hmmmmmmmmm

I wouldn't listen to a Gareth Gates 4 hour compilation......... Wait that comes under physical discomfort again what with all the aural bleeding that would come from it...

 

[Scouse]

It was actually no long-lasting physical damage.


Which basically translates as:

No cutting your cock off.


If you do so however wish to, you can cut open your scrotum, pop in a wasp, and sew it back up again.




However, you may end up looking like this lot: