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Embattle
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I put my cup of tea on it 
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exxxie
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oi! Referee!
Surely this is just a fabricated thread to keep Emb at the top of the post list?
"I use my AOL CD as a topic thread to boost my post count" <---this is what you should have written
Surely this is just a fabricated thread to keep Emb at the top of the post list?
"I use my AOL CD as a topic thread to boost my post count" <---this is what you should have written
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amobea
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hmm
i've used some as frisbee's
i've melted some
set others on fire
thats about all i do with em
i've used some as frisbee's
i've melted some
set others on fire
thats about all i do with em
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old.rwd-mank
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i bin them, creative i know
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mookie
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the funniest thing i did with aol CDS was involving a dremel multitool, the hole in the middle of the cd is just the right sice for a sanding disc on the dremel to fit in. jam one in, whack the dremel up to full speed (35krpm+ iirc!!),
just remember to get out of its way when it comes off heh.
just remember to get out of its way when it comes off heh.
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amobea
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bin them?
thats no fun!
try burning one of the bastards
ists very soothing
thats no fun!
try burning one of the bastards
ists very soothing
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Milkshake
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I collect them, and then go around giving them to homeless people...
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old.TUG
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Yep
frisbe, microwave em, stick em to the ceiling around my light to sometimes get pretty colours and shit... coolio
frisbe, microwave em, stick em to the ceiling around my light to sometimes get pretty colours and shit... coolio
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Ono
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I send mine to the poor starvin Ethenopians.
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kryt
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well, i have a lot of AOL, Compuserve and coastered CDR's adhered to my wardrobe and shelves to look all nice and pretty ¦]
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old.SUp3rFM
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usually i take them to my backyard. Then... I take my Cobra .357 an shoot them. U should try to get 10, ligned them up and.. BANG! bits fly all over the place
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old.MeddlE
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If you are a parent of a baby then hang a few of them from the ceiling above the cot, with cotton, for a cheap mobile.
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old.Kez
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I have them scattered over the floor, and I use them for coasters.
a nice alternative someone thought up once was make them into a bigfuckoff mirror
a nice alternative someone thought up once was make them into a bigfuckoff mirror
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old.doc-dol
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I put one in the microwave once very cool.
WARNING KIDS DONT TRY THIS AT HOME
do it at a mates
WARNING KIDS DONT TRY THIS AT HOME
do it at a mates
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old.Cornholio
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Nice idea dol!
hheeh
i ususally find that i can practice at being a sub tropical south american indian by placing an aol cd in mytop lip...and one in my bottom lip!
if i use plates i become a highly skilled and very unusual waiter!
hheeh
i ususally find that i can practice at being a sub tropical south american indian by placing an aol cd in mytop lip...and one in my bottom lip!
if i use plates i become a highly skilled and very unusual waiter!
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old.Johnny Jackal
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My girlfriend is a bank manager. She says the most common complaint is about direct debit payments to AOL. They continue to charge after cancellation of the service. And as many of you know it's very difficult to stop direct debit unless the company you are paying to stops it themselves (especially to overseas companies).
The current recommendation from the financial sector is to use AOL disks for clay pidgeon shooting. Watch out for dazzle off the reflective underside though, especially on sunny days.
The current recommendation from the financial sector is to use AOL disks for clay pidgeon shooting. Watch out for dazzle off the reflective underside though, especially on sunny days.
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old.SUp3rFM
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They sure do a nice effect when they get shot, especially on a sunny day
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xenon2000
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The aol cd's aren't so bad. Its the netscape ones that drive me mad; they attack in packs and refuse to die.
Their best use is as a toy to keep chickens busy. You hang them from a piece of string and the little blighters peck at them till they get bored. Hours of entertainment.
um..no.
I like to throw them at small people who annoy me.
Their best use is as a toy to keep chickens busy. You hang them from a piece of string and the little blighters peck at them till they get bored. Hours of entertainment.
um..no.
I like to throw them at small people who annoy me.
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old.SoupDragon
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I've boiled, burnt, snapped, scratched, drilled and hole punched these CD's prior to sending them back >
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old.Mr Niceguy
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gahdamn it, u guys are so unresourceful!
ive used them to make a 3-floor 20 bedroom extension to my house!
Also try using them as pizza cutters
ive used them to make a 3-floor 20 bedroom extension to my house!
Also try using them as pizza cutters
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old.TUG
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well I just went thru some piles of CD's and found 15 more wanky MSN/AOL/Lineone/Claranet/BT Click/cumpooserve/other stuff like that styleee CD's
Gonna have fun with the microwave tomorrow
Gonna have fun with the microwave tomorrow
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old.ED209
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same as emb, i use them as a coaster
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xenon2000
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Coasters r a bad idea, if the tea spills, the CD will get wet and will seep through the hole in the middle making your table wet as well
NEways WHY THE F**K AM I TALKING THIS BULLSHIT?!?
I have no idea will someone tell me?
NEways WHY THE F**K AM I TALKING THIS BULLSHIT?!?
I have no idea will someone tell me?
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old.Mr Niceguy
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no i wont. so there!
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old.Rail
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need i say more?
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Embattle
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Its natural
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old.SUp3rFM
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I could try to post here one of my cd's after being shoot by my .357... But it would be like to build a 1000 pieces puzzle
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old.Spear
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AOL cd gun
They should make kiddy guns that allow you to use these as ammunition so unlike the annoying ones that have little rubber darts or plastic blunt bullets you actually have something that hurts like hell. With the additional bonus that if you lose them you only have to wait till the beginning of the month to get new ammo.
Neale
They should make kiddy guns that allow you to use these as ammunition so unlike the annoying ones that have little rubber darts or plastic blunt bullets you actually have something that hurts like hell. With the additional bonus that if you lose them you only have to wait till the beginning of the month to get new ammo.
Neale
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old.SUp3rFM
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Man, that's a mean idea... What will happen to the (harmless) toy gun market? Million of workers will loose their job!
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old.Rail
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Use for AOL disks
#1. Mini cutting board (great for the office or the car, use metal door for knife).
#2. Attach it to a ruler and presto! - you've got a fly swatter.
#3. Construct a life size replica of Stonehenge.
#4. At a restaurant, shove one under a wobbling table leg.
#5. Money clip (use the metal door and discard the plastic case...the "rich nerd" look is IN this year).
#6. Eye patch (for one-eyed software pirates).
#7. Christmas ornaments (the more the merrier).
#8. Give them to young children to use as building blocks.
#9. Glue them to the bottom of the space shuttle and use them as re-entry burn tiles.
#10. Dentures (melt & form them into new teeth for grandma).
#11. Room dividers for hamsters.
#12. Drink coasters.
#13. Use multiple disks to create an ideal door stopper.
#14. Ice scraper.
#15. Bathroom tile.
#16. Bookmark.
#17. Mini frisbee.
#18. Air hockey puck.
#19. Dog chew toy.
#20. Dart board.
#21. Pooper scooper.
#22. Grill scraper.
#23. Use them for karate board-breaking demonstrations (save a tree).
#24. Wrist slicer - after receiving first AOL bill (use metal door).
#25. Conversation piece for coffee table.
#26. Destroy them - smash, burn, or run over to relieve stress.
#27. Light switch cover.
#28. Chinese throwing stars (tape 2 together).
#29. Clay pigeons for target practice.
#30. Greeting card (bind two together at one end).
#31. Halloween treat (give them away all night long).
#32. Bullet proof vest (arrange together in triple thickness).
#33. Firewood.
#34. Bird house.
#35. Paper weights.
#36. Pen holders (make a box without a top).
#37. Post it-notes holder.
#38. Refrigerator magnet (glue a magnet to the back).
#39. A very sturdy base for putting the motorcycle sidestand on when parking on soft surfaces.
#40. Keep 'em in the trunk for extra traction in the snow.
#41. Solar Eclipse Glasses (open door and look through disk at the sun/moon -actually works).
#42. Placing one in each back pocket helps children who get paddled by the coach. This spreads the force to a wider area.
#43. Make an AOL disk & pasta casserole.
#44. Incense burners (put stick in hole of disk hub and light the incense.
#45. Bug Shield (glue a bunch to the front of your car's hood).
#46. Put them on car windshields at the mall (along with this list).
#47. Melt the plastic of the disks into a giant sculpture.
#48. Hand them out as party favors.
#49. Hidden/spare key holder (crack open 1 side, insert key and then place near door. Completely safe...who would want an AOL disk?)
#50. Vertical blinds.
#51. Be an AOL diskette surgeon and disect a diskette.
#52. Bench press weights (I can press 120).
#53. Grind 'em up and refertilize the front lawn.
#54. The new "Domino's stuffed-crust pizza" filling.
#55. Tell the kids to leave warm milk & AOL disks for Santa.
#56. Brake shoes.
#57. House insulation.
#58. Recycle them for the scrap metal.
#59. Kitchen tile for Bill Gates' new mansion in Seatle (walk all over the competition)
#60. Hockey Puck.
#61. Add water and special plant life to make a Chia-Disk.
#62. Noise maker for your bike spokes (why damage your valuable baseball cards).
#63. Put one on a leash and drag it along as you walk...makes the perfect pet.
#64. Poker chips.
#65. Baseball practice (throw them up in the air and hit them with the bat).
#66. Keychain (Put a key ring through one of the writeprotect holes and you've got a snappy executive bathroom keychain for the office).
#67. Mail to 10 friends-start an AOL chain-letter (add a disk with each link).
#68. Earmuffs (glue some fur on one side, then attach a U-shaped piece of bent coathanger to both disks).
#69. Grind them up to make fake snow.
#70. Earrings (put loop into write-protect hole).
#71. Dental floss (use actual disk).
#72. Use them for zipper pulls (instead of ski lift tickets).
#73. When your collection of disks reaches 52, use them for a deck of cards.
#74. Use them to fill potholes.
#75. Hood ornament.
#76. Snow blower replacement blades.
#77. Put them in your shirt pocket to make you look smart.
#78. Make two stacks of 10 and use them as heels for platform shoes.
#79. Rubic's cube case (make into box).
#80. Shipping material (keeps your photos from being bent in the mail).
#81. Protect your table from burns caused by hot pots and pans.
#82. Snack trays (great for holding hors d'oeuvres at parties).
#83. Give them as stocking stuffers to all those people who piss you off.
#84. Fly paper (use actual disk and put string through middle, hang 2" apart and apply honey to disks).
#85. Pocket protector (gee Gilbert I really like your new pocket protector -thanks Lewis).
#86. They make a *dandy* addition to a #$*+&% neighbor's back yard. Better yet, get them to actually install it on their computer.
#87. Use them as elbow and knee pads.
#88. Wax scraper for snowboards.
#89. Use them to decorate your aquarium and create Computer City under water.
#90. Tape a few together and use them as a mouse pad.
#91. Collect a large mass and detonate a supernova.
#92. A wind clacker (similar to a wind chime).
#93. Soap dish (remove metal to prevent rusting).
#94. Row markers for your vegetable garden. (carrots, beans, peas....)
#95. Makes the perfect dance floor for your ant colony.
#96. Bread roller (use actual disks and put rod through center-use about 100).
#97. Hot glue gun resting/protecting pad.
#98. Baby mobile.
#99. Fence (may need a few thousand).
#100. Toe tags for mortuaries. Great for identifying dead computer nerds.
#101. Wonderbra inserts for that Madonna-techno look.
#102. Sex aid.
#1. Mini cutting board (great for the office or the car, use metal door for knife).
#2. Attach it to a ruler and presto! - you've got a fly swatter.
#3. Construct a life size replica of Stonehenge.
#4. At a restaurant, shove one under a wobbling table leg.
#5. Money clip (use the metal door and discard the plastic case...the "rich nerd" look is IN this year).
#6. Eye patch (for one-eyed software pirates).
#7. Christmas ornaments (the more the merrier).
#8. Give them to young children to use as building blocks.
#9. Glue them to the bottom of the space shuttle and use them as re-entry burn tiles.
#10. Dentures (melt & form them into new teeth for grandma).
#11. Room dividers for hamsters.
#12. Drink coasters.
#13. Use multiple disks to create an ideal door stopper.
#14. Ice scraper.
#15. Bathroom tile.
#16. Bookmark.
#17. Mini frisbee.
#18. Air hockey puck.
#19. Dog chew toy.
#20. Dart board.
#21. Pooper scooper.
#22. Grill scraper.
#23. Use them for karate board-breaking demonstrations (save a tree).
#24. Wrist slicer - after receiving first AOL bill (use metal door).
#25. Conversation piece for coffee table.
#26. Destroy them - smash, burn, or run over to relieve stress.
#27. Light switch cover.
#28. Chinese throwing stars (tape 2 together).
#29. Clay pigeons for target practice.
#30. Greeting card (bind two together at one end).
#31. Halloween treat (give them away all night long).
#32. Bullet proof vest (arrange together in triple thickness).
#33. Firewood.
#34. Bird house.
#35. Paper weights.
#36. Pen holders (make a box without a top).
#37. Post it-notes holder.
#38. Refrigerator magnet (glue a magnet to the back).
#39. A very sturdy base for putting the motorcycle sidestand on when parking on soft surfaces.
#40. Keep 'em in the trunk for extra traction in the snow.
#41. Solar Eclipse Glasses (open door and look through disk at the sun/moon -actually works).
#42. Placing one in each back pocket helps children who get paddled by the coach. This spreads the force to a wider area.
#43. Make an AOL disk & pasta casserole.
#44. Incense burners (put stick in hole of disk hub and light the incense.
#45. Bug Shield (glue a bunch to the front of your car's hood).
#46. Put them on car windshields at the mall (along with this list).
#47. Melt the plastic of the disks into a giant sculpture.
#48. Hand them out as party favors.
#49. Hidden/spare key holder (crack open 1 side, insert key and then place near door. Completely safe...who would want an AOL disk?)
#50. Vertical blinds.
#51. Be an AOL diskette surgeon and disect a diskette.
#52. Bench press weights (I can press 120).
#53. Grind 'em up and refertilize the front lawn.
#54. The new "Domino's stuffed-crust pizza" filling.
#55. Tell the kids to leave warm milk & AOL disks for Santa.
#56. Brake shoes.
#57. House insulation.
#58. Recycle them for the scrap metal.
#59. Kitchen tile for Bill Gates' new mansion in Seatle (walk all over the competition)
#60. Hockey Puck.
#61. Add water and special plant life to make a Chia-Disk.
#62. Noise maker for your bike spokes (why damage your valuable baseball cards).
#63. Put one on a leash and drag it along as you walk...makes the perfect pet.
#64. Poker chips.
#65. Baseball practice (throw them up in the air and hit them with the bat).
#66. Keychain (Put a key ring through one of the writeprotect holes and you've got a snappy executive bathroom keychain for the office).
#67. Mail to 10 friends-start an AOL chain-letter (add a disk with each link).
#68. Earmuffs (glue some fur on one side, then attach a U-shaped piece of bent coathanger to both disks).
#69. Grind them up to make fake snow.
#70. Earrings (put loop into write-protect hole).
#71. Dental floss (use actual disk).
#72. Use them for zipper pulls (instead of ski lift tickets).
#73. When your collection of disks reaches 52, use them for a deck of cards.
#74. Use them to fill potholes.
#75. Hood ornament.
#76. Snow blower replacement blades.
#77. Put them in your shirt pocket to make you look smart.
#78. Make two stacks of 10 and use them as heels for platform shoes.
#79. Rubic's cube case (make into box).
#80. Shipping material (keeps your photos from being bent in the mail).
#81. Protect your table from burns caused by hot pots and pans.
#82. Snack trays (great for holding hors d'oeuvres at parties).
#83. Give them as stocking stuffers to all those people who piss you off.
#84. Fly paper (use actual disk and put string through middle, hang 2" apart and apply honey to disks).
#85. Pocket protector (gee Gilbert I really like your new pocket protector -thanks Lewis).
#86. They make a *dandy* addition to a #$*+&% neighbor's back yard. Better yet, get them to actually install it on their computer.
#87. Use them as elbow and knee pads.
#88. Wax scraper for snowboards.
#89. Use them to decorate your aquarium and create Computer City under water.
#90. Tape a few together and use them as a mouse pad.
#91. Collect a large mass and detonate a supernova.
#92. A wind clacker (similar to a wind chime).
#93. Soap dish (remove metal to prevent rusting).
#94. Row markers for your vegetable garden. (carrots, beans, peas....)
#95. Makes the perfect dance floor for your ant colony.
#96. Bread roller (use actual disks and put rod through center-use about 100).
#97. Hot glue gun resting/protecting pad.
#98. Baby mobile.
#99. Fence (may need a few thousand).
#100. Toe tags for mortuaries. Great for identifying dead computer nerds.
#101. Wonderbra inserts for that Madonna-techno look.
#102. Sex aid.