Places to shag (aka not at home)

[moomin]

I can't drive


plz elaborate on good places.


So far I have the risky yet dark noisy cinema, a good cover plus a thrill factor.

 

[Funkybunny]

in the garage, in a hallway, hotel, in the forest, under the bushes, +++++++++++++++++++++ alot of spaces nice for a quickie

 

[Tom]

Derelict castle under moonlight.

 

[Brynn]

their house - mates flat (make sure they are out, and you have the only key). b&b, work.

 

[Wij]

The vagina ?

 

[Cyradix]

Did it on the train home once. It was early morning so the train was empty and only the train conductor could walk in on us.
After a while I noticed our train had stopped next to another train (with people on it).....

A meeting room at work is also nice. No locks on the door

 

[TdC]

for my birthday last year I took the former mrs tdc to classy hotel located in an old dutch chateau. saunas are good, yes they are

 

[Brynn]

I woulda thought a sauna was crap - you get even hotter in the hot room.

 

[TdC]

we had a private 2 person sauna and a bottle of champagne

 

[Trem]

Places to shag (aka not at home)

How about up the arse?

 

[Ch3tan]

Cinemas are very risky -depending on how its layed out.

 

[Cyfr]

In your parents bed!

 

[Munkey]

the roof.

But then mines flat and has places to lie down on.

Top floor car-park if you're into the whole "ooo, we may get discovered thing"

Parks are generally not a good thing, at least here anyway.

The beach.

 

[TdC]

in her boyfriend's bed?

 

[Wazzerphuk]

A manure farm.

Your senses will be filled with the sights and sounds of nature and increase that sensation.

 

[TdC]

A manure farm.

Your senses will be filled with the sights and sounds of nature and increase that sensation.

you mean your bedroom don't you?

 

[DaGaffer]

the roof.

But then mines flat and has places to lie down on.

Top floor car-park if you're into the whole "ooo, we may get discovered thing"

Parks are generally not a good thing, at least here anyway.

The beach.

The beach is rubbish (and often painful). A car park? Jesus, how romantic

Swimming pools are good, as is long-haul flights.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

you mean your bedroom don't you?

Wij's.

 

[TdC]

long-haul flights

too right. on the flight back from singapore to amsterdam there was a stewardess who was a Halle Berry body double. I would have, all 14 hours long. grrrrsh

 

[Munkey]

The beach is rubbish (and often painful). A car park? Jesus, how romantic

Swimming pools are good, as is long-haul flights.

I dont think he's looking for the romantic part, just the shagging part.

And the beach isnt painful if you use a sun lounger. Granted this has to be done at night time.

 

[CurryKnight]

I work at a leisure centre, I have a set of keys to said leisure centre, we have bouncy castle, trampolenes, swimming pool, bosses desk etc.

 

[babs]

I can thoroughly recommend this one....

 

[Munkey]

Give that man a medal

 

[Mellow]

Only now does someone manage a genius post! Well done babs

 

[old.user4556]

I don't get it.

 

[kanonfodda]

I don't get it.

check the image properties

 

[oblimov]

once me and the rl nikster shagged on the top of a double decker bus, it was the late service and the bus was dead upstairs and the danger element of that was superb.

Pumpin in the woods is also good fun if you know the woods arent full of nutter serial killers

 

[Marc]

lol@this thread

all that will happen is that nerds will post, trying to act all cool cos they had sex with the villiage bike round the corner, in effect trying to shake off their "nerd factor"

 

[jaba]

"proud to be chav"? oh my life...

 

[Munkey]

Does anyone else think the 2 men in Marc's avatar are about to snog?

Not in response to his comments, just an observation.