Yoni said:Gives JBP his wish but it is for Team Scalextric
I wish I had an ickle pipe with some hash in it
dysfunction said:You have the pipe but its a potato hash brown...
Wish we had won our ED CSS Match tonight
Rubric said:granted but then you were banned for cheating.
i wish i had a decent pc.
Trem said:His hands are full right now.
I wish my arse wasn't so sore.
GDW said:Granted, but halfway through drinking it in one you realise it wasn't actually lager but a pint of spunk
I wish I was gay
TdC said:I wish Trem's pile would grow to the size of a small child, pop off his crusty ring and start life as Daisy, the hairy-armed transvestite bar-tender, well known in Leeds, certain clubs in Ibiza and small parts of Wales.
Dweller said:Granted. Daisy goes on to develop a terminal disease, and in a effort to increase longevity, obtains a phd from cambridge and creates a working time machine, travels back in time 30'ish years, and has part of it's dna injected into the embryo of a dutch/scottish mutant, who in later life joins an online gaming community and goes by by an alias about being a cable-tester.
After finding out that someone in the same gaming community as him is actually the mutant off-spring of his sore arse, Trem gets so stressed he develops piles.
I wish I had something better to do than write about Trem's arse.
Alliandre said:Granted. You now have something better to do, but you still write about Trem's arse.
I wish I was supreme overlord of the Universe.
TdC said:granted! JBP now makes oodles of cash as a nekkid male mud wrestler, while you sing in a Tammy Winette coverband and tour the world!
I wish I could jump my new street bike properly :/
GDW said:Granted, but Santa rapes and felches you every day
I wish everyone in this forum the very best of fun over the comming weekend
Milkshake said:Granted, but they taste of Trem's bum.
I wish I could sleep under my desk :/
Rubric said:Granted but it collapses on you killing you slowly.
I wish i didn't work in a call centre.
Sharma said:Granted, but instead you have to work in telemarketing.
I wish I was intelligent.
MYstIC G said:Granted, you now start work for a fax marketing company and have to send the same page to every fax machine in the country. In each instance you have to dial the number by hand and even though you get them right all you ever hear for the rest of your life is the BT "I'm sorry, the number you've called is unavailable, please try again later."
I wish I could watch Rubric suffer for eternity.
Yoni said:granted but you have to go and lurve him "too much"
I wish that i didnt have to go to school on saturdays