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caLLous

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Granted but throddy is allowed his shotgun...

I wish I was drunk
 

tRoG

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Granted, but only after 42 beers.

I wish I was a woman.
 

Scouse

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Granted, you're your mum.

I wish I wasn't your dad :(
 

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Scouse said:
Granted, you're your mum.

I wish I wasn't your dad :(


Granted, but only on every second sunday.


I wish I could look through walls.
 

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Overdriven said:
Granted, but only on every second sunday.


I wish I could look through walls.

granted but you cant see through any other material including liquid.

i wish i was the planet jupiter
 

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Granted but they change the name to 'Planet of the Apes'

I wish everyone in the world had to watch Nacho Libre
 

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MYstIC G said:
Granted but they change the name to 'Planet of the Apes'

I wish everyone in the world had to watch Nacho Libre



Granted, but you have to watch it with everyone, individually.


I wish i was James Bond.
 

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Granted! You are now James Bond 007 - The Action Figure.

I wish I had a pet dolphin.
 

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Sure, you are now gay.
I wish JBP| was James Bond.
 

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Granted, but you are his bond girl.

I wish I could sing in tune.

You can - you are now Michelle MacManus.

I wish i had a better job
 

dysfunction

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Lazarus said:
You can - you are now Michelle MacManus.

I wish i had a better job


You get a better job but the company goes into liquidation and you never get paid

I wish it was home time.
 

phazey

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Granted! It's hometime, but you arrive to find out your house has burned down and replaced with a Tescos

I wish i had a cold beer in one hand and a hot chick in the other.
 

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The beer is so cold that it is frozen to your hand. The woman is on fire.

I wish that the next person to reply to this thread isn't allowed to wish.
 

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phazey said:
Granted! It's hometime, but you arrive to find out your house has burned down and replaced with a Tescos

I wish i had a cold beer in one hand and a hot chick in the other.

Granted, but it's a cold Kaliber and a KFC Bargain Bucket. Cheer up tho, at least you still get a greasy box to put your bone in.

I wish I had more Irn-Bru.
 

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Clown said:
The beer is so cold that it is frozen to your hand. The woman is on fire.

I wish that the next person to reply to this thread isn't allowed to wish.

Granted, but only if I'm allowed to remove your head from your body, attach it to a life-support machine, hang it upside down from my ceiling, stitch your eyes closed, and use your head as an occasional punchbag. You would of course remain quite aware and able to think for the several weeks it would take for you to slip into insanity :)

I wish TdC was even more cool than he already is ;)
 

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Granted! TdC rocks my world!!

I wish pubtime was already here, and that TdC's new dirtbike had arrived at his house safely too!
 

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So basically, it's not granted, and I get to keep my head?
 

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sorry, a magic pixie granted the wish already and your head is gone Clown. gone!
 

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Granted, every dog in europe gets its wicked way with your bum.

I wish you'd all get back on topic.
 

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Granted, but you can no longer post anywhere but in this thread.




I wish I could fly.
 

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Overdriven said:
Granted, but you can no longer post anywhere but in this thread.




I wish I could fly.


Granted, but only with the aid of a giant elastic band.


I wish i had a decent game to play.
 

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Tom said:
Granted, but only if I'm allowed to remove your head from your body, attach it to a life-support machine, hang it upside down from my ceiling, stitch your eyes closed, and use your head as an occasional punchbag. You would of course remain quite aware and able to think for the several weeks it would take for you to slip into insanity :)

I wish TdC was even more cool than he already is ;)

Sounds like an Iain M banks fan :p


And to carry on:

Granted, only its a card game and you cant afford anything but the basic starter pack


I wish people would stop reminding me about the clap :(
 

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Granted, people stop reminding you. You however get the clap and are constantly aware of its presence.

I wish celebrity death match took place with the real celebs
 

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Munkey said:
Sounds like an Iain M banks fan :p


And to carry on:

Granted, only its a card game and you cant afford anything but the basic starter pack


I wish people would stop reminding me about the clap :(

gah, sussed me u git. I thought I was being all original :D
 

caLLous

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Rubric said:
i wish i got to this thread before today
Granted, but you didn't.

I wish the club I work in wasn't open 'til 6am tonight. :eek:

(fkin bank holidays)
 

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caLLous said:
I wish the club I work in wasn't open 'til 6am tonight.


Granted, but you have to learn how to tell the time correctly.

I wish i was formula 1 racing driver.
 

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