Scouse said:Granted, you're your mum.
I wish I wasn't your dad
Overdriven said:Granted, but only on every second sunday.
I wish I could look through walls.
MYstIC G said:Granted but they change the name to 'Planet of the Apes'
I wish everyone in the world had to watch Nacho Libre
Clown said:Sure, you are now gay.
I wish JBP| was James Bond.
Dweller said:Granted, but you are his bond girl.
I wish I could sing in tune.
Lazarus said:You can - you are now Michelle MacManus.
I wish i had a better job
phazey said:Granted! It's hometime, but you arrive to find out your house has burned down and replaced with a Tescos
I wish i had a cold beer in one hand and a hot chick in the other.
Clown said:The beer is so cold that it is frozen to your hand. The woman is on fire.
I wish that the next person to reply to this thread isn't allowed to wish.
Overdriven said:Granted, but you can no longer post anywhere but in this thread.
I wish I could fly.
Tom said:Granted, but only if I'm allowed to remove your head from your body, attach it to a life-support machine, hang it upside down from my ceiling, stitch your eyes closed, and use your head as an occasional punchbag. You would of course remain quite aware and able to think for the several weeks it would take for you to slip into insanity
I wish TdC was even more cool than he already is
Munkey said:Sounds like an Iain M banks fan
And to carry on:
Granted, only its a card game and you cant afford anything but the basic starter pack
I wish people would stop reminding me about the clap
Tom said:gah, sussed me u git. I thought I was being all original
Granted, but you didn't.Rubric said:i wish i got to this thread before today
caLLous said:I wish the club I work in wasn't open 'til 6am tonight.