Corrupt-a-Wish

Yoni

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Gives JBP his wish but it is for Team Scalextric

I wish I had an ickle pipe with some hash in it
 

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Yoni said:
Gives JBP his wish but it is for Team Scalextric

I wish I had an ickle pipe with some hash in it
You have the pipe but its a potato hash brown...


Wish we had won our ED CSS Match tonight
 

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dysfunction said:
You have the pipe but its a potato hash brown...


Wish we had won our ED CSS Match tonight
granted but then you were banned for cheating.

i wish i had a decent pc.
 

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Rubric said:
granted but then you were banned for cheating.

i wish i had a decent pc.
Granted, but a new technological advancement makes it obsolete the next day.

I wish I had a laxative.
 

Yoni

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Granted, but you are obliged to pose for pics with tubgirl for the rest of your life!!

I wish I didn't feel so knackered after travelling
 

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Granted, you are now constantly knackered doing anything.

I wish TdC makes the next post...
 

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His hands are full right now.

I wish my arse wasn't so sore.
 

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Trem said:
His hands are full right now.

I wish my arse wasn't so sore.
Your piles are cured.


Now your crabs are itching.


I wish I had a pint of lager.
 

GDW

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Granted, but halfway through drinking it in one you realise it wasn't actually lager but a pint of spunk

I wish I was gay
 

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GDW said:
Granted, but halfway through drinking it in one you realise it wasn't actually lager but a pint of spunk

I wish I was gay
Granted but you get so much arse action you are confined to a wheelchair for life.

I wish it was the weekend already
 

TdC

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so do I Dys, so granted!

I wish I could cause people's pubes to combust by the power of my mind...
 

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Granted but it only happens once a day

I wish i was horney
 

TdC

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granted, but testing my pube-burning powers I started with yours.

I wish Trem's pile would grow to the size of a small child, pop off his crusty ring and start life as Daisy, the hairy-armed transvestite bar-tender, well known in Leeds, certain clubs in Ibiza and small parts of Wales.
 

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TdC said:
I wish Trem's pile would grow to the size of a small child, pop off his crusty ring and start life as Daisy, the hairy-armed transvestite bar-tender, well known in Leeds, certain clubs in Ibiza and small parts of Wales.
Granted. Daisy goes on to develop a terminal disease, and in a effort to increase longevity, obtains a phd from cambridge and creates a working time machine, travels back in time 30'ish years, and has part of it's dna injected into the embryo of a dutch/scottish mutant, who in later life joins an online gaming community and goes by by an alias about being a cable-tester.

After finding out that someone in the same gaming community as him is actually the mutant off-spring of his sore arse, Trem gets so stressed he develops piles.

I wish I had something better to do than write about Trem's arse.
 

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Dweller said:
Granted. Daisy goes on to develop a terminal disease, and in a effort to increase longevity, obtains a phd from cambridge and creates a working time machine, travels back in time 30'ish years, and has part of it's dna injected into the embryo of a dutch/scottish mutant, who in later life joins an online gaming community and goes by by an alias about being a cable-tester.

After finding out that someone in the same gaming community as him is actually the mutant off-spring of his sore arse, Trem gets so stressed he develops piles.

I wish I had something better to do than write about Trem's arse.
Granted. You now have something better to do, but you still write about Trem's arse.

I wish I was supreme overlord of the Universe.
 

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Alliandre said:
Granted. You now have something better to do, but you still write about Trem's arse.

I wish I was supreme overlord of the Universe.
granted but you now have so much spam mail u have to delte ur email addy


i wish i was all knowing
 

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You know so much about the autrocities in our world you end up being sectioned.

I wish JBP and I didnt have to struggle for pennies any more...
 

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granted! JBP now makes oodles of cash as a nekkid male mud wrestler, while you sing in a Tammy Winette coverband and tour the world!

I wish I could jump my new street bike properly :/
 

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TdC said:
granted! JBP now makes oodles of cash as a nekkid male mud wrestler, while you sing in a Tammy Winette coverband and tour the world!

I wish I could jump my new street bike properly :/

Granted but the wheel falls off after you keep doing it. :p

I wish I had the power to stop and start time at will.
 

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Granted, but Will gets annoyed by it and punches you in the face.

I wish it could be Christmas ever-y da-a-ay.
 

GDW

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Granted, but Santa rapes and felches you every day

I wish everyone in this forum the very best of fun over the comming weekend
 

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GDW said:
Granted, but Santa rapes and felches you every day

I wish everyone in this forum the very best of fun over the comming weekend
Granted, but we're having fun violating your bottom.


I wish I could lick my eyebrows.
 

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Granted, but they taste of Trem's bum.

I wish I could sleep under my desk :/
 

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Milkshake said:
Granted, but they taste of Trem's bum.

I wish I could sleep under my desk :/
Granted but it collapses on you killing you slowly.

I wish i didn't work in a call centre.
 

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Rubric said:
Granted but it collapses on you killing you slowly.

I wish i didn't work in a call centre.
Granted, but instead you have to work in telemarketing.

I wish I was intelligent.
 

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Sharma said:
Granted, but instead you have to work in telemarketing.

I wish I was intelligent.
Granted but you have to work in a library.

I wish i didn't have to go back to telemarketing.
 

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Granted, you now start work for a fax marketing company and have to send the same page to every fax machine in the country. In each instance you have to dial the number by hand and even though you get them right all you ever hear for the rest of your life is the BT "I'm sorry, the number you've called is unavailable, please try again later."

I wish I could watch Rubric suffer for eternity.
 

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MYstIC G said:
Granted, you now start work for a fax marketing company and have to send the same page to every fax machine in the country. In each instance you have to dial the number by hand and even though you get them right all you ever hear for the rest of your life is the BT "I'm sorry, the number you've called is unavailable, please try again later."

I wish I could watch Rubric suffer for eternity.
Granted but then you become so attracted to me that when i rebuff your advances you commit hari kari.

I wish i could love MYstIC G
 

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granted but you have to go and lurve him "too much"

I wish that i didnt have to go to school on saturdays :(
 

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Yoni said:
granted but you have to go and lurve him "too much"

I wish that i didnt have to go to school on saturdays :(

granted but now you have to spend the day as my personal healer


i wish i had more time on my hands
 

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