Corrupt-a-Wish

Discussion in 'The Front Room' started by gmloki, Aug 22, 2006.

  1. Yoni

    Yoni Cockb@dger / Klotehommel

    Gives JBP his wish but it is for Team Scalextric

    I wish I had an ickle pipe with some hash in it
     
  2. dysfunction

    dysfunction FH is my second home

    You have the pipe but its a potato hash brown...


    Wish we had won our ED CSS Match tonight
     
  3. Rubric

    Rubric Part of the furniture

    granted but then you were banned for cheating.

    i wish i had a decent pc.
     
  4. Sharma

    Sharma Can't get enough of FH

    Granted, but a new technological advancement makes it obsolete the next day.

    I wish I had a laxative.
     
  5. Yoni

    Yoni Cockb@dger / Klotehommel

    Granted, but you are obliged to pose for pics with tubgirl for the rest of your life!!

    I wish I didn't feel so knackered after travelling
     
  6. MYstIC G

    MYstIC G Official Licensed Lump of Coalâ„¢ Distributor Staff member Moderator FH Subscriber

    Granted, you are now constantly knackered doing anything.

    I wish TdC makes the next post...
     
  7. Trem

    Trem That there, that's not me. Moderator

    His hands are full right now.

    I wish my arse wasn't so sore.
     
  8. Bodhi

    Bodhi FH is my second home

    Your piles are cured.


    Now your crabs are itching.


    I wish I had a pint of lager.
     
  9. GDW

    GDW Fledgling Freddie

    Granted, but halfway through drinking it in one you realise it wasn't actually lager but a pint of spunk

    I wish I was gay
     
  10. dysfunction

    dysfunction FH is my second home

    Granted but you get so much arse action you are confined to a wheelchair for life.

    I wish it was the weekend already
     
  11. TdC

    TdC Trem's hunky sex love muffin Staff member Moderator

    so do I Dys, so granted!

    I wish I could cause people's pubes to combust by the power of my mind...
     
  12. Jimmy

    Jimmy Part of the furniture

    Granted but it only happens once a day

    I wish i was horney
     
  13. TdC

    TdC Trem's hunky sex love muffin Staff member Moderator

    granted, but testing my pube-burning powers I started with yours.

    I wish Trem's pile would grow to the size of a small child, pop off his crusty ring and start life as Daisy, the hairy-armed transvestite bar-tender, well known in Leeds, certain clubs in Ibiza and small parts of Wales.
     
  14. Dweller

    Dweller Fledgling Freddie

    Granted. Daisy goes on to develop a terminal disease, and in a effort to increase longevity, obtains a phd from cambridge and creates a working time machine, travels back in time 30'ish years, and has part of it's dna injected into the embryo of a dutch/scottish mutant, who in later life joins an online gaming community and goes by by an alias about being a cable-tester.

    After finding out that someone in the same gaming community as him is actually the mutant off-spring of his sore arse, Trem gets so stressed he develops piles.

    I wish I had something better to do than write about Trem's arse.
     
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  15. Alliandre

    Alliandre Fledgling Freddie

    Granted. You now have something better to do, but you still write about Trem's arse.

    I wish I was supreme overlord of the Universe.
     
  16. Jimmy

    Jimmy Part of the furniture

    granted but you now have so much spam mail u have to delte ur email addy


    i wish i was all knowing
     
  17. Yoni

    Yoni Cockb@dger / Klotehommel

    You know so much about the autrocities in our world you end up being sectioned.

    I wish JBP and I didnt have to struggle for pennies any more...
     
  18. TdC

    TdC Trem's hunky sex love muffin Staff member Moderator

    granted! JBP now makes oodles of cash as a nekkid male mud wrestler, while you sing in a Tammy Winette coverband and tour the world!

    I wish I could jump my new street bike properly :/
     
  19. Sharma

    Sharma Can't get enough of FH


    Granted but the wheel falls off after you keep doing it. :p

    I wish I had the power to stop and start time at will.
     
  20. DaGaffer

    DaGaffer Down With That Sorta Thing

    Granted, but Will gets annoyed by it and punches you in the face.

    I wish it could be Christmas ever-y da-a-ay.
     
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  21. GDW

    GDW Fledgling Freddie

    Granted, but Santa rapes and felches you every day

    I wish everyone in this forum the very best of fun over the comming weekend
     
  22. Bodhi

    Bodhi FH is my second home

    Granted, but we're having fun violating your bottom.


    I wish I could lick my eyebrows.
     
  23. Milkshake

    Milkshake Loyal Freddie

    Granted, but they taste of Trem's bum.

    I wish I could sleep under my desk :/
     
  24. Rubric

    Rubric Part of the furniture

    Granted but it collapses on you killing you slowly.

    I wish i didn't work in a call centre.
     
  25. Sharma

    Sharma Can't get enough of FH

    Granted, but instead you have to work in telemarketing.

    I wish I was intelligent.
     
  26. Rubric

    Rubric Part of the furniture

    Granted but you have to work in a library.

    I wish i didn't have to go back to telemarketing.
     
  27. MYstIC G

    MYstIC G Official Licensed Lump of Coalâ„¢ Distributor Staff member Moderator FH Subscriber

    Granted, you now start work for a fax marketing company and have to send the same page to every fax machine in the country. In each instance you have to dial the number by hand and even though you get them right all you ever hear for the rest of your life is the BT "I'm sorry, the number you've called is unavailable, please try again later."

    I wish I could watch Rubric suffer for eternity.
     
  28. Rubric

    Rubric Part of the furniture

    Granted but then you become so attracted to me that when i rebuff your advances you commit hari kari.

    I wish i could love MYstIC G
     
  29. Yoni

    Yoni Cockb@dger / Klotehommel

    granted but you have to go and lurve him "too much"

    I wish that i didnt have to go to school on saturdays :(
     
  30. Jimmy

    Jimmy Part of the furniture


    granted but now you have to spend the day as my personal healer


    i wish i had more time on my hands
     

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