Corrupt-a-Wish

[Trem]

Granted buts its sending me pics of your sister.


I wish Top Gear was shown 24 hours a day.

 

[caLLous]

Granted but they bring back Tiff Needell.

I wish Trem was a bird.

 

[Trem]

OMFG that was uncalled for Cally, Tiff is a spangle of the highest order


Right back on topic.

Granted but I aint putting mini Callous anywhere near my mouth or foofoo.


I wish Cally was my mum.

 

[Dweller]

Granted, but he raises you to count sandwiches the right way, teaches you how to put the toilet roll on the holder properly and the only tv you're allowed to watch is a Tiff Needell DVD.

I wish I had several crates of augustiner oktoberfest beer

 

[Bodhi]

Granted, but he raises you to count sandwiches the right way, teaches you how to put the toilet roll on the holder properly and the only tv you're allowed to watch is a Tiff Needell DVD.

I wish I had several crates of augustiner oktoberfest beer

Granted, but you have to mix it with Happy Shopper Lemonade.

I wish I were big.

 

[Ch3tan]

Granted, but you have to mix it with Happy Shopper Lemonade.

I wish I were big.

Granted, but you are now the Amazing 50ft Tall Woman.

I wish Cal could post faster.

 

[caLLous]

Granted but now I'm not gonna get a single piece of work done.

I wish Ch3t wasn't so observant.

 

[Bodhi]

Granted, but you are now the Amazing 50ft Tall Woman.

I wish Cal could post faster.

How is that a bad thing? Now I have 10 ft tall breasts to play with.

 

[caLLous]

I wish Bodhi knew how to play.

 

[Damini]

Granted but now I'm not gonna get a single piece of work done.

I wish Ch3t wasn't so observant.

Granted, but now he has to [Grease]Feeeeeel his way, ow![/Grease]. Starting with you.

I wish wishes were horses.

 

[caLLous]

Granted but now the damn French are eating our wishes.

I wish I'd never discovered this game.

 

[MYstIC G]

Granted but now you go mental because you can't play it.

I wish the next post in this thread doesn't start with the word "Granted"

 

[caLLous]

Your wish is my command, but the next post will probably start with 'granted'

I wish it wasn't raining.

 

[Bodhi]

Your wish is my command, but the next post will probably start with 'granted'

I wish it wasn't raining.

Done. You're still in Wolverhampton tho.


I wish Vodafone would hurry up and ring me and tell me if I have a job with them or not.

 

[Lazarus]

Done. You're still in Wolverhampton tho.


I wish Vodafone would hurry up and ring me and tell me if I have a job with them or not.

done. Although its for the position of cleaning the toilets with your tongue.

I wish I was at Vodaphone on Bodhis start date to watch his reaction.

 

[RandomBastard]

done. Although its for the position of cleaning the toilets with your tongue.

I wish I was at Vodaphone on Bodhis start date to watch his reaction.

Done but after work he bum rapes you and makes you eat his turd sandwich.

I wish summer never ended.

 

[dysfunction]

Done but after work he bum rapes you and makes you eat his turd sandwich.

I wish summer never ended.

Done. Summer never ends but it rains hydrochloric acid everyday all day.

I wish I lived 200 years in the future

 

[Clown]

Done, but you need to be born 180 years in the future so that you can't make the post you just made.

I wish I made sense.

 

[MYstIC G]

Done, now parrots understand you perfectly.

I wish we had BarrysWorld back.

 

[Lazarus]

you can have, but you will then need to worship brooky for his diligence and hard work recovering the domain.

I wish I didnt have man boobies

 

[dysfunction]

you can have, but you will then need to worship brooky for his diligence and hard work recovering the domain.

I wish I didnt have man boobies

Done but you are given dog boobies instead.

I wish I could have any food I like just by thinking of it.

 

[Trem]

Done but you are given dog boobies instead.

I wish I could have any food I like just by thinking of it.

Granted but its served on Laz's dog boobies.

I wish my name was Grant.

 

[tris-]

Granted but its served on Laz's dog boobies.

I wish my name was Grant.

sorted but you will have to live every second of your day as a giant whisky bottle.

i wish i could bone some of the hot bitches off neighbours

 

[Bodhi]

sorted but you will have to live every second of your day as a giant whisky bottle.

i wish i could bone some of the hot bitches off neighbours

Done. But you gotta do Helen Daniels as well.


I wish I could go home now.


P.S Voda called back. I r got teh job!!"!"!

 

[Bahumat]

I wish I could go home now.

Granted ~ to a horny man with gout!

I wish i had more arms

 

[Munkey]

Granted, but they're in your ass

I wish I knew the combination to the safe

 

[dysfunction]

Granted, but they're in your ass

I wish I knew the combination to the safe

Done but the safe is filled with a gas that burns all your skin off.

I wish I was that gas.

 

[Dweller]

Done but the safe is filled with a gas that burns all your skin off.

I wish I was that gas.

Granted, but although he has the combination, Munkey has yet to open the safe, it's air-tight, and you're stuck in there with one of Wij's farts.

I wish there more more new topics to read.

 

[caLLous]

Granted but Embattle started them all and they consist of bbc news links.

I wish a million penguins would parade up and down the road outside my house every 23 minutes.

 

[Ch3tan]

Granted, but every 22 minutes and 59 seconds you will be taken back in time by exactly 22 minutes and 59 seconds.

I wish Throd and Trem were in the Big Brother house next year.