Corrupt-a-Wish

Ch3tan

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Granted, you are now the leading gay and animal pr0n star on the whole internets.

I wish i wasn't awake at this stupid hour of the morning.
 

MYstIC G

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Granted, it's actually an out of body experience because you're dying in bed.

I wish someone else would do my work for me today.
 

TdC

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granted, you are now known to the whole internets as Deebs' fave puppy.

I wish I hadn't visualized Deebs as a bestiality affectionado :/
 

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granted, you are now known to the whole internets as Deebs' fave puppy.

I wish I hadn't visualized Deebs as a bestiality affectionado :/
Hehe,

if you call a love for pussy bestiality so be it :)
 

Sparx

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granted, you are now known to the whole internets as Deebs' fave puppy.

I wish I hadn't visualized Deebs as a bestiality affectionado :/

Granted, your now a fish with no memory being banged by deebs

I wish i pass my driving test
 

dysfunction

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Granted, your now a fish with no memory being banged by deebs

I wish i pass my driving test

Granted but Cars are now banned due to new "Green" laws...

I wish I had a holiday home in Sardinia.
 

TdC

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granted, but you rile up half the forum, get flamed for days and eventually banned. after your ban expires and you return, everyone remembers you as that guy, you get harassed constantly and finally you resort to moving and getting off the internet. After getting a new job at a seemingly safe company making female hygene items, you discover that your boss is in fact Jupitus, your closest coworker is Poag, and the wierd sounding guy you talk to in the phone alot who constantly tries to get you to kill your collegues is in fact me. Welcome to the forums!

I wish I had today off :)
 

Fweddy

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granted, you're fired and blacklisted. No one will ever hire you again but McDonalds.

I wish my fried egg would cook faster
 

FuzzyLogic

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Granted but you subsequently get arrested with charges of GBH for the poor flat chested girl you left bleeding on the floor after stealing her boobies.


I wish I had a barbeque :<
 

Sparx

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granted but the world has ran out of coal

I wish this bird who is interested in me looked like Kate Beckinsale
 

Insane

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granted but the world has ran out of coal

I wish this bird who is interested in me looked like Kate Beckinsale
Granted, but you discover she isnt really a she... :eek6:

I wish the people the company I work for employed, were not illerate fucktards when it comes to using computers :(
 

Sparx

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Granted, but you discover she isnt really a she... :eek6:

I wish the people the company I work for employed, were not illerate fucktards when it comes to using computers :(
granted - they sack you

I wish i had more money than sense
 

dysfunction

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Granted but its monopoly money and now you are too thick to tie your own shoelaces.

I wish could see what people were thinking.
 

TdC

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granted, but you discover your boss harbours disgusting fantasies concerning yourself, several pigeons and a leek torte.


I wish I could kill with mind bullets
 

Sparx

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granted but your mind gun backfires killing just you

I wish i was sunning up on a beach somewhere
 

Overdriven

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granted but your mind gun backfires killing just you

I wish i was sunning up on a beach somewhere
Granted. But it's the biggest gay beach on the planet and they're all watching you.

I wish I had more IRL gamer friends.
 

Sparx

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Granted. But it's the biggest gay beach on the planet and they're all watching you.

I wish I had more IRL gamer friends.
lol

granted but they're all 12 year old l33t kids

I wish i worked with a supermodel
 

Mey

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Granted but shes superoverweight..

I wish i had friends :(
 

gmloki

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granted but they are all in your head

i wish i had friends in my head
Granted but they dont talk to you they talk to each other and ignore you

I wish Pizza had 0 calories
 

RandomBastard

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Granted, but you've turned gay and now only want to drink cock-tails

I wish I hadn't had to edit this post to add a wish.
 

Mey

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Granted, but you've turned gay and now only want to drink cock-tails

I wish I hadn't had to edit this post to add a wish.
Granted but the Edit button didn't work..

I wish i could skip forward 3 years and graduate uni already :(
 

JBP|

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Granted,but the only job you're qualified to do is "toilet technician".


I wish houses were self cleaning and i lived in one.
 

RandomBastard

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Granted but you are permanently covered with shit that won't clean off.

I wish I didn't have to work on this assignment whilst its sunny :(
 

UrganNagru

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Granted, now it's fookin' raining.

Wish that the local fire service was recruiting, so I could attempt to get out of my present job.
 

JBP|

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Granted but you fail in your application and have to stay in your current job until the day you die.


I wish i was going to be Prime Minister of The United Kingdom instead of Gordon Brown.
 

Ch3tan

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I can't bring myself to corrupt that wish, it's a great idea.
 

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