Corrupt-a-Wish

Discussion in 'The Front Room' started by gmloki, Aug 22, 2006.

  1. gmloki

    gmloki Part of the furniture

    Heres a bit of fun for you evil, sick, twisted, meniachal mob that is Freddys

    Write a wish.

    The next person to reply grants your wish, but there's a consequence to it...
    you then writes another wish, which the next person corrupts.

    Example:
    1st person: I wish I had X-Ray Vision.
    2nd person: Granted, but it only works in nursing homes.

    I'll start.

    I wish I could fly
     
  2. TdC

    TdC Trem's hunky sex love muffin Staff member Moderator

    Granted, but only when you're sleeping!

    I wish I could turn invisible!
     
  3. phazey

    phazey One of Freddy's beloved

    I'll give you that one, but only when no one is looking.

    i wish i could be the richest guy in the world.
     
  4. gmloki

    gmloki Part of the furniture

    Granted but inflation hits a 100,000% makign your money worthless

    I wish Kebabs werent bad for you
     
  5. Mazling

    Mazling Fledgling Freddie

    No problem, but Britain has just broken off diplomatic relations with everywhere except Turkey and has just set about deporting everyone...

    I wish I was incredibly beautiful!
     
  6. Calaen

    Calaen I am a massive cock who isn't firing atm!

    Granted, but only to Quasimodo :p

    I wish Trem was not so damn hot.
     
  7. Tom

    Tom FH is my second home

    Granted, but he just dropped his prices.

    I wish Trem were hotter.
     
  8. phazey

    phazey One of Freddy's beloved

    No problem, but only in the burning depths of hell.

    i wish i knew everything.
     
  9. Trem

    Trem That there, that's not me. Moderator

    Granted but only on the moon.


    I wish I was hung.
     
  10. TdC

    TdC Trem's hunky sex love muffin Staff member Moderator

    granted, but like a flea (no change there)


    I wish I was David Hasslehoff
     
  11. Lazarus

    Lazarus Part of the furniture

    Granted - but only when he reaches 93

    I wish i was on holiday - premanently.
     
  12. phazey

    phazey One of Freddy's beloved

    Granted, but only your brain.

    I wish Kylie would go down on me.
     
  13. TdC

    TdC Trem's hunky sex love muffin Staff member Moderator

    certainly! Right after I spaffed her in the eyes!

    I wish I was sunning myself on a tropical beach...
     
  14. Lazarus

    Lazarus Part of the furniture

    granted - but you will be turned into a crab

    I wish i was multilingual
     
  15. Sharma

    Sharma Can't get enough of FH

    granted - but only in Zambia!

    I wish I could eat all I want and stay toned and fit.
     
  16. tris-

    tris- Failed Geordie and Parmothief

    granted but only fat ugly bitches will want you.

    i wish i had gold teeth
     
  17. Tom

    Tom FH is my second home

    But only if I could punch you repeatedly in the chops.

    I wish 7 of 9 would introduce me to the other 8 ladies.
     
  18. old.Tohtori

    old.Tohtori FH is my second home

    Thy wish is granted! 7 of 9 will now introduce you to the rest of the ladies, who like you even less then she does.

    I wish this game was called by the original "Twist a Wish" name *grin*

    Ok seriously...

    I wish that i had an uncorruptable wish about having every superpower ever imagined.
     
  19. Clown

    Clown Part of the furniture

    Fine, but you will die the next day.

    I wish a mod would fix the spelling of the thread title.
     
  20. Lazarus

    Lazarus Part of the furniture

    granted - but you are the only one that cant see it.

    I wish, I wish.......I was me.
     
  21. phazey

    phazey One of Freddy's beloved

    Granted, but you leave yourself the next day.

    I wish i discovered something real useful
     
  22. Tombha

    Tombha Fledgling Freddie

    granted. the thing you discovered was Human self-combustion, wich is useful for the ppl standing around you that was feeling a bit cold.

    I wish i had cigarettes!
     
  23. TdC

    TdC Trem's hunky sex love muffin Staff member Moderator

    granted! too bad you didn't wish for a lighter too ;)

    I wish the people I'm waiting for would hurry up and email me back!
     
  24. dysfunction

    dysfunction FH is my second home

    granted but your ISP deletes them all

    I wish I could bitch slap you all through the monitor.
     
  25. phazey

    phazey One of Freddy's beloved

    You do, but he just got the quad damage and axes your head from your body in revenge.

    I wish i did not have anything.
     
  26. dysfunction

    dysfunction FH is my second home


    granted. you are left in a void with no air, light, feeling, sound, body in fact you have such emptiness you wish to kill yourself to put you out of misery but are unable to forever and ever...

    I wish I was the opposite.
     
  27. tris-

    tris- Failed Geordie and Parmothief

    granted. but tomorrow someone will ram a barbed wire coverd dildo up your ass for being so happy

    i wish i could ram that dildo up dysfunctions ass
     
  28. phazey

    phazey One of Freddy's beloved

    Granted.

    but you then have to use the said barbed wire dildo as sunday lunch cuttlery.

    I wish freddys was red. gren sucks. red is the new in colour.
     
  29. TdC

    TdC Trem's hunky sex love muffin Staff member Moderator

    granted, but everyone thought it sucked and Deebs changed it back to green right away.

    I wish Laetitia Casta would seduce me and give me mad se><or every day for as long as I wanted.
     
  30. phazey

    phazey One of Freddy's beloved

    Granted. But then revealed that she was really born "Ronald Smedley" from middlesex, and spent "some time" in Thailand getting the alterations. After several days mad se><, and all the photo's we could fit to upload to flickr, she/he/it revealed the dark truth.

    I wish that would happen again!
     
    • Like Like x 1

Share This Page

  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.