Corrupt-a-Wish

[gmloki]

Heres a bit of fun for you evil, sick, twisted, meniachal mob that is Freddys

Write a wish.

The next person to reply grants your wish, but there's a consequence to it...
you then writes another wish, which the next person corrupts.

Example:
1st person: I wish I had X-Ray Vision.
2nd person: Granted, but it only works in nursing homes.

I'll start.

I wish I could fly

 

[TdC]

Granted, but only when you're sleeping!

I wish I could turn invisible!

 

[phazey]

I'll give you that one, but only when no one is looking.

i wish i could be the richest guy in the world.

 

[gmloki]

Granted but inflation hits a 100,000% makign your money worthless

I wish Kebabs werent bad for you

 

[Mazling]

No problem, but Britain has just broken off diplomatic relations with everywhere except Turkey and has just set about deporting everyone...

I wish I was incredibly beautiful!

 

[Calaen]

Granted, but only to Quasimodo

I wish Trem was not so damn hot.

 

[Tom]

Granted, but he just dropped his prices.

I wish Trem were hotter.

 

[phazey]

No problem, but only in the burning depths of hell.

i wish i knew everything.

 

[Trem]

Granted but only on the moon.


I wish I was hung.

 

[TdC]

granted, but like a flea (no change there)


I wish I was David Hasslehoff

 

[Lazarus]

Granted - but only when he reaches 93

I wish i was on holiday - premanently.

 

[phazey]

Granted, but only your brain.

I wish Kylie would go down on me.

 

[TdC]

certainly! Right after I spaffed her in the eyes!

I wish I was sunning myself on a tropical beach...

 

[Lazarus]

granted - but you will be turned into a crab

I wish i was multilingual

 

[Sharma]

granted - but only in Zambia!

I wish I could eat all I want and stay toned and fit.

 

[tris-]

I wish I could eat all I want and stay toned and fit.

granted but only fat ugly bitches will want you.

i wish i had gold teeth

 

[Tom]

But only if I could punch you repeatedly in the chops.

I wish 7 of 9 would introduce me to the other 8 ladies.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I wish 7 of 9 would introduce me to the other 8 ladies.

Thy wish is granted! 7 of 9 will now introduce you to the rest of the ladies, who like you even less then she does.

I wish this game was called by the original "Twist a Wish" name *grin*

Ok seriously...

I wish that i had an uncorruptable wish about having every superpower ever imagined.

 

[Clown]

Fine, but you will die the next day.

I wish a mod would fix the spelling of the thread title.

 

[Lazarus]

granted - but you are the only one that cant see it.

I wish, I wish.......I was me.

 

[phazey]

Granted, but you leave yourself the next day.

I wish i discovered something real useful

 

[Tombha]

Granted, but you leave yourself the next day.

I wish i discovered something real useful

granted. the thing you discovered was Human self-combustion, wich is useful for the ppl standing around you that was feeling a bit cold.

I wish i had cigarettes!

 

[TdC]

granted! too bad you didn't wish for a lighter too

I wish the people I'm waiting for would hurry up and email me back!

 

[dysfunction]

granted but your ISP deletes them all

I wish I could bitch slap you all through the monitor.

 

[phazey]

You do, but he just got the quad damage and axes your head from your body in revenge.

I wish i did not have anything.

 

[dysfunction]

You do, but he just got the quad damage and axes your head from your body in revenge.

I wish i did not have anything.

granted. you are left in a void with no air, light, feeling, sound, body in fact you have such emptiness you wish to kill yourself to put you out of misery but are unable to forever and ever...

I wish I was the opposite.

 

[tris-]

I wish I was the opposite.

granted. but tomorrow someone will ram a barbed wire coverd dildo up your ass for being so happy

i wish i could ram that dildo up dysfunctions ass

 

[phazey]

Granted.

but you then have to use the said barbed wire dildo as sunday lunch cuttlery.

I wish freddys was red. gren sucks. red is the new in colour.

 

[TdC]

granted, but everyone thought it sucked and Deebs changed it back to green right away.

I wish Laetitia Casta would seduce me and give me mad se><or every day for as long as I wanted.

 

[phazey]

Granted. But then revealed that she was really born "Ronald Smedley" from middlesex, and spent "some time" in Thailand getting the alterations. After several days mad se><, and all the photo's we could fit to upload to flickr, she/he/it revealed the dark truth.

I wish that would happen again!