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TdC said:
he is, and not only to the nice men in the white coats.

I wish I had some cheese.
granted but its under your foreskin.

i wish your cheese didn't smell so bad!
 

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Granted you get to stop sucking and sit on his member instead.

I wish the video of that got posted on YouTube so everyone could laugh at you.
 

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granted but it got taken off after 2 days for p0rn

i wish i wasnt bored
 

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sirofsake said:
granted but it got taken off after 2 days for p0rn

i wish i wasnt bored

Yes but as soon as you become remotely busy you get so stressed you have a heart attack and die.

I wish Calaen would stop arguing about driving speeds etc...

:touch:
 

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Yes but as soon as you become remotely busy you get so stressed you have a heart attack and die.

I wish Calaen would stop arguing about driving speeds etc...
grated but now il do it :)


wish i was on a desert island :D
 

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granted, but it's also home to giant scorpions who attack you and fill you with giant scorpion larvae (through the obvious orifice) which cause you to go slowly insane while they burrow through your flesh munching away before exploding out of your body through your eyeballs.

I wish I didn't have such an active imagination o0
 

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TdC said:
I wish I didn't have such an active imagination o0
Granted! You're now the happy unimaginative... and veggie... patient of London General.

I wish for a corrupt wish of a million dollar lottery ticket :D
 

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Granted. The ticket is in 1,000,000 pieces.

I wish I could be there to watch when he puts the lottery ticket back together and finds out it has expired.
 

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MYstIC G said:
Granted. The ticket is in 1,000,000 pieces.

I wish I could be there to watch when he puts the lottery ticket back together and finds out it has expired.
Granted but the rage caused by such a cruel trick induces a massive explosion of his stomach. The resultant stomach acid cloud that forms contaminates your eyes, blinding you for life (or until you can raise the money to have it fixed privately).

I didn't want to be too cruel :)

I wish for mankind to live in complete harmony (and a bigger willy).
 

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Granted, but the willy that mankind has found harmony in is Bernard Mannings.


I wish for a Giant Panda
 

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But i wished for a corrupt wish, which you corrupted, so it's uncorrupted now, so i won! :D
 

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old.Tohtori said:
But i wished for a corrupt wish, which you corrupted, so it's uncorrupted now, so i won! :D

No.

You never win...its a law or an old charter or something
 

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The resultant stomach acid cloud that forms contaminates your eyes, blinding you for life (or until you can raise the money to have it fixed privately)
Wouldn't be the first time I've paid to have my eyes fixed! :)

I wish someone would resurrect this thread!
 

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Granted, but the thread's now locked until i get out of the shower (or until someone else does it) ;)

I still wish for a giant Panda >.<
 

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Granted, but it's sitting on your face.

I wish my hair was a bit longer.
 

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Granted, the hair on your palms is now 6ft long.

I wish TdC's netwang continues to shrink.
 

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granted, everything you have, you now have in fours.

I wish a ninja would sneak into your house and shave off one of your eyebrows while you sleep.
 

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Granted. The ninja returns to TdC for payment and kills him when he doesn't have exact change and offers the Ninja Paypal.

I wish the eyebrow shaving was available in pictures for a laugh.
 

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granted: in all pictures you're in you feature either an extreme mono-brow or no eyebrows at all depending on lighting.

I wish you'd grow a scruffy beard like me.
 

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Granted but you lose all your hair...

I wish TDC and Meg didnt have the same Avatar...
 

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Granted because in fact TdC, Meg & Chet all have the same avatar.

I wish I hadn't wasted money watching Spiderman 3.
 

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Ok you didnt, but Uwe Boll just signed a contract with all major movie studios stating that his movies will be the only ones they will be showing in theaters for the coming 10 years.

I wish i found a fun job.
 

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Granted, but only in the midle of the dessert.
I wish I was the next person to post.
 

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Granted, you're now known for hacking forum accounts and other dodgy internet dealings and have therefore been labelled as scum.

I wish I was a Uwe Boll fan :(
 

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Granted, you're now known for hacking forum accounts and other dodgy internet dealings and have therefore been labelled as scum.

I wish I was a Uwe Boll fan :(
Granted. But this happening also made you his groupie and now you have sperm-soaked hair which is unwashable.

I wish I had a un-corruptable wish.
 

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Granted, but now you are a pikey witch, stealing peoples tears for your vile magics

I wish I had something better to do than post on this thread.
 

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Granted, but only when you are robbing Robin

I wish I was a pr0n star
 

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