Corrupt-a-Wish

[TdC]

granted, cos if he ended up looking like that I'd be glad to do her twice over.

I wish Al, the hairy cross-dressing hermafrodite taxi driver from Leeds with a partially failed boob job would bum phazey to within an inch of his life.

 

[FuzzyLogic]

granted, but only because Phazey needs that inch to return the favour.

I wish i didn't have to go to work today

 

[JingleBells]

granted, but only because Phazey needs that inch to return the favour.

I wish i didn't have to go to work today

Granted, but you'll have to go to work every day for the rest of your life (including weekends & bank holidays)

I wish I had a lamborghini murcielago

 

[Bodhi]

Granted, but you'll have to go to work every day for the rest of your life (including weekends & bank holidays)

I wish I had a lamborghini murcielago

Granted, but the first girl you have to take out in it is Michelle McManus. And she's got the painters in.

I wish I wasn't as well hung.

 

[TdC]

granted. I hear there are machines that can take visuals of atoms and slightly smaller atoms these days so you could even see the difference.

I wish I wasn't a duck.

 

[Sharma]

granted. I hear there are machines that can take visuals of atoms and slightly smaller atoms these days so you could even see the difference.

I wish I wasn't a duck.

Granted but you'd have to be a chicken instead.

I wish I could win the lottery.

 

[Wij]

Granted but you'd have to be a chicken instead.

I wish I could win the lottery.

Yes - the NHS postcode lottery. You get your sex-change !!!

I wish I could put any two women I choose into a room to watch them lez up.

 

[tris-]

Yes - the NHS postcode lottery. You get your sex-change !!!

I wish I could put any two women I choose into a room to watch them lez up.

granted. but 5 seconds after starting they will explode and you will be splatterd with bits of lesbian.

i wish i could produce peanut butter out of my toes, on demand

 

[nath]

Granted - but it taste like... well like peanut butter from your toes.

I wish I wasn't a total and utter grumpy ****.

 

[tris-]

naths wish appears to be impossible

 

[Bodhi]

Granted - but it taste like... well like peanut butter from your toes.

I wish I wasn't a total and utter grumpy ****.

Granted, but you have to be chauffeured everywhere in a Fiat Cinquecento fr the rest of your life.

I wish I was a little bit taller.

 

[Frizz]

Granted, but you have to be chauffeured everywhere in a Fiat Cinquecento fr the rest of your life.

I wish I was a little bit taller.

Granted, but you have to be a baller.

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat.

 

[JBP|]

Granted,but the rabbit is in stew form and you must wear the hat for 24 hours.

I wish i did'nt have a bad back

 

[Bodhi]

Granted,but the rabbit is in stew form and you must wear the hat for 24 hours.

I wish i did'nt have a bad back

Granted, now you have Syphillis


I wish I could remember where I put my bifta.

 

[nath]

Granted, but you have to be chauffeured everywhere in a Fiat Cinquecento fr the rest of your life.

Oh man, and I'd managed to repress the memories :\

 

[JingleBells]

Granted, now you have Syphillis


I wish I could remember where I put my bifta.

Granted, unfortunately you've used it as a suppository.

I wish my car cost less to run.

 

[Damini]

Granted. Only now you can't lock the doors, and you have to park it outside my house at night.

I wish I could kill people with the power of my mind.

 

[Paradroid]

Granted, but you need male genitalia grafted onto your forehead for it to work properly.

I wish I could live forever.

 

[Trem]

Granted but its with me.


I wish I knew what you were all wearing.

 

[TdC]

Granted, but as of now everyone wears frizzy pink bunny suits.

I'd like to wish that I, like Damini, could kill people with my mind....but I already think with my co>< let alone have one attached to my forehead :/

So....


I wish I had some pie.

 

[Bodhi]

Granted, but as of now everyone wears frizzy pink bunny suits.

I'd like to wish that I, like Damini, could kill people with my mind....but I already think with my co>< let alone have one attached to my forehead :/

So....


I wish I had some pie.

Granted, but it's Kitty pie.


I wish I'd had another Sausage and Egg McMuffin.

 

[MYstIC G]

Granted, but it's one Trem's already digested.

I wish I didn't have to come up with the next wish.

 

[Ch3tan]

Granted, but it's because you've been banned from the forums and no one wants a save meg campaign.

I wish I worked a 9-5 job.

 

[TdC]

granted, but it's standing outside a dodgy bar in a frizzy pink bunny suit trying to attract customers.

I wish I didn't have this thing with frizzy pink bunny suits...

 

[caLLous]

Granted, but now the frizzy pink bunny suits have swords and are pissed off.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of cotton buds.

 

[Trem]

Granted but I have already used them to clean my peen.


I wish everyone knew the correct sandwich rules.

 

[Munkey]

granted, but your rules are wrong


I wish I knew the way to Amarillo

 

[Trem]

Granted but you have to go there with the clap(again).

I wish I didn't have to trim.

 

[Lazarus]

granted - you;v been turned into a 3 year old with no body hair.

I wish my farts didnt smell so bad

 

[Ch3tan]

Granted, but you now fart a odourless toxic gas. silent and deadly

I wish I had something better to do than post on this thread..