Corrupt-a-Wish

Discussion in 'The Front Room' started by gmloki, Aug 22, 2006.

  1. Yoni

    Yoni Cockb@dger / Klotehommel

    you got it but time weighs heavy so heavy your hands fall off....


    I wish that I didn't have to do budgets :(
     
  2. Jimmy

    Jimmy Part of the furniture

    granted but now you didnt budget you spent all your money one a random bowling ball that says pewpewpew on the side of it


    i wish i was at home and not cashing up :(
     
  3. Paradroid

    Paradroid Fledgling Freddie

    Granted - but your home is a run-down derelict building in the middle of nowhere, and you used all the cash on the taxi.

    I wish I had a fresh supply of wimin twice a day!

    :p
     
  4. Rubric

    Rubric Part of the furniture

    granted but you are struck down with impotence.

    i wish i had a monitor that didn't whistle at me
     
  5. MYstIC G

    MYstIC G Official Licensed Lump of Coal™ Distributor Staff member Moderator FH Subscriber

    Granted it now announces to everyone in the world repeatedly and in a very loud voice "Rubric is looking at porn again" even when you're not.

    I wish I could use my mod powers and annoy the natives some more...
     
  6. Rubric

    Rubric Part of the furniture

    granted but you get called a grumpy old man!!!

    i wish i could run more than 1 league in football manager 2005 on my ageing pc.
     
  7. dysfunction

    dysfunction It's my birthday today!

  8. MYstIC G

    MYstIC G Official Licensed Lump of Coal™ Distributor Staff member Moderator FH Subscriber

    granted... everyone then ponders which MS FrontPage theme has been used.

    I wish everyone who used to play for [CS-B] would return.
     
  9. JBP|

    JBP| Part of the furniture

    Granted, but everyone stops playing counter strike (+source) and plays Quake4 instead.

    I wish i did'nt have to drive to Cornwall and back on saturday (approx 600 miles).
     
  10. Alliandre

    Alliandre Fledgling Freddie

    Granted. You now get stuck in the middle of nowhere, half way back from Cornwall and have to survive by eating your own feet.

    I wish I didn't have to work 46 hour weeks or above.
     
  11. TdC

    TdC Trem's hunky sex love muffin Staff member Moderator

    granted. you now have no work at all and have to survive by eating your own feet.

    I wish I hadn't overslept this morning :/
     
  12. JBP|

    JBP| Part of the furniture

    Granted, you wake up eating your own feet

    I wish i was going to Cornwall in an Aston Martin.
     
  13. TdC

    TdC Trem's hunky sex love muffin Staff member Moderator

    Granted, but you have to eat your own feet on the way down.

    I wish I wasn't going to get a cold :/
     
  14. gmloki

    gmloki Part of the furniture

    Wish granted

    However the radio is permanantly on with Richard Clayderman classics at full volume

    I wish I was going to Florida tomorrow

    Edit that was meant for JBP
     
  15. Lazarus

    Lazarus Part of the furniture

    granted!

    you end up with a raging fever and Peter North having buttsex0r with you.

    I wish I was TdC
     
  16. dysfunction

    dysfunction It's my birthday today!

    hehehehe thats classic!!
     
  17. Overdriven

    Overdriven Not a sandwich


    Granted - You now are a Totally Dumb Crapface



    I wish I had my MP3 player back :p
     
  18. mycenae

    mycenae Can't get enough of FH

    granted, but someone has wiped all the songs off it and replaced them with a medley of Reg Wilsons acoordion classics.
    I wish I never had to washing up or house work.
     
  19. dysfunction

    dysfunction It's my birthday today!


    Granted. You are now a homeless person eating out of dustbins.

    I wish had a flying license
     
  20. Overdriven

    Overdriven Not a sandwich

    Granted. You can only fly kites.



    I wish I could see a good film in the cinema ;o
     
  21. dysfunction

    dysfunction It's my birthday today!


    Granted but a huge bodybuilder sits in front of you getting in the way of your view and chats loudly about whats about to happen in the film plot to his girlfriend.


    I wish I could make it snow
     
  22. JBP|

    JBP| Part of the furniture

    Granted, however someone else wished the weather was wamer at the same time and hence your snow turns into rain.

    I wish this thread would end now.
     
  23. Jimmy

    Jimmy Part of the furniture

    granted but the treaded ended and lots of other threads like this poped up


    i wish i didnt have to listen to crazy frog at work
     
  24. Overdriven

    Overdriven Not a sandwich

    Granted - you listen to it allways at home, and everywhere outside of work.


    I wish people accepted more ID.
     
  25. caLLous

    caLLous I am a FH squatter

    Not granted, we only accept passports or driving licenses I'm afraid!

    I wish more people remembered to bring ID out with them. :eek:
     
  26. dysfunction

    dysfunction It's my birthday today!

    Granted but nobody accepts them.


    I wish we had teleportation like on star trek only much better
     
  27. MYstIC G

    MYstIC G Official Licensed Lump of Coal™ Distributor Staff member Moderator FH Subscriber

    Granted. It is much better because it is only used to annoy you. For example whenever you are 1 second away from getting where you want to go on a journey, your are teleported back to the start, whenever you get anywhere close to getting it on with a woman your parents are teleported into the room, etc.

    I wish it was Cheif O'Brien doing the wind up teleporting to dysfunction
     
  28. Rubric

    Rubric Part of the furniture

    Granted but there is an accident and you get repeatedly teleported into the room when your parents are getting it on.

    I wish upon a star.
     
  29. GDW

    GDW Fledgling Freddie

    Granted, but the star you wish on is sited in the middle of your arse and so your wish doesn't come true.

    I wish Clown was interesting
     
  30. TdC

    TdC Trem's hunky sex love muffin Staff member Moderator

    he is, and not only to the nice men in the white coats.

    I wish I had some cheese.
     

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