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Yoni

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you got it but time weighs heavy so heavy your hands fall off....


I wish that I didn't have to do budgets :(
 

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granted but now you didnt budget you spent all your money one a random bowling ball that says pewpewpew on the side of it


i wish i was at home and not cashing up :(
 

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Granted - but your home is a run-down derelict building in the middle of nowhere, and you used all the cash on the taxi.

I wish I had a fresh supply of wimin twice a day!

:p
 

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Paradroid said:
Granted - but your home is a run-down derelict building in the middle of nowhere, and you used all the cash on the taxi.

I wish I had a fresh supply of wimin twice a day!

:p
granted but you are struck down with impotence.

i wish i had a monitor that didn't whistle at me
 

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Granted it now announces to everyone in the world repeatedly and in a very loud voice "Rubric is looking at porn again" even when you're not.

I wish I could use my mod powers and annoy the natives some more...
 

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MYstIC G said:
Granted it now announces to everyone in the world repeatedly and in a very loud voice "Rubric is looking at porn again" even when you're not.

I wish I could use my mod powers and annoy the natives some more...
granted but you get called a grumpy old man!!!

i wish i could run more than 1 league in football manager 2005 on my ageing pc.
 

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granted... everyone then ponders which MS FrontPage theme has been used.

I wish everyone who used to play for [CS-B] would return.
 

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Granted, but everyone stops playing counter strike (+source) and plays Quake4 instead.

I wish i did'nt have to drive to Cornwall and back on saturday (approx 600 miles).
 

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JBP| said:
Granted, but everyone stops playing counter strike (+source) and plays Quake4 instead.

I wish i did'nt have to drive to Cornwall and back on saturday (approx 600 miles).
Granted. You now get stuck in the middle of nowhere, half way back from Cornwall and have to survive by eating your own feet.

I wish I didn't have to work 46 hour weeks or above.
 

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granted. you now have no work at all and have to survive by eating your own feet.

I wish I hadn't overslept this morning :/
 

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Granted, you wake up eating your own feet

I wish i was going to Cornwall in an Aston Martin.
 

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Granted, but you have to eat your own feet on the way down.

I wish I wasn't going to get a cold :/
 

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Wish granted

However the radio is permanantly on with Richard Clayderman classics at full volume

I wish I was going to Florida tomorrow

Edit that was meant for JBP
 

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TdC said:
Granted, but you have to eat your own feet on the way down.

I wish I wasn't going to get a cold :/
granted!

you end up with a raging fever and Peter North having buttsex0r with you.

I wish I was TdC
 

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MYstIC G said:
granted... everyone then ponders which MS FrontPage theme has been used.

I wish everyone who used to play for [CS-B] would return.
hehehehe thats classic!!
 

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Lazarus said:
granted!

you end up with a raging fever and Peter North having buttsex0r with you.

I wish I was TdC

Granted - You now are a Totally Dumb Crapface



I wish I had my MP3 player back :p
 

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granted, but someone has wiped all the songs off it and replaced them with a medley of Reg Wilsons acoordion classics.
I wish I never had to washing up or house work.
 

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mycenae said:
granted, but someone has wiped all the songs off it and replaced them with a medley of Reg Wilsons acoordion classics.
I wish I never had to washing up or house work.

Granted. You are now a homeless person eating out of dustbins.

I wish had a flying license
 

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dysfunction said:
Granted. You are now a homeless person eating out of dustbins.

I wish had a flying license
Granted. You can only fly kites.



I wish I could see a good film in the cinema ;o
 

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Overdriven said:
Granted. You can only fly kites.



I wish I could see a good film in the cinema ;o

Granted but a huge bodybuilder sits in front of you getting in the way of your view and chats loudly about whats about to happen in the film plot to his girlfriend.


I wish I could make it snow
 

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Granted, however someone else wished the weather was wamer at the same time and hence your snow turns into rain.

I wish this thread would end now.
 

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granted but the treaded ended and lots of other threads like this poped up


i wish i didnt have to listen to crazy frog at work
 

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sirofsake said:
granted but the treaded ended and lots of other threads like this poped up


i wish i didnt have to listen to crazy frog at work
Granted - you listen to it allways at home, and everywhere outside of work.


I wish people accepted more ID.
 

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Not granted, we only accept passports or driving licenses I'm afraid!

I wish more people remembered to bring ID out with them. :eek:
 

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caLLous said:
Not granted, we only accept passports or driving licenses I'm afraid!

I wish more people remembered to bring ID out with them. :eek:
Granted but nobody accepts them.


I wish we had teleportation like on star trek only much better
 

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Granted. It is much better because it is only used to annoy you. For example whenever you are 1 second away from getting where you want to go on a journey, your are teleported back to the start, whenever you get anywhere close to getting it on with a woman your parents are teleported into the room, etc.

I wish it was Cheif O'Brien doing the wind up teleporting to dysfunction
 

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MYstIC G said:
Granted. It is much better because it is only used to annoy you. For example whenever you are 1 second away from getting where you want to go on a journey, your are teleported back to the start, whenever you get anywhere close to getting it on with a woman your parents are teleported into the room, etc.

I wish it was Cheif O'Brien doing the wind up teleporting to dysfunction
Granted but there is an accident and you get repeatedly teleported into the room when your parents are getting it on.

I wish upon a star.
 

GDW

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Granted, but the star you wish on is sited in the middle of your arse and so your wish doesn't come true.

I wish Clown was interesting
 

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he is, and not only to the nice men in the white coats.

I wish I had some cheese.
 

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