Binky the Bomb
Fledgling Freddie
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- Jan 31, 2004
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*Looks up this years contestants to find out what the FUCK everyone is talking about*
A 40 year old tanning rep, an albino called Swallow, a ginger business owner from London (obvious tosser), A guy who liked his name so much he took it twice, a blond who says thick people make her angry (self hater?), a man whose obviously blind because of his wardrobe, a 21 year old attention whore from Coventry, a jawline with a crap hair-do, a plain jane god-botherer, a 23 year old single slapper with a kid, a dancing whoopsy, a model who is a (shock of shocks) vegetarian, a pussy from Liverpool, a cookie addicted Thailand podger, a 20 year old closet case with big ears and finally, a nice pair of tits from Wales.
With such a whacky and zany mix up of personalities, we'll be seeing homosexual sex scene's by the end of the series. Riveting stuff, I'll admit, but if I don't watch the paint dry in the spare bedroom we're decorating, the communists will win, so I'll miss.... pretty much all of it.
Burn down Big Brother.
A 40 year old tanning rep, an albino called Swallow, a ginger business owner from London (obvious tosser), A guy who liked his name so much he took it twice, a blond who says thick people make her angry (self hater?), a man whose obviously blind because of his wardrobe, a 21 year old attention whore from Coventry, a jawline with a crap hair-do, a plain jane god-botherer, a 23 year old single slapper with a kid, a dancing whoopsy, a model who is a (shock of shocks) vegetarian, a pussy from Liverpool, a cookie addicted Thailand podger, a 20 year old closet case with big ears and finally, a nice pair of tits from Wales.
With such a whacky and zany mix up of personalities, we'll be seeing homosexual sex scene's by the end of the series. Riveting stuff, I'll admit, but if I don't watch the paint dry in the spare bedroom we're decorating, the communists will win, so I'll miss.... pretty much all of it.
Burn down Big Brother.
