What do you want for Christmas little boy/girl?

[old.ohuzi]

Heh heh heh, Santa's a bit ill this year... so I've been given the job. Knackers eh? Anyhow, I'm stumped on the pressie front, so I figured I'd ask a normal well adjusted bunch of people what I should distribute.

Any ideas?

 

[old.TUG]

I want a big bag of sweeties that I can take round high schools @ 3:20pm and offer them to yummy schoolgirls

 

[xenon2000]

TUG ur always going on about schoolgirlz !

Anyways I wanna shag from Britney. Can you sort me out?

 

[old.frankie]

youll need to marry her first

its that virgin thing innit

lieing bitch

 

[nothing]

christmas list

Dear Santa (crossed out) Ohuzi,
I want copy of QIII arena, one of Sacrifice, one of Red Alert 2, one of Halo, but that'll be for next christmas now, and a Geforce 2. Please.
Oh, almost forgot. While we're on that level of thought, peace and harmony for my brother man. And sister woman, damn this political correctness.

 

[xenon2000]

Damn the bitch! Damn her! Damn her!

Wouldn't mind a reserved copy of Doom3 before anyone else though

 

[xenon2000]

Um, thats next Xmas;

Unless ID pull off a miracle (yeah right)

 

[old.Mikey]

Passionate night with the girlfriend!

And then her hand...


Mikey out!!

 

[old.Quorthon]

er Xenon, wasnt Doom 3 supposed to be a much longer term thing, like 2002 or 2003?

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[xenon2000]

Is it? My mate said next Xmas...

Is there a progress site for it or something?

 

[old.[GA] Shovel]

Dear Father Ohuzi,
This christmas, as I've been such a good boy, I'd like the bloody violent destruction of Steps.
Please run them over with yoru sleigh on the way to TUGs. Thnx.

Ben.

 

[Testin da Cable]

Dear Santa,

as you well know, I make very few requests of you.
I choose not to bother you with asking for an improved version of something I already have, and thus to let you get on with your enviable task of bringing gifts to those who deserve them.

This x-mas I would, if you'll permit me, break my silence and ask you to bestow some charity apon some peeps who I think would benefit from such a boon. Therefor, Santa, tdc will present his wishlist for 2000:

-I want all the poor, homeless, sick, hungry and lonely peeps to recieve a little good cheer this christmas.

-I want all the peeps at war to find peace in their hearts and to realize that even though everyone has their differences, none of them are worth killing for.

-I want all the little kids to smile and be happy on christmas day even though some of them have suffered great losses.

-I want america's new CEO to do a good job running his country because I really don't like the consequences of his fscking up.

-I want it to snow on x-mas day

-I want all the bad peeps to have a change of heart before that 'really bad thing(tm)' happens.

and

-I want my family, my gf and all my friends to know I love them very much and that I'll always look out for them like they look out for me.


Thats it Santa.

Yours,


testin_da_cable
BarrysWorld Spammer
Mediocre UT player

 

[xenon2000]

w0w, a serious post from tdc keep it up m8 !

 

[ReActor]

Fuck that!

400 B&H and a litre of Southern Comfort please

 

[old.Quorthon]

TDC I am genuinely shocked at this er.. meaningful? post?

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[bodhi]

Dear Santa,

I would like the following:-

A barrel of Guiness Extra Cold

A car boot full of Marlboro

A Pentium 4

A Radeon 2/Radeon Maxx

A copy of Duke Nukem Forever

And nothing to do for the whole of 2001

Oh and someone to stab Tony Blair and John Prescott in the face.

And a Fiat Coupe 20v Turbo Limited Edition, preferable in dark metallic grey.

 

[old.TUG]

I would ideally like enough money to settle down and be happy with the Woman I love along with a few nice cars I aren't bothered about the youthful life awaiting me... turn me into an old git so I can have cheaper car insurance.

Nice post too TDC, good on ya m8

 

[Testin da Cable]

thanks guys





now don't go thinking I've come over all serious like
but merry christmas anyway

 

[old.Quorthon]

would that be a bunch of Novas in different colours Tug?





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[dazzl]

Only a couple of nine bars and plenty of skins please, with a cherry on top!

 

[dazzl]

Oh, and Bohdi`s list too! Thx

 

[old.TUG]

Originally posted by Quorthon
would that be a bunch of Novas in different colours Tug?





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Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah I think I'll have a shitload of Nissan Sunny GTI-R's along with a Skyline R35 (the new one, fucking GORGEOUS mamma) in black.. and a Mitsubishi Lancer Evo VII family car... Ahh sod it, I'll have a 2.0 16v Turbo'd nova too with 4WD, 7 speed sequential gear box, paddle clutch and a big fuckoff tarmac race curcuit in me back yard

Come on santa, I'm a good lad and I never spam on messageboards!!

 

[Testin da Cable]

haha


I trust I could come and visit on weekends and such

 

[old.Quorthon]

oooh not fussy Tug are we

I'd just love a V6 engine for me 156.

As it is Im probably getting a Seiko Kinetic.

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[old.Mikey]

Originally posted by Quorthon


As it is Im probably getting a Seiko Kinetic.

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Already got one, fantastic watches, I've got the titantium version. You won't be disappointed.

On the subjuect of cars - Merc SLK Kompressor please....


Girls - Mmm just give me my Lisa any day...



Mikey out!!

 

[old.Quorthon]

Yeah Its a titanium auto-relay Im getting alright. Looking forward to it.

On the subject of cars, if I hadnt got me 156 and could have anything at all, Im afraid Im terribly predictable in saying a 360 Modena would cream my trousers. I saw one of them the other day in THAT red colour, and it looks & sounds even more gorgeous in the flesh than it does in piccies.

and Tug M8, although the skyline and evos are surely great track cars, would you not feel like a total w**ker driving one around town. Especially the friggin fin on the back of the EVO!!!! Jesus Christ it looks like it could take off at any minute or that the designer had a jaws fixation.

Finally, this Lisa sounds like some hot chick. THis is the second post you've made about her today!!!


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[old.TUG]

Who's Lisa?

Anyways, sure I'd go cruisin about in a skyline. They're hard as nails Evo's have a few too many spoilers I spose to look nice driving about town but it's a purposeful car fo' sho'

The R35 is TOTALLY different to the ones you may have seen... I'll find a pic

 

[old.TUG]

Fuck knows wots going on with the paint, I've seen a betta pic so I'll look l8r

 

[bodhi]

I was thinking about getting a Seiko Kinetic about a year and a half back. Decided against it and boought a TAG Heuer 4000 series instead

TUG, every car you have mentioned comes under the category known as "Jap crap". Lots of technology and speed, but no heart and soul. I'd take a Ferrari 355 for the weekends, and F40 for ...... I dont need a reason for an F40, and a M3/Alfa GTV6/Alfa 156/Fiat Coupe 20v Turbo for normal use. Oh and a 120bhp Turbo conversion for me cinquecento. I think that wins "maddest car on the road" award hands down.

 

[old.Quorthon]

Woohoo Bodhi, we agree on something m8!!!!!

(Alfa 156 driver) hehe





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