seriously pissed off

[Ezteq]

did i say off, i meant on.


i got a golden shower off my flaming guinea pig last night, dirty little hoooore!

i've pretty much lost count of the number of things that have either piddled or shat on me (cats, dogs, rabbits, guinea pigs, mice, old people etc etc) now and at no point did i find any of it in any way erotic

anyone else been piddled on...and if so did you enjoy it??

Oo


enquiring minds want to know!

 

[Eeben]

does my gf count?

 

[Wonk]

gogo get your revenge madame.

 

[Ezteq]

rofl if i widdled on pookie she'd drown lol


yes gf counts, unless she's innumerate Oo

 

[Bahumat]

Ez I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times!

DONT KISS PETS ON THEIR SPECIAL PARTS!

 

[- English -]

lol Ez, i used to have 7 guinea pigs, they were all little fat cheeky things

 

[old.Tohtori]

I guess this fits the occasion.

 

[Minidk]

didnt read it BUT i dont care

 

[Binky the Bomb]

I haven't, but my brother has. His first attempt at changing a nappy was hillarious, he whipped it off, did the wipe and clean, and put on a fresh with no problem. He picked up his daughter, and the nppy slid off (he forgot about the peel offs stickies that hold it in place), and she chose that time to empty her bladder, all down his shirt.

Funnily enough, we did catch it on camera (was going to be a 'dadys first nappy change' shot) so when she starts dating, we have ammunition.

 

[Lamp]

What about pushing your wife's head too enthusiastically while she's sucking you off, triggering the gag reflex, and having her blow chunks all over your cock ?

 

[old.Tohtori]

What about pushing your wife's head too enthusiastically while she's sucking you off, triggering the gag reflex, and having her blow chunks all over your cock ?

Right, like your dong would even reach to tickle her uvula.

 

[leviathane]

film it next time Ez im sure papa Cho will get off to it

 

[georgie]

i've pretty much lost count of the number of things that have either piddled or shat on me (cats, dogs, rabbits, guinea pigs, mice, old people etc etc) now and at no point did i find any of it in any way erotic

Awww, don't be sad now Ez... I'm sure with some therapy and a bit of time we can change that for you.

We'll have you looking for volunteers to piss on you soon, don't worry.

 

[CorNokZ]

What about pushing your wife's head too enthusiastically while she's sucking you off, triggering the gag reflex, and having her blow chunks all over your cock ?

I did that to your wife once and she loved it! uke:

 

[Amildin]

gogo get your revenge madame.

ha my friend did that, got back in off a night out n my mates cat had pissed on his pillow. so he in turn went and found the cat and took his sweet revenge. who says revenge isnt a dish best served warm?

 

[Blackjack]

Many things have resorted to peeing on me. Oddest thing was probably the snake i caught in the girls locker room, the first day of college.

I had watched The Crocodile Hunter catch houndreds of snakes. And he never once mentioned that the thing would pee all over you! Great first impression on the ladies, daring snake catcher, the remover of nasty slithering things... too bad i smelled like snake urine the rest of the day.