The Night Time Fear

[whipped]

In the early hours of this morning I was awoken by my girlffriend. She sat up and said, "Could you put it on a plate for me dear?" and promptly fell back asleep.

What I want to know is, a) normal bad-dream behaviour? or b) should I buy myself a kevlar vest to wear in anticipation of the psycho killing spree that may ensue?

Any comments welcome.

 

[Summo]

Any?

Fill her throat and nostrils with cotton wool for sleep-filled nights.

 

[Sir Frizz]

I wouldn't worry about it, my crazy sister got out of bed once for the toilet and ended up in the bath, just sat there for about an hour or so. It was quite funny actually.

 

[granny]

My wife used to wake up in the middle of the night on a regular basis and complain about all the "imaginary insects on the walls" - verbatim quote.

Also I had a mate once who was at a party in someone elses house, fell asleep (passed out drunk), then got up, walked into the kitchen and proceeded to pee all over the table infront of several horrified & amused people, then calmly went right back to bed again. We worked out the following day that he'd followed the route he would have taken to the toilet if he'd been in his own flat

 

[Damini]

I once got found on the landing, holding the airing cupboard door open and talking to someone inside, with my duvet round my head in a kind of "Virgin Mary, there is no room at the inn!" type affair. I think you are sleeping with a moderate

 

[ECA]

Originally posted by granny
My wife used to wake up in the middle of the night on a regular basis and complain about all the "imaginary insects on the walls" - verbatim quote.

Also I had a mate once who was at a party in someone elses house, fell asleep (passed out drunk), then got up, walked into the kitchen and proceeded to pee all over the table infront of several horrified & amused people, then calmly went right back to bed again. We worked out the following day that he'd followed the route he would have taken to the toilet if he'd been in his own flat

I did the same sort of thing when I was on holiday in germany once :/

Thankfully no-one else was present :/

 

[whipped]

Originally posted by Damini
I once got found on the landing, holding the airing cupboard door open and talking to someone inside, with my duvet round my head in a kind of "Virgin Mary, there is no room at the inn!" type affair. I think you are sleeping with a moderate

After hearing that I feel quite at ease now. I do, however, feel a slight bit of worry for WPKenny

 

[Will]

I once woke up in the middle of the night and asked my girlfriend at the time "Could you confirm your name address and postcode for me?".

I stopped doing overtime after that.

 

[xane]

My best friend at school would suffer terribly from sleepwalking, one night he was found at the top of the stairs by his mum, she called out to him and he startled, fell downstairs and knocked himself out, and got hauled off to casualty.

He said "I went to bed one night and woke up in hospital", what was funnier was this story was related on his sick note to the teacher who read it and laughed for about 15 minutes.

 

[GDW]

Originally posted by whipped


Any comments welcome.

Funneh that, she used to say the exact same thing to me

 

[Scooba Da Bass]

I had a dream about bf1942 the other night, I've cut down my playing hours after that.

 

[xane]

Originally posted by Scooba Da Bass
I had a dream about bf1942 the other night, I've cut down my playing hours after that.

Good Job Soldier !

 

[stu]

I've been a sleepwalker/talker for years. Apparently I've woken my sister up (whose room was the floor below me on the other side of the house) by shouting in the middle of the night. I've also woken up at the bottom of the stairs a couple of times, and have a scar under my eyebrow from when I was younger when I got out of bed, walked out of my room, down the hallway, into the spare room, and straight into the corner of a table.

 

[Summo]

We've lost contact with an outpost!

 

[Moving Target]

After England played Portugal, apparently I shouted at the top of my voice in my sleep 'GOAL ENGLAND GOAL!!!'. :/

 

[Scooba Da Bass]

Originally posted by camazotz

Good Job Soldier !

In slightly more detail, there was a map that was my house and the surrounding area, everyone was playing, yet I couldn't 'cause my dog was dying (bizarre yet?), however, my team wouldn't accept this as an excuse, and kept shouting at me to leave her.

At this point I woke up, staggered over to my bedroom window in a dreamy state, and closed the window to stop anyone climbing in and capping the flag.

Weird non?

 

[PR.]

:uhoh:

 

[Skyler]

So far I know of no times where I have sleep walked or sleep talked. Thank fux

 

[Chalky's_Wife]

Chalky and I thought our eldest daughter had mates climbing up on the shed roof to talk through her bedroom window at night. We kept trying to catch them but every time we went in the room... all quiet. Then one night, after a particularly late fragging session, we were in thegirl's bedroom checking on them before going to bed, she suddenly sat up, shouted something completely un intelligible lay back down and carried on sleeping, talk about rofl- we woke her younger sister up as we were laughing so loud.
Occasionally two of the girls will have a conversation in their sleep, answering each other etc. however it is always unintelligible nonsense.
Extremely weird, thinking of putting myself up for adoption........

 

[tris-]

my mum is pretty insane i think, she goes through stages of waking up and thinking there is eels and stingrays climbing on the walls, she even storms in my room to check they didnt take me away, the strange thing is... im not lieing either

 

[caLLous]

I made up a fantastic joke in my sleep a couple of weeks back, I woke up laughing hard. I can't remember anything about it though, apart from a vague setting. Oh well, it'll come to me.

 

[pcg79]

I dont sleepwalk/talk - but I have funky dreams.

The other day I was in a room that my neighbour set on fire (he was in it too). I was thinking 'Oh forget about getting up, I'm just going to die anyway' then I thought 'No!' and started heading for the door. The neighbour had passed out or summat.

Then i woke up.

 

[Nos-]

In one of my dreams when I was younger I awoke to find Ghandi, sitting on my floor cross-legged, playing F-Zero on my snes.

Don't seem to remember any of my dreams these days :-\

 

[PR.]

With dreams like that, it could only be a good thing you don't remember them

All my terror dreams that I used to wake up in almost uncontrollable fear were based on nothing the only things that I can relate to them was one being crushed to death between somebodies thumb and forefinger and the other being repeatedly kicked in the stomach all the time suffocating.

I'm sure a psychologist would find something interesting in that


As for sleep walking I have been known to just stand at the top of the stairs scaring the bajebus out of anyone coming the other way

 

[bodhi]

First time I ever had Fajitas I woke myself (and most of the rest of the building) up farting. They sounded like a cannon going off in the next room :/

 

[Wilier]

My partner occasionally wakes and tells me she can hear someone downstairs.
Now bearing in mind that we live in the middle of nowhere I sneak downstairs gripping my "lil slugger" hoping to catch someone (or not). I have yet to catch, see, hear or even suspect that anyone is down there, but it sure makes me sweat sneaking down the stairs.

Worse still, by the time I get back to bed, she's fallen back to sleep.

 

[lovedaddy]

mine

last time I did something crazy sleep walking wise...
went back to visit mate at uni for the weekend, group of us got really drunk, and went back to his house. Being a regular student house, there was others still living there. Passed out in his room on an air bed.

The next day, woke up to here voices shouting "greg, greg..." responced "in here". Looks up to see my mates lookin in at me very sheepishly from the doorway. They ask what I was doing here. I didn't exactly know what they were talking about.

I was lying naked on the floor, wrapped in a curtain, whilst some girl was naked in the bed next to me. Clothes were roughly in a pile together. Her room was 2 floors below my mates room, and apparently I was sound asleep. She apparently also had a bloke.

I excused myself, went and got some food. When I came back, she had buggered off for the weekend, and I never saw her again. God only knows what happened (cos I cannot remember ANY of it)

 

[Gumbo]

This man doesn't go by the nick Lovedaddy for no reason

 

[whipped]

Well, I suppose a recounting of my experiences with sleepwalking/talking is long overdue in this post.

Pretty tame really stuff really.

Aside from the usual recurring nightmares of being buried alive, I have, occording to my dad, been found in the hallway downstairs in the early hours of the morning.

Nothing special I hear you cry. Nothing special except for the fact that I was sound asleep, stood up, leaning against the wall.

When my dad queried my presence there I apprently mentioned something about Jupiter being in the wrong orbit and promptly walked upstairs and went back to bed.

Needless to say, I awoke the next morning with no recolection of this and my dad had great pleasure filling me in on the details.

 

[projectarnold]

Originally posted by caLLous
I made up a fantastic joke in my sleep a couple of weeks back, I woke up laughing hard. I can't remember anything about it though, apart from a vague setting. Oh well, it'll come to me.

I too have done this, a most weird and unpleasant experience.

On the subject of dreams can anyone else "control" their dreams? When you realise you are dreaming and yet stay totally asleep. A cool talent if ever there was one. Kinda like being in a movie that you direct

Was having a terrifying nightmare about my dead aunt being some demon recently and just as it was about to pounce *click* I realise i'm asleep and said demon gets the shit whipped out of it in a Matrix style slow mo chop socky scrap