Bad taste The Bad Taste Joke Thread
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My mums got some
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Not to be a killjoy and risk ruining the joke by having to explain it, but I don't get it.
These kind of jokes tend to work by subverting expectations, what are we supposed to think is four feet wide, sitting at the side of the road and waiting for a cunt?
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Seven-year-old Mohammad entered his classroom in Dublin on the first day of school..
"What's your name?", asked the teacher.
"Mohammad," he replied.
"You're in Ireland now," replied the teacher, "so from now on you will be known as Mick."
Mohammad returned home after school. "How was your day, Mohammad?" his mother asked. "My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Ireland and now my name is Mick." "Are you ashamed of your name?" his mother asked. "Are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!" And his mother beat the shit out of him. Then she called his father, who beat the shit out of him again.
The next day Mohammad returned to school.
The teacher saw all his fresh bruises.
"What happened to you, Mick?" she asked.
"Well, shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two fucking Pakis
"What's your name?", asked the teacher.
"Mohammad," he replied.
"You're in Ireland now," replied the teacher, "so from now on you will be known as Mick."
Mohammad returned home after school. "How was your day, Mohammad?" his mother asked. "My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Ireland and now my name is Mick." "Are you ashamed of your name?" his mother asked. "Are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!" And his mother beat the shit out of him. Then she called his father, who beat the shit out of him again.
The next day Mohammad returned to school.
The teacher saw all his fresh bruises.
"What happened to you, Mick?" she asked.
"Well, shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two fucking Pakis
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Ah so vegans are a race now? HahaI find HA MEAT vegan jokes as funny as Jobs HA PAKI jokes.
And before you start with your boomer bullshit, it has nothing to do with being offended
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No. To me it's white van man humour - (Not that I hate all white van drivers before the inevitable accusations of hypocricy) - we all know what I mean from that. It's ha-ha dumb "aren't vegans wankers" crap - and exactly the sort of content you'd expect from "patriot humour".
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No Boomer.
As I said, it has nothing to do with being offended.
I mean, Patriot Humor.
LOL.
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I huess this counts as bad taste.
Daniel trying to break out of typecasting.
View: https://youtu.be/cEG9toH5d5U
Daniel trying to break out of typecasting.
View: https://youtu.be/cEG9toH5d5U
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Prince Charles is self isolating with Covid-19 and Prince Andrew is self isolating with Emily-15.
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Ooooof
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That's how I feel about the effectiveness of online bullying
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Assumed this was going to be a trans joke until the last line. Surprise incest twist.
