Bad taste The Bad Taste Joke Thread

Discussion in 'The Front Room' started by gohan, Jan 16, 2010.

  1. Bodhi

    Bodhi FH is my second home

    If anybody knows of any lonely old people who will be eating Christmas dinner alone because they have no family or close friends, can they let me know?

    I need to borrow some chairs.
     
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  2. Moriath

    Moriath I am a FH squatter

    My mums got some ;)
     
  3. BloodOmen

    BloodOmen I am a FH squatter

    If Madness had come from Liverpool.

    I like driving in your car
     
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  4. BloodOmen

    BloodOmen I am a FH squatter

    What's four feet wide, sits at the side of the road and waits for a cunt to come along?

    A cycle path.
     
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  5. Moriath

    Moriath I am a FH squatter

    Good job @Tom isnt around any more that would have caused anger lol
     
  6. georgie

    georgie FH is my second home

    Not to be a killjoy and risk ruining the joke by having to explain it, but I don't get it.
    These kind of jokes tend to work by subverting expectations, what are we supposed to think is four feet wide, sitting at the side of the road and waiting for a cunt?
     
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  7. Job

    Job The Carl Pilkington of Freddyshouse

    Not by us.
    The joke would read, whats 2 lanes wide, got a sixty mph speed limit, no space to pass and got a cunt on a bike riding on it.
     
  8. Job

    Job The Carl Pilkington of Freddyshouse

    Seven-year-old Mohammad entered his classroom in Dublin on the first day of school..

    "What's your name?", asked the teacher.

    "Mohammad," he replied.

    "You're in Ireland now," replied the teacher, "so from now on you will be known as Mick."

    Mohammad returned home after school. "How was your day, Mohammad?" his mother asked. "My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Ireland and now my name is Mick." "Are you ashamed of your name?" his mother asked. "Are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!" And his mother beat the shit out of him. Then she called his father, who beat the shit out of him again.

    The next day Mohammad returned to school.

    The teacher saw all his fresh bruises.

    "What happened to you, Mick?" she asked.

    "Well, shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two fucking Pakis
     
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  9. dysfunction

    dysfunction FH is my second home

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  10. Moriath

    Moriath I am a FH squatter

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  11. Moriath

    Moriath I am a FH squatter

  12. Gwadien

    Gwadien Uneducated Northern Cretin

    I find HA MEAT vegan jokes as funny as Jobs HA PAKI jokes.

    And before you start with your boomer bullshit, it has nothing to do with being offended :)
     
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  13. Job

    Job The Carl Pilkington of Freddyshouse

  14. Moriath

    Moriath I am a FH squatter

    Ah so vegans are a race now? Haha
     
  15. Scouse

    Scouse HERO! FH Subscriber

    No. To me it's white van man humour - (Not that I hate all white van drivers before the inevitable accusations of hypocricy) - we all know what I mean from that. It's ha-ha dumb "aren't vegans wankers" crap - and exactly the sort of content you'd expect from "patriot humour".
     
  16. Gwadien

    Gwadien Uneducated Northern Cretin

    No Boomer.

    As I said, it has nothing to do with being offended.

    I mean, Patriot Humor.

    LOL.
     
  17. Scouse

    Scouse HERO! FH Subscriber

    To be fair. Lets not fuck this thread up with discussion again.
     
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  18. BloodOmen

    BloodOmen I am a FH squatter

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