Bad taste The Bad Taste Joke Thread

[BloodOmen]

 

[Scouse]

Medal right there

 

[dysfunction]

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Finally a joke that is funny and makes sense!

 

[Lamp]

What do Jeff Bezos and Jamal Khashoggi have in common?
They were both hacked by Saudis

 

[Wij]

View: https://twitter.com/bedizzle/status/1335699813334020097

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[BloodOmen]

I was at a funeral when Barbera Windsor walked up and stood next to me.

'Cheer up sunshine,' she said, 'Who's died?'She giggled.

I looked at her, 'You Babs, your the one who is dead.'

'Am I? Fucking Hell, this Alzheimer's is getting worse'

 

[Aoami]

Stolen off Reddit, not bad taste, just a joke:

So, I took this Liverpool girl out to a vegetarian restaurant

I said, “Do you like avocado?”

She said, “No, I aven’t even passed me driving test yet”

 

[Moriath]

 

[Aoami]

boomer football meme dump:

 

[Gumbo]

I tried to give blood yesterday.
There was screaming, and then they asked where I got it from and why it was in a bucket.

 

[Overdriven]

I mean... There's not liking your product and then there's REALLY not liking your product..

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[Gwadien]

Ima do a @BloodOmen

 

[Aoami]

Ima do a @BloodOmen

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That was mildly funny so it wasn't quite the same

 

[BloodOmen]

Explosion at Liverpool Womens Hospital

Apparently all the young children have been evacuated... along with their newborns.

 

[Gwadien]

 

[Bodhi]

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[Aoami]

View: https://twitter.com/theswearycanary/status/1520762968631296000

 

[Trem]

What's the worst thing about sucking 13 oysters out of your nans vagina?




RRealising there was only 12.

 

[BloodOmen]

What's the worst thing about sucking 13 oysters out of your nans vagina?




RRealising there was only 12.

Sent this to a mate earlier...

 

[Trem]

Sent this to a mate earlier...

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Fucking brilliant