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What do Jeff Bezos and Jamal Khashoggi have in common?
They were both hacked by Saudis
 

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I was at a funeral when Barbera Windsor walked up and stood next to me.

'Cheer up sunshine,' she said, 'Who's died?'She giggled.

I looked at her, 'You Babs, your the one who is dead.'

'Am I? Fucking Hell, this Alzheimer's is getting worse'
 

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Stolen off Reddit, not bad taste, just a joke:

So, I took this Liverpool girl out to a vegetarian restaurant

I said, “Do you like avocado?”

She said, “No, I aven’t even passed me driving test yet”
 

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I tried to give blood yesterday.
There was screaming, and then they asked where I got it from and why it was in a bucket.
 

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I mean... There's not liking your product and then there's REALLY not liking your product..
 

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Explosion at Liverpool Womens Hospital

Apparently all the young children have been evacuated... along with their newborns.
 

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What's the worst thing about sucking 13 oysters out of your nans vagina?




RRealising there was only 12.
 

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