Bad taste The Bad Taste Joke Thread

[Scouse]

 

[BloodOmen]

The Queen and Diana finally cross paths in heaven

Queen : When do I get a halo like yours? *points*
Diana: Fuck off bitch its a steering wheel!

 

[SilverHood]

News that some of Queen Elizabeth's beloved dogs will be taken in by Prince Andrew has sparked a backlash online.

I'm not sure why people are upset, he was chosen as he had the most experience in grooming.

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[Raven]

 

[Aoami]

 

[BloodOmen]

Context: Pete Davidson's Dad died during 9/11

 

[Jupitus]

Context: Pete Davidson's Dad died during 9/11

Ouchies!!!

 

[BloodOmen]

Can watch the full thing here


View: https://youtu.be/MeH4a7O-4iU

 

[SilverHood]

Watched England beat Australia at the women's world cup. What a semi.

 

[Jupitus]

Watched England beat Australia at the women's world cup. What a semi.

 

[Scouse]

I genuinely read SEMIFINAL as SEMINAL then.

Only for a second like

 

[Bodhi]

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aBdbMrQ_460svav1.mp4

 

[BloodOmen]

A burglar entered a bedroom, tied up the husband and wife, kissed the wife's ear, and went to the bathroom. The husband said to the wife "Satisfy him or he will kill us both. Be strong. I love you!" My wife said, "He didn't kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he was gay, and he needed Vaseline and I told him it was in the bathroom."

 

[Bodhi]

 

[Bodhi]

 

[Raven]

 

[Wij]

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[TdC]

oooffff lol

 

[BloodOmen]

How does a non-binary person kill someone?

Spoiler: Answer

they/them

Why did the little girls ice cream melt?

Spoiler: Answer

She was on fire

 

[Lamp]

“I’m very old now and I’ve got a body like a dropped lasagne. Women now look at my naked body in the same fearful way that pensioners look at snow.”


“It’s very hard to tell if the Queen is unhappy with you. She hasn’t really cracked a smile since Diana died.”


Frankie Boyle

 

[Bodhi]

 

[Bodhi]

 

[Bodhi]

 

[Lamp]

 

[georgie]

I feel bad for laughing when I saw this, but laugh I did, so...

 

[Scouse]

I don't get it

 

[BloodOmen]

I don't get it

Brownie on a Downie

 

[Overdriven]

Brownie on a Downie

Carb on a tard?