Bad taste The Bad Taste Joke Thread

Discussion in 'The Front Room' started by gohan, Jan 16, 2010.

  1. Job

    Job TWAT and FH Object of Ridicule

    Funny because London, Manchester and Birmingham are the hotbeds of car crime these days.
     
  2. CorNokZ

    CorNokZ Currently a stay at home dad

    At one point it must have been 50/50

    "Is he rich?"
    "I don't know. He has a horse?"
     
  3. Moriath

    Moriath I am a FH squatter

    No one in london owns a motor unless they really rich. Most get the tube and stuffs.
     
  4. Job

    Job TWAT and FH Object of Ridicule

    There are 2.65 million cars in London.
    And 75% of them are Jaaaggsss.
     
  5. Scouse

    Scouse HERO! FH Subscriber

    Look who can't take a joke!
     
  6. Scouse

    Scouse HERO! FH Subscriber

    Oh, and without wanting to get into a long debate and derail a good thread:
    London aside - because it's not even remotely representative of the rest of the UK. Guess where's next on the hotspot?
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    Oops! But that's not to be surprised since the only person on here living in Liverpool is also the only person on here who hates the idea of technology being put to very good use to help police identify uninsured drivers, and has persistently argued against it.

    Anyway - please to be carrying on in the random spam or annoying things thread if so want to do - I promise not another whisper from me here :)
     
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  7. SilverHood

    SilverHood Resident Freddy

    The catholic church is feeling outraged at the recent Oxfam scandal. Sex parties with vulnerable children! They felt they should at least have been invited to the party.
     
  8. BloodOmen

    BloodOmen I am a FH squatter

  9. BloodOmen

    BloodOmen I am a FH squatter

    Stephen Hawkings last words (going to hell for this one)

     
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  10. BloodOmen

    BloodOmen I am a FH squatter

    A smile is contagious. Just smile at someone and see their reaction. For that extra bit of excitement, do it with your cock out.

    - - -

    Ha - mildly amusing
    Haha - laughing
    Hahaha - saracstic laughing
    Hahahaha - Staying Alive

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    NEWSFLASH!!!! Self-driving Uber car kills Arizona woman pedestrian. NRA calls for more guns.
     
  11. Job

    Job TWAT and FH Object of Ridicule

    I met a Jewish girl and she asked for my number

    I told her we use names here
     
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  12. Bodhi

    Bodhi FH is my second home

    What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

    It only takes one nail to hang the picture.
     
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  13. CorNokZ

    CorNokZ Currently a stay at home dad

    My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.

    So I said fuck it, packed up my shit and right
     
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  14. BloodOmen

    BloodOmen I am a FH squatter

    Went to a club with the wife
    There was a guy on the dance floor going mental twerking, breakdancing, spinning, moonwalking, back flips, the lot. My wife turned to me and said, “See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.” I said, "By the looks of it he’s still fucking celebrating!”
     
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  15. BloodOmen

    BloodOmen I am a FH squatter

    [​IMG]
     
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  16. Wij

    Wij I am a FH squatter FH Subscriber

    I may be wrong but I'm pretty sure it was little girls he was done for not boys. Needs a different celeb to be proper funny. Any suggestions?
     
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  17. BloodOmen

    BloodOmen I am a FH squatter

    I thought it was both little boys and little girls?
     
  18. Wij

    Wij I am a FH squatter FH Subscriber

    Any mates of his who can vouch one way or the other?
     
  19. caLLous

    caLLous I am a FH squatter FH Subscriber

    It looks like he was only charged with abuse of girls (from a cursory glance at his wiki page).

    Maybe Kevin Spacey would fit better (so to speak).
     
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  20. BloodOmen

    BloodOmen I am a FH squatter

    [​IMG]
     
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  21. Gwadien

    Gwadien Uneducated Northern Cretin

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  22. BloodOmen

    BloodOmen I am a FH squatter

    ...one day, Petal skips over to her Dad and asks,"Daddy, why am I called Petal?" He lifts her onto his lap, and explains, "Well darling, when you were born, and as I held you in my arms, a petal floated down gently onto your forehead, so we decided to name you Petal."

    Butterfly overhears this and asks, "The why am I called Butterfly?" He lifts her onto his lap and explains, "Well darling, when you were born, as I held you in my arms, a butterfly flew down, and landed on your head, so we decided to name you Butterfly".

    Breezeblock overhears this and asks, "ERRRGGGHJAAARRGGVYYYBBLLUURRRRRRRR"
     
  23. CorNokZ

    CorNokZ Currently a stay at home dad

    How do you get "Dick" from Richard?

    Ask him nicely
     
  24. Wij

    Wij I am a FH squatter FH Subscriber

    You’d have to buy some flowers too.
     
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  25. BloodOmen

    BloodOmen I am a FH squatter

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  26. Job

    Job TWAT and FH Object of Ridicule

    Top answer.
    Her virginity at fifteen.
     
  27. BloodOmen

    BloodOmen I am a FH squatter

    Elton John is releasing a charity song in aid of the New Zealand shootings “sandals in the bin” will be released on Monday
     
  28. caLLous

    caLLous I am a FH squatter FH Subscriber

    Lazy copy of the original joke about Mother Theresa.
     
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  29. Job

    Job TWAT and FH Object of Ridicule

    This road near my mtb trails at Rivington.

    [​IMG]
     
  30. dysfunction

    dysfunction FH is my second home

    The guy that fell from the Kenya Airlines flight has been named. Amin Yaflowerbed.

    Its also come to light that he was approached by a local football club as he is quick down the wing, very down to earth and makes a big impact.
     
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