Bad taste The Bad Taste Joke Thread

Discussion in 'The Front Room' started by gohan, Jan 16, 2010.

  1. gohan

    gohan FH is my second home

    if you're easily offened then cock the fuck off!!!!!


    Thread self explanitory! I'll get us started!



    I had my biology exam today, one of the questions was what 2 things are commonly found in cells?



    Aparently Gohan's and Scousers was incorrect
     
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  2. old.Tohtori

    old.Tohtori FH is my second home

    Well, the N word is still an infraction coming.
     
  3. Lamp

    Lamp I am a FH squatter

    fail
     
  4. gohan

    gohan FH is my second home

    nah bollox thier was a discalimer at the top infractions can jog the fuck on
     
  5. Ch3tan

    Ch3tan I aer teh win!!

    A black baby was given wings by God.

    The baby asked: 'Does this mean I'm now an angel?'

    God laughed and said: 'Ni**a please, you're a bat!"
     
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  6. old.Tohtori

    old.Tohtori FH is my second home

    Yeah, disclaimers don't mean you can break the rules.

    Another good example;

    No, just no. This is such a danger thread and lowers the tone of the whole forum (even further :p)
     
  7. Ch3tan

    Ch3tan I aer teh win!!

    Never die a virgin, when you get to heaven they make you fuck a suicide bomber.
     
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  8. Garaen

    Garaen One of Freddy's beloved

    Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?

    He doesn't know he's black.
     
  9. Ch3tan

    Ch3tan I aer teh win!!

    Against my better judgement I read toht's post. Toht read the coc, racism is not allowed. None of these comments are racist, they are jokes based on stereotypes.
     
  10. old.Tohtori

    old.Tohtori FH is my second home

    I'm nto talking about racism per say, but the n word has been a nono for quite some time.

    Not to mention these aren't really good stereotype jokes if they are that.

    I'd stop it all now, but hey, you do what you do, i just don't condone it.
     
  11. adoNix

    adoNix Can't get enough of FH

    hahahaha! +rep
     
  12. gohan

    gohan FH is my second home

    toht stfu and gtfo it not ur issue your not a mod, we are aware of the rules thanks for your input now kindly fuck off
     
  13. Edmond

    Edmond Is now wearing thermals.....Brrrrr Moderator


    brilliant :lol:
     
  14. megadave

    megadave I am a FH squatter

    why did hitler commit suicide?

    he finally got his gas bill



    ps. tohtori fuck off
     
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  15. Bugz

    Bugz Fledgling Freddie

    Toht, protector of the forums!

    [​IMG]
     
  16. CorNokZ

    CorNokZ Currently a stay at home dad

    What is the difference between a pizza and a black man?

    The pizza can feed a family of four
     
  17. Lethul

    Lethul FH is my second home

    fo toht

    why can't little black kids play in the sandbox?
    because the cats keep burying them
     
  18. Sparx

    Sparx Cheeky Fucknugget

    i am black what is this?
     
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  19. Urgluf

    Urgluf Part of the furniture

    Why hasnt there been any women on the moon yet?


    The moon doesn't need to be cleaned yet
     
  20. Urgluf

    Urgluf Part of the furniture

    Why do women have smaller feet than men?
    So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
     
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  21. Urgluf

    Urgluf Part of the furniture

    How do you fix a woman's watch?
    You don't. There is a clock on the oven.


    what do u tell a woman wit two black eyes?
    nothing, shes been told twice already...
     
  22. Urgluf

    Urgluf Part of the furniture

    combo'd
     
  23. Darthshearer

    Darthshearer Can't get enough of FH

    I know what the Hatians feel like, after 30 after shocks I struggle to find my house
     
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  24. Garaen

    Garaen One of Freddy's beloved

    What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

    Nothing, she's been told twice already.
     
  25. nath

    nath Fledgling Freddie

    What's the best thing about fucking twenty three year olds?

    There's twenty of them.
     
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  26. Vladamir

    Vladamir FH is my second home

    What do you tell a forum poster who posts the same joke?

    REPOST MOTHERFUCKER
     
  27. tris-

    tris- Failed Geordie and Parmothief

    two nuns are being raped down a country lane.

    one nun shouts "FORGIVE THEM FATHER FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY ARE DOING".

    the other nun shouts "WOOOOOOOO this fucker does!"

    ----------------

    last night i went down on my girlfriend and got my tongue stud snagged on her piercing. i panicked, i was caught in a right flap.
     
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  28. Aoami

    Aoami I am a FH squatter

    what do you call a white woman with a yeast infection? Cracker with cheese.
     
  29. Jeros

    Jeros Part of the furniture

    You know, there are black members on this forum....

    There are also members who have been the victims of domestic abuse...

    Why does this thread still exist?
     
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  30. Access Denied

    Access Denied It was like that when I got here...

    Read the disclaimer people. They're jokes, they're not meant to be taken seriously. It's freedom of speech and if you want to be so plitically correct why the fuck are you on an internet forum?

    What did trhe Chinese couple call their diabled kid?


    Sum Ting Wong!
     

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