Paradroid said:Granted - but your home is a run-down derelict building in the middle of nowhere, and you used all the cash on the taxi.
I wish I had a fresh supply of wimin twice a day!
MYstIC G said:Granted it now announces to everyone in the world repeatedly and in a very loud voice "Rubric is looking at porn again" even when you're not.
I wish I could use my mod powers and annoy the natives some more...
Rubric said:granted but you get called a grumpy old man!!!
i wish i could run more than 1 league in football manager 2005 on my ageing pc.
JBP| said:Granted, but everyone stops playing counter strike (+source) and plays Quake4 instead.
I wish i did'nt have to drive to Cornwall and back on saturday (approx 600 miles).
TdC said:Granted, but you have to eat your own feet on the way down.
I wish I wasn't going to get a cold :/
MYstIC G said:granted... everyone then ponders which MS FrontPage theme has been used.
I wish everyone who used to play for [CS-B] would return.
Lazarus said:granted!
you end up with a raging fever and Peter North having buttsex0r with you.
I wish I was TdC
mycenae said:granted, but someone has wiped all the songs off it and replaced them with a medley of Reg Wilsons acoordion classics.
I wish I never had to washing up or house work.
dysfunction said:Granted. You are now a homeless person eating out of dustbins.
I wish had a flying license
Overdriven said:Granted. You can only fly kites.
I wish I could see a good film in the cinema ;o
sirofsake said:granted but the treaded ended and lots of other threads like this poped up
i wish i didnt have to listen to crazy frog at work
caLLous said:Not granted, we only accept passports or driving licenses I'm afraid!
I wish more people remembered to bring ID out with them.
MYstIC G said:Granted. It is much better because it is only used to annoy you. For example whenever you are 1 second away from getting where you want to go on a journey, your are teleported back to the start, whenever you get anywhere close to getting it on with a woman your parents are teleported into the room, etc.
I wish it was Cheif O'Brien doing the wind up teleporting to dysfunction