Worst job ever

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by Wij
Wij's very hot, but smelly

say what?

 

[old.Reverend Flatus]

Turkeywanker...I guess it looks good on the C.V.

 

[Will]

I'd be an interesting story at the job interview.

"What was your previous occupation?"
"I was a turkey wanker"
"Why did you leave?"
"Well..."

 

[Summo]

"Lacked satisfaction"

(badum tsssch!)

Insert other punchlines here...

 

[Testin da Cable]

"unable to express myself"

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I needed some space, I was so crowded.

 

[Summo]

"I'm not so good with hands-on labour. My forte is oral work."

 

[Testin da Cable]

*the management wouldn't let me get into my work enough*

 

[Summo]

"No team spirit. My colleague left me to do all the work."

 

[Will]

"... I got caught stuffing the turkeys"

 

[bids]

" .......the sink broke and I had to lick my hands clean"

 

[Embattle]

Playing with your own joystick is fun, playing with someones elses is gay and playing with something elses is sick uke:

 

[Testin da Cable]

ah but letting someone else play with yours is the best

 

[Embattle]

Originally posted by testin_da_cable
ah but letting someone else play with yours is the best

Er guess it depends on their gender

 

[Will]

It's all getting a little homophobic in here - someone open a window...

 

[Embattle]

Originally posted by ItchyTrigaFinga
It's all getting a little homophobic in here - someone open a window...

....pushs TDC out of it

 

[Wazzerphuk]

*jumps through the window following tdc with his trousers down*

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by testin_da_cable
letting

=p

 

[Embattle]

Go for it wazzer...he is letting you

 

[Wazzerphuk]

He regularly does. I'm sure we'd have you if you wanted to join us too...?

 

[Embattle]

No thxs...my door swings the other way

 

[Will]

One way only?

 

[Wij]

run awaaaaaaaaaay

 

[Wazzerphuk]

/me *uNF*s Wij

 

[old.TUG]

Originally posted by ReActor


I know someone who does a similar job. His unnofficial title is "TurkeyWanker". He has to get turkeys to spume into some sort of container so that they can impregnate the female turkeys artificially. If you have ever been close to a male turkey, you will know what repulsive creatures they are. Anyway, I don't know why they don't just throw the turkeys in together.

lol gross

oh yer nosser is a m8 of mine, they made him wear a cool chef outfit and a funky hat too.. lol

but he's doin some networkin or some shit for his year in industry now for uni.. I think he misses his chickens tho and dressin up in his ickle outfit... lol

 

[old.Reverend Flatus]

Originally posted by ReActor
Anyway, I don't know why they don't just throw the turkeys in together.

Apparently they've been bred for their breast meat to the point where they are physically incapable of getting near enough to each other to do it naturally. Bad news for turkeys, quids in for professional turkey tossers.

 

[Summo]

You make it sound like a sport. Pro Turkey Tossing NWA.

LLLLLET'S GET RRRRREADY TO FUMBLE!

 

[Embattle]

Five knuckle shuffle on a Turkey...yuck

 

[Will]

Originally posted by SomeGuy

LLLLLET'S GET RRRRREADY TO FUMBLE!

LMAO

 

[Mellow-]

Originally posted by ItchyTrigaFinga
I'd be an interesting story at the job interview.

"What was your previous occupation?"
"I was a turkey wanker"
"Why did you leave?"
"Well..."

"Are you telling me you wouldn't?"