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\o/ Mystic G \o/
Originally posted by Jupitus
... and here was I thinking that your knowledge of English language was second to none
Originally posted by MYstIC G
10:00am: Inverview starts, walking up to people I've never met on the shop floor and asking them about Woolworths goes smoothly. The fact I dropped the pen I was given to write with & it rolled under one of the isles where it was not retreivable, makes me look like an utter retard. "Can I have another pen please miss, I lost mine."
Originally posted by Lester
Two Irish fellas go for a job at a building site (sorry Irish peeps) and the first one goes in and the boss says "which hand is this?" and holds up a hand. "Left" says Paddy ( I know) "Correct! you get the job" says the foreman, "Send the next fella in". So Paddy goes out and says to Mick " aww it's easy all you have to do is say which hand he's holding up". Mick looks through the keyhole and because it's cold he sees the foreman rubbing his hands together. "Awww fuck" says Mick. "What's up?" says Paddy.
"the bastards shufflin' 'em"
Originally posted by Lester
"the bastards shufflin' 'em"