Misc What I did today...

Discussion in 'The Front Room' started by WPKenny, Jun 8, 2012.

  1. Zarjazz

    Zarjazz Unemployed Bum Travelling The World.

    Good to hear. I've read mixed reviews so far especially the food isn't up to scratch for the price but I still want to try it for the view.
     
  2. TdC

    TdC Trem's hunky sex love muffin Staff member Moderator

    I went to bed at 20hrs yesterday and got up at 14hrs today. Bliss.
     
  3. Yoni

    Yoni Cockb@dger / Klotehommel

    Booked tickets to the Isle of Man to visit my Parents in April. Really can't wait to see the doddery old pair.
     
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  4. Deebs

    Deebs Chief Arsewipe Staff member Moderator FH Subscriber

    Lazy cunt.
     
  5. Jerome Landin

    Jerome Landin Fledgling Freddie

    Been watching fireworks..
    kung hei fat choy
     
  6. Tom

    Tom FH is my second home

    Emptied my bank account by buying a Lectrosonics SRa and 2 SMQV transmitters. And I have to buy another lot too :( Stupid OFCOM.
     

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  7. Edmond

    Edmond Is now wearing thermals.....Brrrrr Moderator

    I was drilling into a steel frame with a brand new drill bit. It took a grip and promptly shattered into 3 bits

    One bit lodged in the steel, one bit still in the chuck and the middle bit decided to leave a nice half inch gash across my nose

    Thanks
     
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  8. soze

    soze I am a FH squatter

    Went to see a different doctor who signed me off work for a week instantly and ordered a week of not speaking because I have Tracheobronchitis and Laryngitis. She then went on to explain that if I had come to see them sooner I would not need a week of voice rest. I informed her I was there on Friday but only told to change my diet. We then filled out a nice complaint letter against the twat I saw Friday.
     
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  9. sayward

    sayward Resident Freddy

    Oh no. Hope it's not too bad. We need another smiley for 'so sorry'.
     
  10. Scouse

    Scouse HERO! FH Subscriber

    And one for "get better reactions" and another for "learn to duck". ;)
     
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  11. Edmond

    Edmond Is now wearing thermals.....Brrrrr Moderator

    I think we have one for 'fuck you' though :upyours:
     
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  12. Scouse

    Scouse HERO! FH Subscriber

    You've got a sexy scar. Deal ;)

    What were you drilling anyway? I hate DIY for exactly this sort of reason*. I'd rather pay someone to DIFM.



    *And that I'm utter utter garbage at it.
     
  13. Edmond

    Edmond Is now wearing thermals.....Brrrrr Moderator

    Not DIY, it was at work.

    We have just had a bad batch of drill bits, we buy them in packs of 20, and the last batch have been too brittle. We have to send all the broken ones back for a credit, which is a pain when they ping off 20ft away and you have to go and find the fuckers
     
  14. Scouse

    Scouse HERO! FH Subscriber

    /scouse ON

    COMPO! :eek:
     
  15. DaGaffer

    DaGaffer Down With That Sorta Thing

    Stop buying cheap Chinese tat.
     
  16. Vae

    Vae Resident Freddy

    I'm sure the lawyers would love Edmond (the injured worker) suing Edmond (the company owner)!
     
  17. Scouse

    Scouse HERO! FH Subscriber

    Surely Edmond could settle with himself out of court?

    I think it's worth 10 grand, tax-free, as a settlement for injury to your face and fear of it happening again, Ed?


    Seriously, there's bound to be a scam you can pull ;)
     
  18. MYstIC G

    MYstIC G Official Licensed Lump of Coalâ„¢ Distributor Staff member Moderator FH Subscriber

    Think yourself lucky it gashed your nose instead of your eyeball amigo.
     
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  19. rynnor

    rynnor Rockhound Moderator

    If its a limited company it has seperate legal entity.
     
  20. Gumbo

    Gumbo FH is my second home

    As a director of a limited company, you can't hide behind it for Health and Safety breaches though. See this very exciting publication http://www.hse.gov.uk/pubns/indg417.pdf .

    The H&S consultant would probably at this point say that there is now an established pattern of substandard equipment breaking, which can directly cause injury. This is known and documented. If a director, with full knowledge of this fact allows said equipment to continue in use, then they are in breach of their responsibilities as a Director and liable to prosecution by the HSE.

    But that's very boring.

    This is why I don't let anyone else drive my JCB, not the fact that I like playing with a big yellow digger, oh no.
     
  21. MYstIC G

    MYstIC G Official Licensed Lump of Coalâ„¢ Distributor Staff member Moderator FH Subscriber

    I presume it is because of what happened the last time Trem got hold of it? ;)
     
  22. Fweddy

    Fweddy FH is my second home

    From what Gumbo just said I think we can be sure that there's an established pattern of Trem directly causing injury and subsequently he breaches Health and Safety guidelines.
     
  23. TdC

    TdC Trem's hunky sex love muffin Staff member Moderator

    you're all wrong: Trem is actually an H&S inspector :p
     
  24. Gumbo

    Gumbo FH is my second home

    More of a case study.
     
  25. TdC

    TdC Trem's hunky sex love muffin Staff member Moderator

    lies! he's not hurt himself in months ...unless he hurt himself so badly that he can't use the internets... :(
     
  26. caLLous

    caLLous I am a FH squatter

    He only posts between hospital visits. More hospital visits = less posting time. Ergo, he's still a walking (probably limping, maybe even crawling) DIY catastrophe.
     
  27. Edmond

    Edmond Is now wearing thermals.....Brrrrr Moderator

    Yeah, i don't think it would be financially viable to sue myself
     
  28. soze

    soze I am a FH squatter

    Nah settle out of court, order yourself to make you a nice Bacon sarnie everyday for a week.
     
  29. Edmond

    Edmond Is now wearing thermals.....Brrrrr Moderator

    Problem there is that i would eat it before i gave it to myself, then end up sacking myself....i just don't think i could handle the rejection
     
  30. soze

    soze I am a FH squatter

    Would leave you open to sub contract yourself back to yourself though.
     

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