Misc What I did today...

[Deebs]

You should have had one of them 10yrs ago...

I know but I guess I am lucky

Did you drink any real tea today?

Like I said, Tesco Red Label, yummy

....and fuck you

I had a wank when I got in from work, does that count?

 

[dysfunction]

Today I opened my presents, went to watch The Hobbit then had a 3 course dinner with steak as the main.

Tomorrow I have 50 or so people coming to the house for a hog roast and lots of drinks.

Getting older isn't too bad after all!!

 

[Deebs]

Today I opened my presents, went to watch The Hobbit then had a 3 course dinner with steak as the main.

Tomorrow I have 50 or so people coming to the house for a hog roast and lots of drinks.

Getting older isn't too bad after all!!

Great stuff, hog roast near Xmas and your 40th is awesome Take pics and upload please!

 

[Zarjazz]

Like I said, Tesco Red Label, yummy

You made me try a cup of that the other day. Stick to coffee because your choice of tea leaves a lot to be desired

 

[Deebs]

You made me try a cup of that the other day. Stick to coffee because your choice of tea leaves a lot to be desired

You sir are a cunt. Thank you. Red Label rocks!

 

[TdC]

You'd jsut make a wallet and turn it 90 degrees wouldn't you

maaaaaaybe

 

[Deebs]

maaaaaaybe

Pictures you cunt.

 

[TdC]

I can deny you nothing on your birthday old man. What is is you want a picture of? Note: a duct tape vajayjay is beyond my skills yet

 

[Deebs]

I can deny you nothing on your birthday old man. What is is you want a picture of? Note: a duct tape vajayjay is beyond my skills yet

duct tape wallet. ffs.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Note: a duct tape vajayjay is beyond my skills yet

Aha! You were trying to sell me something that you couldn't deliver! J'accuse! *waves finger*

 

[TdC]

anything for you Deebs dearie

 

[TdC]

Aha! You were trying to sell me something that you couldn't deliver! J'accuse! *waves finger*

ofc. I'm as much a welshing whore as the rest of the corporate world

 

[Deebs]

anything for you Deebs dearie
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Teeds,

Seriously, make me one, I will pay you in hard cash or hard cock up your ring piece. You choose, happy to travel to yours to unload.... (in you)

 

[old.Tohtori]

Atleast you're an honest whore

FYI; nice touch with the FH backdrop on the photos

 

[TdC]

Teeds,

Seriously, make me one, I will pay you in hard cash or hard cock up your ring piece. You choose, happy to travel to yours to unload.... (in you)

no charge. it's your birthday after all. and no buttsecks. not even the surprise variant. sorry, I know it's a let down of epic proportions but at least the wallet may make up for it a little

 

[Deebs]

Atleast you're an honest whore

FYI; nice touch with the FH backdrop on the photos

FH > * tbh

 

[Deebs]

no charge. it's your birthday after all. and no buttsecks. not even the surprise variant. sorry, I know it's a let down of epic proportions but at least the wallet may make up for it a little

Seriously? I do not need to travel to Europe and fuck some guy up the shitter to get a gaffer tape wallet with fuckall in it?

 

[TdC]

you can bum any one you like as long as I am not that person. the teedlering is virgin territory and I intend to keep it that way until I die

 

[TdC]

get a gaffer tape wallet with fuckall in it?

oooh...you want something IN it? I can do that. I can certainly DO that

 

[Deebs]

oooh...you want something IN it? I can do that. I can certainly DO that

Make it so, can collect!

 

[TdC]

I hear and obey, oh great black elephant!

 

[Deebs]

I hear and obey, oh great black elephant!

I prefer "Oh great fat big cock"

 

[Deebs]

Found a long dress in my wardrobe as I was looking for my Tux, decided to try it on for some reason ......

Pic is incoming.....

 

[Deebs]

Here is the first one.. It's a size 8 dress...

 

[TdC]

I prefer great fat big cock"

I have one but it's not for the likes of you

 

[Nate]

Fat Cunt

All goes on his nose.

 

[TdC]

Here is the first one.. It's a size 8 dress...

you're a lovely size 8 but there's still no movement in my unmentionables. must try harder. haaaarder

 

[Deebs]

What about this....

 

[TdC]

very svelt. you're almost there!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well that's my wank material for the night.