Useless Fact of The Day!

[Ele]

Thats because men get lumbered with doing all the outside chores

Yeah thats why you have a desk job and then sit on your PC when you get home <runs away>

 

[Serbitar]

Yeah thats why you have a desk job and then sit on your PC when you get home <runs away>

Bloody sensible idea imo. outside is nasty and cold and wet and stuff.

cept in summer when its lovely and warm, but then i get assaulted by teh ewul pollen

 

[Cyradix]

Official studies have found that right handed people tend to scratch with their left hand and visa-versa....

 

[Ele]

Official studies have found that right handed people tend to scratch with their left hand and visa-versa....

OMG that is so true..I just did that..depends where I'm trying to scratch though i must admit

 

[Ele]

Bloody sensible idea imo. outside is nasty and cold and wet and stuff.

cept in summer when its lovely and warm, but then i get assaulted by teh ewul pollen

Winter sorts the men from the boys imo

 

[Serbitar]

I am not that 'worried' about winter. not as if i walk anywhere or am outside for any extended period of time <has car>

my main outdoor time is travelling fro pub to pub

in those cases the alcohol keeps me warm anyway

 

[Cyradix]

OMG that is so true..I just did that..depends where I'm trying to scratch though i must admit

Hmmmm.... mental picture....

 

[Ele]

Hmmmm.... mental picture....

Well you see me in /gu when so many others don't hun make your own mind up

 

[Ala]

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words.

YAY!!!! We have a winner!

 

[Ala]

Crane Flies (Daddy Long Legs) carry the most poisonous and fast acting venom known - but in a cruel (as only God can be) twist of fate, they have no teeth with which to inject it.

.."There exists a huge amount of bad information out there on arachnids, and you appeared to have picked up on a lot of it." -Dr. Robert G. Breene

 

[Ala]

The Death Penalty does not deter criminals.
































Bet that shocked you all

 

[Talyn]

It deos not mtaetr wrhee you put the ltetres in a wrod bcuseae yuor biran olny rgteeirss the frsit and lsat lteerts awanwyy.

Try it and see...

 

[Tasslehoff]

Lol I aucatlly udnreoostd waht you siad

 

[Flesh]

Winter sorts the men from the boys imo

I take it you go out in Winter? x<

 

[Munkey]

In Chester it used to be -legal- to shoot a welshman from the walls with a crossbow after the hour of midnight, unfortunately the law was repealed a few years ago.

Still legal methinks Serbitar. Having lived there, and knowing where there's a medievil armoury shop on the Rows, i was always tempted to buy one and test out the theory with a mate.

Cost a few hundred quid tho, so i gave up on the idea

 

[Munkey]

i dun tho, moved 3 years ago. I'll go find out...

 

[Ele]

I take it you go out in Winter? x<

It helps to take a break from your forum spam occasionally Flesh, you ought to try leaving your bedroom, its not that scary...honest ^^

 

[Ele]

.."There exists a huge amount of bad information out there on arachnids, and you appeared to have picked up on a lot of it." -Dr. Robert G. Breene

LMAO...pfft doctors have no sense of humour, who is this guy anyway? I insist on seeing his credentials

 

[Cyradix]

If one were to unravel the entire human alimentary canal (esophagus, stomach, large and small intestines), it would reach the height of a three-story building.

 

[Cyradix]

Months that begin with a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."

 

[Shaeffer]

just when you think things cant get any worse....they usually do

 

[Flesh]

It helps to take a break from your forum spam occasionally Flesh, you ought to try leaving your bedroom, its not that scary...honest ^^

My computers in my lounge!

 

[Flesh]

And what would you know about bloke's bedrooms Ele?
Can't imagine you've been in many. :O

 

[Tasslehoff]

Flesh, you are ruining all the nice threads

 

[Wile E. Coyote]

The Forum troll (Trollicus forumeticus bloodyirritatingus) is an evil mental parasite found in all areas of Forum, where it preys upon the brains of users (Homo stultissimus). Most clueful people avoid these creatures, since Forum trolls know no fear and attack unceasingly, demanding responses from their prey.

Forum trolls are immune to flames (Flammae useneticae), which is unfortunate, as most will try to attack them with these first. In fact, when a troll is attacked by flames, it will actually be able to use these flames to create more, which it will hurl back at its unfortunate attacker. Long-lived trolls may be able to render an entire Forum uninhabitable with all the flames it creates.

The only form of attack a troll has is its ability to incite responses, which it needs to feed from; hence, the best way to defend yourself against a troll is simply to ignore it. Deprived of nourishment, it will soon starve.

Ancient legends (found in The Book of 1036) hint that a Forum troll may be vulnerable to the Spell of Cancellation, but this powerful incantation would have to be applied swiftly after the troll's birth; once engaged in battle, few survive unscathed.

Source: cyberspaceorbit.com

 

[Sharma]

Useless fact of the day:

I feel slightly disgruntled.

 

[Ele]

And what would you know about bloke's bedrooms Ele?
Can't imagine you've been in many. :O

You're quite right Flesh I haven't, I have my own place, why would I want to sneak around in some guys bedroom?

 

[Cyradix]

You're quite right Flesh I haven't, I have my own place, why would I want to sneak around in some guys bedroom?

You can learn a lot by observing your prey in its natural habitat.

 

[Ele]

You can learn a lot by observing your prey in its natural habitat.

Oh yeah, but for the majority of guys cleanliness of there bedrooms' is not a top priority. They'd rather see the fridge stocked up with beer than the laundry done regularly, I'll stick to my usual routine tyvm :touch:

 

[Chilly]

Fact for today:

Maths coursework does NOT do itself.