Useless Fact of The Day!

[Ormorof]

i suppose so, in german there would be 5?

Dänemark
Djibouti
Dominica
Dominikanische Republik
Deutschland

any more?

also you have to consider that not all country's use the roman alphabet

 

[Zebolt]

so you mean in china there are no country starting on any letter d.. nor any other letter from a to z for that matter :>

 

[Ezteq]

my dog's got no nose

Ooooooh go on then....

How Does He Smell???????? :touch:

 

[Zebolt]

How Does He Smell???????? :touch:

Don't need a nose to smell.. I mean, shit smells but it doesn't have a nose :kissit:

 

[Ezteq]

Don't need a nose to smell.. I mean, shit smells but it doesn't have a nose :kissit:

Oh yes ha ha................. <cough> um nice one......................<shuffles feet> so your the only person in the world never to have seen mary poppins then i guess?

:touch:

 

[Zebolt]

so your the only person in the world never to have seen mary poppins then i guess?

I guess so ^^

 

[Ezteq]

I guess so ^^

Fact. This is possibly the owrst joke in the world and it humiliates me to do it but already half done so for Mr. Z here is it...


Man 1: i say i say i say, My dog has NO nose!

Man 2: Good Grief man! How does he smell????

Man 1: Terrible!!!!

<raucus laughter and people floating up to ceiling, rent the movie (if your a sadist) mary sings a song etc etc>

 

[Tasslehoff]

California

* It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
* In Pacific Grove, "molesting" butterflies can result in a $500 fine.
* It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license.
* In Long Beach, it is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.
* It is illegal to cry on the witness stand in Los Angeles courts.

Colorado

* In Logan County, it is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.
* In Pueblo, it is illegal to let a dandelion grow within city limits.

Connecticut

* In Hartford, it is illegal to educate a dog.
* It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.
* In New Britain, the speed limit for fire trucks is 25 m.p.h., even when going to a fire.

 

[Zebolt]

Man 1: i say i say i say, My dog has NO nose!

Man 2: Good Grief man! How does he smell????

Man 1: Terrible!!!!

Sounds like a funny movie

 

[Lorra]

cant be arsed reading them all, but aparantly every man in the uk has to pratice for 2 hours with a longbow on sundays..

o and in cornwall you can shoot a welsh man with a crossbow from 2 metres away before 11am and its not murder :O

o and its illegal to go to church in a car :O

(dont know if the last one is true)

 

[Deerstalker]

cant be arsed reading them all, but aparantly every man in the uk has to pratice for 2 hours with a longbow on sundays..

You must always carry a bale of hay when traveling along English roads.

 

[Garaen]

Purple is the other word that doesn't rhyme with another English word i believe.

 

[Ezteq]

Purple is the other word that doesn't rhyme with another English word i believe.

Gerbil!! woohoo .


And yes you have to always carry a bail of hay when walking along roads in england, they sell special hay holding hand bags in harvey nicks sweetie darling

 

[Binky the Bomb]

cant be arsed reading them all, but aparantly every man in the uk has to pratice for 2 hours with a longbow on sundays..

True. The law was also created in responce to the English's early adoption of the longbow into her armed forces back in the 1300's. It was done so that if England went to war (They did with france about 50 years later) that they would have profesional and expert archers on demand, plus fully trained heavy reinforcements and reserves.

Plus the English longbow had more power and range thanks to it's design and materials, and could punch through any infanrty or cavalry armour with ease, whilst staying out of range of enemy archers (Including crossbows, which had been replacing traditional bows for a while in Europe). English longbows made the army quite formidable until the introduction of black powder weapons.

The reason they never recinded the law is becasue if we were ever invaded, you as a citizen, could join a militia to repel the invaders (A longbow can actually push an arrow through almost any body-armour, including a stab vest and tactical vests worn by SWAT teams).

 

[Huntingtons]

in texas i belive, or new mexico, if a group of 3 or more Indians walk the main raod of the city, its legal to shoot them as they are seen as a threat

 

[Ezteq]

did ya know like that if you swallow your chewing gum you cant digest it and like it all builds up inside your gut and and and then you like explode!!

also if you eat apple pips you get an apple tree growing outta your butt!

and if you keep pulling that face when the wind changes youll stay like it...... FOREVER!!!!!

 

[Tasslehoff]

did ya know like that if you swallow your chewing gum you cant digest it and like it all builds up inside your gut and and and then you like explode!!

also if you eat apple pips you get an apple tree growing outta your butt!

and if you keep pulling that face when the wind changes youll stay like it...... FOREVER!!!!!

I've heard rumours that this is untrue.

 

[Orenthal]

I've heard rumours that this is untrue.

It is?!

 

[Zebolt]

I've heard rumours that this is untrue.

Explain that to the branch that's sticking out of my arse :<

 

[Adoctor]

Ooooooh go on then....

How Does He Smell???????? :touch:

awful ! :worthy: :worthy:

ty...thought no one would answer

/edit damn the weekend and not reading FH!! someone already answered it !

 

[old.Tohtori]

Explain that to the branch that's sticking out of my arse :<

Friday. Drunk. Blue oyster bar.

Seelrock Holmies is done.

 

[Tasslehoff]

Friday. Drunk. Blue oyster bar.

Seelrock Holmies is done.

Hail Sheelrock!

Oh, and by the way, Santa doesen´t exist either!

 

[Xyslo]

WHAT!? Oh no how ever will Seel get his pressies :eek2:

 

[Huntingtons]

I've heard rumours that this is untrue.

i've heard that those rumours are untrue

 

[Xyslo]

got any proof? hehe

 

[Tasslehoff]

i've heard that those rumours are untrue

A bird told me that you´ve heard untrue things!

 

[Zebolt]

A bird told me that you´ve heard untrue things!

rumours tell me that bird is a raven..

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

Friars need Lovin

 

[Xyslo]

need a bloody good kick up the arse...

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Actually, certain apple seeds contain cyanide.
If you ever eat one, it's shell is usually think enough to withstand stomach acid. However, if you can prepare one "just right" you can poison someone with it, and have them cover up the evidence for you.....

Wont tell you how though.