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Sydrik

How will they find that alibi amongst the hundreds of other similar crusty socks on your floor?
 

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I have an alibi.
I was having a wank.
I have sock with dna that will back me up.

get a few more, attach them to a washing line strung across the end of your road

guarantee you no fucker will touch it, insta riot-free-zone
 

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Oh fuck off. When I grew up there was NO youth centre, NO daily activity. No fuckall. A group of us (around 20) would meet up each evening and find something to do that didn't involve breaking the law.

How did we know that? Our parent taught us. For fuck sake, you can live in poverty but still educate your children about what is right or wrong. That does not cost any fucking money.

I think your confused - when I said lack of youth opportunities I meant jobs - I doubt you expected your parents to give you your first job eh?
 

gohan

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Cool.

Let's see if the MPS are trawling sites:

Sydrik robbed a Currys last night in Clapham. He is a cunt and has a large widescreen tv for sale. Cunt cunt cunt.

Sydrik, thanks for the offer of a tv but I do not buy stolen goods. Try the Croydon high street.

again? you'll ahve to ban yourself at this rate
 

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again? you'll ahve to ban yourself at this rate

I did the other day, I didn't post for a day. Your point is what? Please be quick as I stepped in dogshit and need to clean it off.... and cleaning dogshit off is more important than you... thanks.
 

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This is why you cut benefit payments to criminals, you go commit a crime you're gonna have no fucking house or free cash. And with all that money saved, we can afford more prisons with longer sentences if they're tempted to do it again. F*ck them all.
:)

Your failing basic arithmetic 101 - it costs far more to put someone up in prison than the cost of benefits.

Also people with no money and nowhere to live will thieve and break into places - what else would you expect?
 

gohan

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I think my point was fairly clear, albiet tongue in cheek
 

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Your failing basic arithmetic 101 - it costs far more to put someone up in prison than the cost of benefits.

Also people with no money and nowhere to live will thieve and break into places - what else would you expect?

having a nice tv and so forth vs a small concrete room with a tiny window is an argument for another day, no ? :p
 

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Tbh if deebs got banned for calling me a cunt he would have been banned from the entire internet about a decade ago..
 

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having a nice tv and so forth vs a small concrete room with a tiny window is an argument for another day, no ? :p

It costs £40k a year (mostly staff costs) but it costs £120k to create one extra prison place - gets expensive pretty fast eh?
 

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I think my point was fairly clear, albiet tongue in cheek

No it wasn't. The same rules apply to me as to they to you. Your point is what exactly?

Am I unmoderated? If so I can ensure that the moderators of FH can ban me.
 

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This is why you cut benefit payments to criminals, you go commit a crime you're gonna have no fucking house or free cash. And with all that money saved, we can afford more prisons with longer sentences if they're tempted to do it again. F*ck them all.

Your failing basic arithmetic 101 - it costs far more to put someone up in prison than the cost of benefits.

Also people with no money and nowhere to live will thieve and break into places - what else would you expect?
To be fair my prison reforms would mean a prison place cost more like £500 a year than £30k. It's fucking bare stone rooms for the lot of them, no perks, basic rations to keep them alive, no swanky gyms and playstations. Just a cold dark room :p

Or as a side note, we could start implementing a variation of Sharia law, but without all the religious mumbo jumbo. Just start hacking off limbs ;)
 

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It costs £40k a year (mostly staff costs) but it costs £120k to create one extra prison place - gets expensive pretty fast eh?

yes under the present system
but it can (and should) be modified to cost less

saying "its expensive cos it is" isnt really an argument :p
 

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deep breaths everyone, I dont want a riot to start on FH, my hoodies in the wash.
 

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To be fair my prison reforms would mean a prison place cost more like £500 a year than £30k. It's fucking bare stone rooms for the lot of them, no perks, basic rations to keep them alive, no swanky gyms and playstations. Just a cold dark room :p

The hand wringers wouldn't like that at all.
 

gohan

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Context

Jokes among friends


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i realise that which is why i said my comment was tongue in cheek

I did the other day, I didn't post for a day. Your point is what? Please be quick as I stepped in dogshit and need to clean it off.... and cleaning dogshit off is more important than you... thanks.

What about that tho? Is that just a joke between friends? Is this not a personal atack? saying I'm less important than dogshit?

My point is if you want to get all arsey about my calling someone a cunt one time (not as if I'm a regular trouble maker) then you need to be squeaky fucking clean yourself
 

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To be fair my prison reforms would mean a prison place cost more like £500 a year than £30k. It's fucking bare stone rooms for the lot of them, no perks, basic rations to keep them alive, no swanky gyms and playstations. Just a cold dark room :p

No matter how much you save on the buildings you still need staff - it will never be cheap.

If your going to completely de-humanise them you better never let them out because you dont want them coming back to the streets.

The stats show things like drug rehab though initially more expensive actually save money overall due to lower re-offending rates.
 

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No matter how much you save on the buildings you still need staff - it will never be cheap.

If your going to completely de-humanise them you better never let them out because you dont want them coming back to the streets.

The stats show things like drug rehab though initially more expensive actually save money overall due to lower re-offending rates.

as ive said before
executing people has a ZERO reoffend rate ;)
 

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I think the parent(s) of these kids need to step up & take some responsibility. If they're letting 13 year olds out at 11pm, what does that say about their standard of parenting? If you let your child out in the wee small hours to roam the streets, I'm sorry, but you're a bad parent.
 

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Costs a lot in legal fees and appeals though - I dont think even the US save anything by it.

did i say due process ?
i mean rope + lamppost

and im not advocating that before you get all excited, its just an example of a cheap alternative :)
 

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I think the parent(s) of these kids need to step up & take some responsibility. If they're letting 13 year olds out at 11pm, what does that say about their standard of parenting? If you let your child out in the wee small hours to roam the streets, I'm sorry, but you're a bad parent.

funnily enough, do you remember that girl who was knocked down and killed by a police car a few years ago the night before her GCSE exams, a wasted life etc

my first reaction was "what the fuck was she doing out at midnight the night before an exam"

horses for courses i suppose
 

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