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[Lamp]

Fennec Fox

 

[old.user4556]

Weren't you the guy saying he was lessening his Scottish accent when he was loosing btw G? ;o

Nope.

 

[Nate]

Nope.

Who was it then? Lets go all out Sherlock Holmes on this shit.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Who was it then? Lets go all out Sherlock Holmes on this shit.

On it;

https://forums.freddyshouse.com/threads/andy-murray.234678/#post-3538707

 

[Nate]

Trem, the bastard!

I was worried a thread about this might appear eventually.

and has tried his best to lose his Scottish accent.

To be fair to him, he's from Dunblane which is quite a middle class area as far as Scottish cities go, so he is quite well spoken. Trem, also; there's nothing worse than the stereotypical "occhht aye, the nooo!" strongly spoken "Scottish footballer" accent, because a fair chunk of us don't actually sound anything like that and are more akin to Murray's accent.

 

[old.Tohtori]

How's things in the slow lane Nate?

 

[old.user4556]

Sorted.

Rab C Nesbit did this country fuck all favours.

 

[Nate]

How's things in the slow lane Nate?

My post is better.

 

[Gwadien]

Because hes a cunt, a stuck up cunt, he should keep his trap shut, because he goes on about Scottish nationalism, but he moaned when people had England flags to his game once, why be so fucking awkward, if youre going to be like that, the peeps were in Wimbledon, which is in England not Scotland.

I just prefer other genuinely nice players such as Federer personally .

 

[old.Tohtori]

My post is better.

Well done sir, well done.

 

[old.user4556]

Because hes a cunt, a stuck up cunt, he should keep his trap shut, because he goes on about Scottish nationalism, but he moaned when people had England flags to his game once, why be so fucking awkward, if youre going to be like that, the peeps were in Wimbledon, which is in England not Scotland.

I just prefer other genuinely nice players such as Federer personally .

So he's supposed to pretend he's not proud of Scotland so not to upset the punters?

Also quote some sources for this nationalism / moaning you speak of.

 

[Lethul]

Because hes a cunt, a stuck up cunt, he should keep his trap shut, because he goes on about Scottish nationalism, but he moaned when people had England flags to his game once, why be so fucking awkward, if youre going to be like that, the peeps were in Wimbledon, which is in England not Scotland.

I just prefer other genuinely nice players such as Federer personally .

Isn't it also the case that English only cheer for him when he plays good? If he plays bad he is Scottish

 

[Chilly]

Isn't it also the case that English only cheer for him when he plays good? If he plays bad he is Scottish

Of course, that's the rules. We now have another British grand slam winner, rather than another serial loss for our most mediocre Scottish player

 

[megadave]

I don't know why I dislike Andy Murray, I just do, I find it funny whenever he loses and how the country pins their hopes on him, patriotism can suck a Dick. I don't know really care though.

 

[Cyradix]

 

[Cerb]

So I need a little bit of Advice.

This past weekend was my brother in laws Bacehlor party and I went out with him an a bunch of his friends in New York. He had said weeks before the wedding that he didn't want strippers in the hotel room because it would be too akward and for the most part I agreed. The plan had been to go to a strip club, akwardly sit around for a half hour and then leave. Fast forward to the night before the party and the groom changes his mind. One of the groomsmen orders two strippers to the hotel room for an hour and that night they come and do their thing. Now mostly they just paid attention to the groom/best man/groomsman but at one point one of em sits on my lap and grabs my hands and moves them to her rack. Being drunk and not wanting to be shown up by the boys I play along for a minute but then get up and resume the putting one dollar bills in unides act I've been doing. So the next day we're leaving the hotel and I'm told in no uncertain terms to keep shutum. My missus rings me later on that day, obviously she knew there were going to be Hijinks on the night so if I tell her there were no strippers shes not going to buy it, so I tell her that we followed the original plan and that we went to a strip club for a little while. Now I know this might sound like pussy behavior to a lot of you but this lie has been eating away at me ever since. Worse I find out today that after warning me to keep shuttum my borther in law actually told his fiance that there were strippers in the hotel room. So I could have told the truth and not felt as bad about it but now I'm dealing with this guilt that I just didn't expect.

So the question is....I tell my missus about the whole thing now right? Or is that being selfish just to get rid of the guilt?

Sorry that this was long and rambling and not very manly but it's been bothering me since yesterday morning.

 

[Cerb]

Obviously I'd appreciate discretion from the few of you who are friends with me on FB.

And sorry I know Fh has been very serious lately but I don't know where else I could talk about something like this or who to in my close circle.

 

[Ormorof]

i would own up to it, but i am the worst liar in the world - it is blindingly obvious when i am lying!

it seems to me it would be worse if she heard an off hand comment at your brothers wedding about the strippers in the hotel after you told her you were in a strip club

 

[caLLous]

Yeah I would tell her asap, if she finds out later from somebody else it will be considerably worse for you.

She thinks you went to a strip club but doesn't know about the strippers in the room amirite?

 

[cHodAX]

Tell her the whole thing and apologise, you fucked up by lying but don't compound it by continuing the lie. The strippers aren't a big deal, lying about it is and you will get found out one day, be honest with her now before real damage is done.

 

[Cerb]

I went on my lunch break and gave her a call. It's actually been bothering me that much that I couldn't wait. I know I know man licence revoked. Anyways she was so cool about it I feel like both a cretin and a fool for lying about it in the first place. I reckon I got lucky with her.

 

[cHodAX]

I went on my lunch break and gave her a call. It's actually been bothering me that much that I couldn't wait. I know I know man licence revoked. Anyways she was so cool about it I feel like both a cretin and a fool for lying about it in the first place. I reckon I got lucky with her.

Good lad.

 

[Cerb]

Freddyshouse. A public service. You lot are ace.

 

[Nate]

Well done Cerb.

 

[Edmond]

Any pics.....


*too soon?*

 

[Lamp]

View: http://youtu.be/dvyRrYE5vJA

 

[Cerb]

The bouncer, 'Kool Keith' took our phones away for an hour. I'm assuming he spells the kool with a K.

Don't worry though he made sure we knew he's a lover, not a fighter.

 

[Aoami]

I obviously dont know your mrs but i reckon the chances of her even being pissed off are between slim and none. Its not like you boned her!

Unless....

 

[Cerb]

haha nah I'm not a fan of the clap!

 

[Lamp]

You got a good woman there, Cerb. One tip: don't suddenly buy her something expensive and really nice (like a $5000 Gucci dress etc). She'll start wondering what you're guilty about. Be subtle.

Buy it, cut it up, and give her the dress in pieces. One bit a week.