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[Wazzerphuk]

I'm drinking real American Mountain Dew. None of that EU bullshit. It's nice.

 

[cHodAX]

I'm drinking real American Mountain Dew. None of that EU bullshit. It's nice.

Import price?

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Free! GF brought it back from Yankland for me.

 

[Lamp]

You wanna get that expensive East Asian coffee. Made from Cambodian weasel vomit.

 

[old.user4556]

As I read the thread from the bottom up, I thought "oh you must have shagged someone on a stag do / night out!"

So I need a little bit of Advice.

This past weekend was my brother in laws Bacehlor party and I went out with him an a bunch of his friends in New York. He had said weeks before the wedding that he didn't want strippers in the hotel room because it would be too akward and for the most part I agreed. The plan had been to go to a strip club, akwardly sit around for a half hour and then leave. Fast forward to the night before the party and the groom changes his mind. One of the groomsmen orders two strippers to the hotel room for an hour and that night they come and do their thing. Now mostly they just paid attention to the groom/best man/groomsman but at one point one of em sits on my lap and grabs my hands and moves them to her rack. Being drunk and not wanting to be shown up by the boys I play along for a minute but then get up and resume the putting one dollar bills in unides act I've been doing. So the next day we're leaving the hotel and I'm told in no uncertain terms to keep shutum. My missus rings me later on that day, obviously she knew there were going to be Hijinks on the night so if I tell her there were no strippers shes not going to buy it, so I tell her that we followed the original plan and that we went to a strip club for a little while. Now I know this might sound like pussy behavior to a lot of you but this lie has been eating away at me ever since. Worse I find out today that after warning me to keep shuttum my borther in law actually told his fiance that there were strippers in the hotel room. So I could have told the truth and not felt as bad about it but now I'm dealing with this guilt that I just didn't expect.

So the question is....I tell my missus about the whole thing now right? Or is that being selfish just to get rid of the guilt?

Sorry that this was long and rambling and not very manly but it's been bothering me since yesterday morning.

What a disappointment - you got a dance with a stripper? Fuuuuuuuuuuck what's the big deal?

I went on my lunch break and gave her a call. It's actually been bothering me that much that I couldn't wait. I know I know man licence revoked. Anyways she was so cool about it I feel like both a cretin and a fool for lying about it in the first place. I reckon I got lucky with her.

Disappointing.


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HayFxnfFgZk

 

[Gwadien]

You wanna get that expensive East Asian coffee. Made from Cambodian weasel vomit.

I have some excreted coffee beans in my fridge, can't remember from which animal though.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Cerb Well now you learned an important lesson. Never lie and if she's not ok with you doing nothing, so be it. The lesson being ofcourse to next time pay the hooker to mount her and then tell your GF that she just put your hand on her boobie and it was awful.

 

[DaGaffer]

Got to say with this and the Amphrax thread there are some soppy fuckers on here today. Whatever happened to "what goes on tour, stays on tour"?

 

[Raven]

If you didnt dip then it doesnt matter.

 

[old.user4556]

Whatever happened to "what goes on tour, stays on tour"?

You said it chief.

The stag do that I arranged recently had a pre night out Gentlemen's Agreement that after we finished at the casino, we went "to a club in the centre of town" when in fact we went to a titty bar and got tits stuffed in our faces all night.

None of our respective partners are any wiser and two months have passed. I feel no guilt, I still love my missus and want to marry her one day.

 

[Aoami]

You soppy fucker

 

[Raven]

Soppy barstard

 

[old.user4556]

DID YOU SEE MY IRONY?

 

[Gwadien]

I just convinced like 30 people on a CSS server I breed Owls for a living.

 

[Madmaxx]

I love that quote

 

[Cerb]

Got to say with this and the Amphrax thread there are some soppy fuckers on here today. Whatever happened to "what goes on tour, stays on tour"?

I did say sorry....

I thought I had made it clear but it was the lie that was bothering me, not the strippers.

 

[Cerb]

I love that quote

That actually had me in stitches too.

 

[old.user4556]

This is your missus reacting when she finds out you got tits in your face...


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdvTLw4pkGc

 

[dysfunction]

You said it chief.

The stag do that I arranged recently had a pre night out Gentlemen's Agreement that after we finished at the casino, we went "to a club in the centre of town" when in fact we went to a titty bar and got tits stuffed in our faces all night.

None of our respective partners are any wiser and two months have passed. I feel no guilt, I still love my missus and want to marry her one day.

Until you let slip / she finds out you 'lied' and dumps you!

Always best to tell the truth....I certainly tell my wife everything. That way nothing can come back and bite you in the arse!

 

[old.user4556]

It's a white lie, if your missus walks because you told a non-impacting lie about being around strippers on a stag do, then she's clearly got a stick up her arse.

"but it's about trust!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111"

Get the fuck out, we all think of other women when we're wanking / fucking anyway.

 

[old.user4556]

In more important news, something has smashed into Jupiter creating a plume / flash bigger than Earth.

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn22259-fresh-jupiter-impact-may-aid-solar-system-census.html

 

[caLLous]

Tbpfh the thought of telling somebody *everything* scares the bejesus out of me.

 

[Punishment]

All that and you didn't even get to bang one of the strippers.

Not even in the bum, for shame

 

[dysfunction]

It's a white lie, if your missus walks because you told a non-impacting lie about being around strippers on a stag do, then she's clearly got a stick up her arse.

"but it's about trust!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111"

Get the fuck out, we all think of other women when we're wanking / fucking anyway.

I was being dramatic!

But if it's not a big deal to the gf then why lie in the first place? Makes no sense to me. I think it's best to talk about stuff rather than conceal it....

 

[old.user4556]

I guess it depends on the person, I'm not planning on telling my missus I'm fucking her sister, that'd just be mean.

 

[Raven]

Cheating bitch, she said there was nobody else.

 

[cHodAX]

I guess it depends on the person, I'm not planning on telling my missus I'm fucking her sister, that'd just be mean.

Doing yourself out of a potential 3 way there matey.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Can relate.

 

[Job]

You do know that freddyshouse is on the internet..don't you?

 

[old.Tohtori]

You do know that freddyshouse is on the internet..don't you?

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