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[old.Tohtori]

http://www.wattpad.com/story/2102695-dark-aurora

Fun read, different from your usual fantasy muguffin.

 

[Aoami]

thechive.com/2012/09/10/your-products-name-hasnt-sold-me-yet-but-im-warming-up-to-it-30-photos/

shitbegone hajaha

 

[Ormorof]

I just convinced like 30 people on a CSS server I breed Owls for a living.

were you having a hoot?

ill get me coat...

 

[old.Tohtori]

I don't think you ruffled that many feathers Orm, do stay.

 

[caLLous]

Woooo, Apple smashing through the 4" screen barrier!

Oh, no, wait...

Apple nudging gently up against the 4" screen barrier.

Ye gods. A PANORAMA mode?? Those innovative motherfuckers.

 

[CorNokZ]

It looks sooooo good though.. Wait.. Apple should sue Apple for copy+paste

 

[Cerb]

Oh and they change the connecter. Tough shit if you have an old dock.

 

[CorNokZ]

Everyone ever who bought a stero for their iPhone....

 

[caLLous]

They mentioned an adapter (surprise surprise, Apple making proprietary accessories) but it doesn't look great supporting the weight of the phone (even though it's the slimmest smartphone ever!"!!!1 which I thought wasn't important to Apple) by that flimsy-looking new connector...

 

[CorNokZ]

Following it in live on text, but so far nothing besides the metal backside has done anything for me

Every time they bring up something new you think "Samsung does it better" or "Samsung already has that"

Omg a new adapter!! Fucking use USB you retarded chipmunk!

 

[caLLous]

They'll probably sell a shit-ton of them in the short term to the usual Apple crowd but I don't think Android collectively has anything to worry about. Until Apple starts throwing money at pointless lawsuits designed to slow everyone else down.

 

[old.user4556]

As I said on Facebook:

It always felt that Apple were pushing things forward with their handsets and Android were always trying to catch up, now it's the other way around; Apple are trying to catch up with the Android handsets.

It's a welcome refresh to the handset, particularly around the networking improvements and 4G support, but this is hardly anything innovative or pioneering.

Panorama mode? Bitch please.

 

[CorNokZ]

Having no experience; What are the differences between the two handsets?

 

[Edmond]

Having no experience; What are the differences between the two handsets?

Nothing, they are phones, to make phone calls on. you know, like if you want to speak to someone

Oh and they do other unimportant stuff too

 

[old.user4556]

Having no experience; What are the differences between the two handsets?

Which two handsets?

 

[caLLous]

If you mean the 4S and the 5, then engadget have put a direct comparison together.

 

[old.user4556]

They will almost feel exactly the same to use. The difference in reality between the 4S and the 5 is the bigger screen - that's it.

 

[CorNokZ]

I meant headsets, not handsets.. Damn these long days at uni

 

[old.user4556]

Lolling at Apple's website:

"iPhone 5 - the biggest thing to happen to iPhone since iPhone"

They must have been working on that for weeks....

"iPhone 5 - stupid statement is stupid"

 

[old.user4556]

http://www.apple.com/uk/iphone/design/

 

[caLLous]

Precision-Matched Inlays

During the assembly process, each iPhone 5 aluminium housing is photographed by two high-powered 29MP cameras. A machine then compares the images with 725 uniquely cut inlays to find a precise match.

Why don't you just make them all the same size you bloody weirdos.

 

[pikeh]

all a bunch of fucking toss.

 

[CorNokZ]

http://www.apple.com/dk/iphone/specs.html

http://www.gsmarena.com/samsung_i9300_galaxy_s_iii-4238.php

Tell me exactly why I should exchange my iPhone 4 with the new iPhone 5 rather than the Samsung Galaxy S III? And if you say iTunes will get better, I will punch you right in the face!

 

[Raven]

Why don't you just make them all the same size you bloody weirdos.

I guess it involves how many 10s of hours the production person has been chained to the machine for, errors might occur.

 

[Lamp]

Wow. Amazon have dropped the price of the original SG Note by £15. Its now £366. The Note2 comes out next month.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Is a cow talking to a plank that's tied to a treebranch by two ropes a moodswing?

 

[cHodAX]

I spent £160 a steamstation iron yesterday, I R now poor again until end of month.

 

[Poag]

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/09/13/bacon_crisis/


The end is nigh! Repent!

 

[old.Tohtori]

" British Sausage Appreciation Society", oh the gay jokes, they be plentiful.

 

[Cyradix]