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[Nate]

So my mate got you at the door like I planned.

 

[old.user4556]

Nightclubs treat you like a child.

 

[CorNokZ]

Jack the Ripper has been found guys

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/jack-ripper-world-renowned-dna-expert-4177665

 

[Raven]

Oh god, Polish. Don't tell the Daily Mail.

 

[old.Tohtori]

So I asked why I couldn't get in, I was accused of being on something, asked again 10 minutes later, then they changed their story and said I was too drunk.

Quite possible you were drunk? That's the bouncers job afterall; you drunk -> you out.

Depending on the tolerance level fo said club.

 

[Shagrat]

Oh god, Polish. Don't tell the Daily Mail.

goddamn eastern europeans, coming over here, taking our jobs. There was some poor english serial killer in the workhouse because of this scum!!!!

 

[Job]

Rodney rude sort of an Australian chubby Brown...his outfits are epic.
NSFW

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPcyfYXzLzQ

 

[Gwadien]

Quite possible you were drunk? That's the bouncers job afterall; you drunk -> you out.

Depending on the tolerance level fo said club.

Nope, one double vodka lemonade isn't gonna make all the difference, besides, the cock said I look like I'm on something.
Ha

 

[Ch3tan]

The club didn't want you in, deal with it.

 

[Raven]

Probably a shithole anyway.

 

[Madmaxx]

 

[Madmaxx]

lol

 

[Madmaxx]

actually ignore that


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuScm9FZPmQ

 

[TdC]

I then had a double vodka lemonade in the club

accidental FH outing #76232

 

[Edmond]

Damn @Madmaxx you really are a Imgur whore aren't you

 

[Job]

Just watched November man...another Taken style movie but Pierce adds a lot of class.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Nope, one double vodka lemonade isn't gonna make all the difference, besides, the cock said I look like I'm on something.
Ha

Actually a doublevodka could make all the difference with 5-6 pints in you. There's sober, tipsy, slightly drunk, drunk, smashed and passed out(some stages not included) and you can go from one to the enxt with just a sip of alcohol.

Looking like you're on something can also be explained with eyes being more closed when drunk, some have one eye more closed etc.

The fact is that they evaluate customers and make judgement calls, and they did ask you to clear your head; "go over there and sober up". That's when, if you want in, you go sit for a moment and "sober up".

 

[Zarjazz]

It may be annoying but even if you're stone cold sober and making no fuss at all they can let in or kick out whomever they want. It's their private property in the end.

 

[Job]

Clubs knocking back drunk people closely followed by barbers knocking back people with hair.

 

[Gwadien]

It may be annoying but even if you're stone cold sober and making no fuss at all they can let in or kick out whomever they want. It's their private property in the end.

Yeah, but it's annoying that they let you in, to pay your fiver, you go out after half an hour, and they're like noooooooope.

 

[caLLous]

The only industry that can sell you something and then kick you out for buying too much of it.

 

[Gwadien]

Hey, I found something Britain First can use

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/s...been-revealed-using-dna-evidence-9717036.html

FUCKING IMMIGRUNTS

 

[CorNokZ]

Hey, I found something Britain First can use

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/s...been-revealed-using-dna-evidence-9717036.html

FUCKING IMMIGRUNTS

I posted that back on the previous page, you butt wipe

 

[Raven]

Yeah you smelly gaylord

 

[Gwadien]

Fuck you nob cheeses.

Penis D'la Camembert

Cock D'ur Brie

 

[old.Tohtori]

Phallus Fromage?

 

[BloodOmen]

Japanese Oculus Rift

NSFW

Spoiler

 

[Gwadien]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-29108010

OMGED YAY LETS ALL GO FUCKING HAVE A PARTY YEYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

[Chilly]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-29108010

OMGED YAY LETS ALL GO FUCKING HAVE A PARTY YEYYYYYYYYYYYY

They've certainly got on with their main job: ensuring the line.

 

[Hawkwind]

If I was him I'd be throwing a few up there to and her sister!