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[Moriath]

Omg another nine months of shit in the news. Well done you screwed a fit bird. Doh

 

[old.Tohtori]

Without reading the link, or knowing anything of it, lemme guess; Some kind of royal babby stuff? The whatchamacallitfaces having their second?

 

[BloodOmen]

Oh joy, the country pining over another fucking child birth for 9 months.... woooo, let me get my union jack and wave it in fucking glee.

 

[Billargh]

Hope we get another day off work cause of it.

 

[CorNokZ]

Danish news just reported that she is on sick leave because of morning illness? On leave from what exactly? Cutting ribbons, smiling, shaking hands and kneeling down talking to children?

 

[Gwadien]

Helping William eating children

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[caLLous]

 

[soze]

You miserable suckers if you were ploughing that you would want everyone to know as well. I am so pleased I think this news deserves a bank holiday.

 

[Scouse]

You miserable suckers if you were ploughing that you would want everyone to know as well. I am so pleased I think this news deserves a bank holiday.

Meh.

Meh meh meh.

Meh.

 

[Scouse]

In other news, I've got two kilos of elderberries in my fridge.

Anyone got any alternative ideas what to do with them before I go make a fuckload of Elderberry Vodka and Balsamic Vinegar?

 

[old.Tohtori]

In other news, I've got two kilos of elderberries in my fridge.

Smear them all over your father.

 

[Scouse]

Smear them all over your father.

Post refrigeration I find them relatively odourless...

 

[Moriath]

In other news, I've got two kilos of elderberries in my fridge.

Anyone got any alternative ideas what to do with them before I go make a fuckload of Elderberry Vodka and Balsamic Vinegar?

Send them to me my wife loves them

 

[soze]

Meh.

Meh meh meh.

Meh.

While Mrs Scouse may look like Kate Middleton I would wager a bet she does not have the lovely voice which really does it for me. I imagine your missus sounds like an extra from the 3 Scousers

 

[Raven]

She is probably filthy too, being posh.

 

[Billargh]

We've had Jennifer Lawrence nudes, maybe Kate Middleton is next?

/optimism

 

[Moriath]

We've had Jennifer Lawrence nudes, maybe Kate Middleton is next?

/optimism

She isn't a Middleton any more

 

[Billargh]

Damn, sorry...

 

[Raven]

Her name is Kate Hitler these days.

 

[Scouse]

While Mrs Scouse may look like Kate Middleton I would wager a bet she does not have the lovely voice which really does it for me. I imagine your missus sounds like an extra from the 3 Scousers

Wouldn't go out with a bird who sounded like a scouser. I live in Nottingham, she's from Evesham - lost all of her brummie twang in her teen years (deliberately) - so she's got a reasonably neutral accent.

Not fussed with Middleton at all. She looks bland. Bit like that bird who's photo's were leaked on the internet.

Yeah. Jennifer Lawrence. Meh.


Edit: How do you do strikethrough text now?

 

[old.user4556]

Watching the iPhone 6 launch.

Apple fanboys remind me of Yes voters and Scientologists.

 

[soze]

Horrible launch tbh too fucking big. And no new iPad announced yet.

 

[Moriath]

iPads usually launch March April ish

 

[Edmond]

U2 are miming aren't they?

 

[Edmond]

The watch does look quite clever though

 

[old.user4556]

The watch actually looks gorgeous, not like the ugly shit that's out just now. Has potential, want to know the battery life though.

 

[Edmond]

So the basic iPhone 6 is $199? That's cheap Isn't it UK money that's about £130

 

[Yoni]

I'm not watching it but following the text feed. I like the look of the watch, I want to understand the health app better as there was all the hype about the mayo clinic beforehand and I'm not sure I understand why yet. It is rumored that a slimline version is in development so I may wait to see if it is a little more aesthetically pleasing and I think the cost is a little high but still affordable (battery life is also important).

 

[old.user4556]

So the basic iPhone 6 is $199? That's cheap Isn't it UK money that's about £130

$199 on a two year contract.

Fuck two year contracts.