Bad taste The Bad Taste Joke Thread

[Lazarus]

Whatever you do dont send any money to Japan to help after the Tsunami cos they are all minted. I just saw a guy on the television getting interviewed and he has got two massive boats, three campervans and a pile of cars in his driveway

 

[Ch3tan]

Just put a deposit on a brand new porsche and mentioned it on facebook. I said 'i cant wait for the new 911 to arrive'. Next thing i know 4000 fucking muslims have added me as a friend.

 

[Vladamir]

So Katie Price is going to marry her new boyfriend. At this rate, Harvey is going to have more dads than he does chromosomes!

 

[Bahumat]

Have you seen her partners ex gf? she is much hotter than price

 

[old.Tohtori]

Two Ex-IRA men walking down the street, notice a poster outside the paper shop:

"Four Asian men sought for London Bombings"

Paddy turns to Murphy and says "Tis not fair, dem Paki's get all the best jobs nowadays"

Why did Hamed Hussein get on the No 30 bus?
The tube is murder that time of the day

What's the difference between smarties and cockneys?
Smarties don't explod in the tube

 

[BloodOmen]

A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakedness.
Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn't have. She asks, "What are those round things hanging there, daddy?"
Proudly, he replies, "Those, sweetheart, are God's Apples of Life.
Without them we wouldn't be here."
Puzzled, she seeks her mommy out and tells her what daddy has said.
To which mommy asks, "Did he say anything about the dead branch they're hanging from?"

 

[Lamp]

21,000 ghana fans visit wembley for the england vs ghana match.

Now i know where my comic relief donation went

 

[Edmond]

Imogen Thomas has launched a singing career as a distraction from the media
speculation of her affair with a premiership footballer

She's been doing Giggs in Manchester

 

[Lamp]

Prince William and Kate Middleton are going to have a fairy tale wedding, much like Charles and Diana's.
You know the one where the brakes on the carriage are cut and the prince marries one of the horses.

 

[Lamp]

After this ceremony you can bet that tonight the bedroom will be rocking and high pitched moans will be heard by those that surround them.

When the Archbishop of Canterbury warms down the choir boys.

 

[Jimmy]

Pippa Middleton's arse is like a JK Rowling book.

You know Harry's going to be in it.

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It took a while for him to get the ring on Kate's finger.

Never mind, I'm sure after tonight her ring won't be so tight.

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Harry bumps into William at the reception.

"Brilliant do, bruv. Have you seen Dad?"

"He wasn't invited, mate," replies Wills, "but mine's dancing with Camilla."

 

[Edmond]

If Pakistan can get their Bin taken out on a bank holiday, why can't we?

 

[pikeh]

I heard Elton John is singing at Bin Ladens rememberance ceremony... Sandals in the wind...

 

[Ormorof]

more for the swedish understanderers among the FH people...

‎"Bin Laden är nu död men hans bröder Marme Laden, ngt mörkare Choko Laden och vegetarianen Sal Laden är fortfarande på fri fot. Förutom dessa eftersöks även hans kusin Pinaco Laden och hans senila farbror Varfanvadejag Laden."

 

[Lazarus]

more for the swedish understanderers among the FH people...

‎"Bin Laden är nu död men hans bröder Marme Laden, ngt mörkare Choko Laden och vegetarianen Sal Laden är fortfarande på fri fot. Förutom dessa eftersöks även hans kusin Pinaco Laden och hans senila farbror Varfanvadejag Laden."

fecking lol

 

[Reno]

What really happened with OBL:
LiveLeak.com - Bin Laden Dead: Video animation of terrorist leader's final moments

 

[fettoken]

more for the swedish understanderers among the FH people...

‎"Bin Laden är nu död men hans bröder Marme Laden, ngt mörkare Choko Laden och vegetarianen Sal Laden är fortfarande på fri fot. Förutom dessa eftersöks även hans kusin Pinaco Laden och hans senila farbror Varfanvadejag Laden."

Salladen..

 

[Everz]

My girlfriend and I went out to a restaurant last night, and some of the other diners started calling me a 'paedo' and a 'cradle snatcher.' All because I'm a 52 year old man with a 21 year old girlfriend.

It totally ruined our 10 year anniversary meal.

 

[CorNokZ]

Saw that on Facebook earlier

 

[Sparx]

i put that on my facebook earlier

 

[GimmlyThe3rd]

Old but good

I fucked a girl in Japan. She screamed

"I feel the earth move and I'm getting wet."

 

[Lazarus]

Osama's last facebook update

 

[Lamp]

Barack Obama has said that Bin Laden was dressed in a West Ham shirt before being buried at sea.

He added "It is the best way to ensure he remains on the bottom".

 

[Madmaxx]

haha @ the last 2 posts !

 

[DocWolfe]

What do Osama Bin Laden and Madelyn McCann have in common?

Both had their back doors smashed in before their bodies were dumped in the sea.

(For the non-english or the stupid, having your 'back doors smashed in' is a euphemism for being shagged up the arse.)

 

[kiliarien]

DNA of Bin Laden has come back with a reading of 24% cocoa, 57% coconut, 8% sugar and 11% milk. Experts say this might have been due to the bounty on his head.

 

[Ch3tan]

DNA of Bin Laden has come back with a reading of 24% cocoa, 57% coconut, 8% sugar and 11% milk. Experts say this might have been due to the bounty on his head.

haha!

 

[Ormorof]

DNA of Bin Laden has come back with a reading of 24% cocoa, 57% coconut, 8% sugar and 11% milk. Experts say this might have been due to the bounty on his head.

haha awesome, stealing that one

 

[megadave]

first good osama joke i've heard

 

[old.user4556]

Why can't Stephen Hawking dance?





















Because he's white.