Bad taste The Bad Taste Joke Thread

[Vasconcelos]

Why is Beyonce always singing "to the left to the left"?




Because she's got no rights.

YouTube - The Office - Rimshot

 

[Ch3tan]

What do you call a black man in a suit?

Guilty.


What do you call a white man surrounded by 200 black men?


Prison warden.

 

[CorNokZ]

YouTube - The Office - Rimshot

Welcome to Instant Rimshot

 

[Fast]

I have a new chat up line that works every time. It doesn't matter how gorgeous or out of my league a woman might be, this line is a winner & I always end up in bed with them. Here's how it goes 'Excuse me love, could I ask your opinion? Does this damp cloth smell like chloroform to you?'

 

[Tuthmes]

Heh reminds me of the old pickup line:

Do you want a beer and have sex with me later?

If the person replies with no, follow up with:

So, you don't like beer?

 

[Wij]

I have a new chat up line that works every time. It doesn't matter how gorgeous or out of my league a woman might be, this line is a winner & I always end up in bed with them. Here's how it goes 'Excuse me love, could I ask your opinion? Does this damp cloth smell like chloroform to you?'

https://forums.freddyshouse.com/general-discussion-18/20176-lf-pick-up-lines-4.html#post273593

 

[Fast]

Some memory you have Wij.

 

[Wij]

My cock isn't the only bit of me that's like an elephant you know.

 

[Sparx]

Your arse too?

 

[Wij]

*dump*

 

[old.Tohtori]

My cock isn't the only bit of me that's like an elephant you know.

So...from the elephant reproduction;

"Unusual for mammals, the testicles of elephants are located within the body, close to the kidneys." -Your balls haven't dropped yet.

"Many bulls continually dribble urine and show damp patches on their hind legs." -You often piss yourself.

"..."bulls are frequently successful suitors for cycling cows." -You get the ugliest b*tches in the joint.

 

[Wij]

All of them.

 

[BloodOmen]

A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.His wife is lying in bed reading.The man says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."His wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep."The man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."

 

[Lazarus]

George Michael, Graham Norton and Elton John have been invited to Japan to help search through the rubble for injured victims.
Apparently their help will be invaluable as they are experts in seeing Japs Eyes covered in shit

 

[Shagrat]

The Japanese 2012 Olympic Wind surfing squad must be keen. According to the news theyve just arrived in Dover.

 

[CorNokZ]

^Shag just won this shit guys

 

[BloodOmen]

The Australian national surfing championship was won today by a late entry, a japanese man riding what appeared to be a small wardrobe.

 

[Everz]

I just rung my Japanese friend to make sure he was okay after the Tsunami and all he did was go on about his social life.

Just kept going on and on about a huge rave

 

[CorNokZ]

Was he okay tho?

 

[Everz]

Apparently Godzilla got him.

 

[caLLous]

Did you hear about the new fad Japanese diet?

Swim Fast

 

[caLLous]

It might be a bit soon for tsunami jokes. Give it a couple of days though, and they'll come flooding in.

 

[BloodOmen]

I persuaded my girlfriend to smuggle my coke through customs by sticking it up her arse.

I didn't know I could buy another can in the departure lounge.

 

[Fast]

Does being wanked off by a clown class as comic relief?

 

[Vasconcelos]

Does being wanked off by a clown class as comic relief?

"Nay! Its perfectly ok."

 

[kiliarien]

The Japanese have always been into their photography. I bet it's the first time they didn't ask for a wave at the camera.

 

[BloodOmen]

A family are driving behind a dustcart when a dildo flies out and hits their windscreen. Embarassed and to protect her young sons innocence, the woman says it was an insect, to which one of the boys replied "I'm supprised it can fly with a cock like that!"

Scientists have discovered that beer contains female hormones. To prove this they gave 3 men 12 pints, suddenly they talked shite, gained weight and couldn't drive.

 

[Gwadien]

First Florida announces their Hogwarts theme park, and aparently China are planning a World of Warcraft theme park, but just fresh in, Japan have shown plans of making a Fall-out based Theme-park


C'mon, merit points for making it up?

 

[cHodAX]

First Florida announces their Hogwarts theme park, and aparently China are planning a World of Warcraft theme park, but just fresh in, Japan have shown plans of making a Fall-out based Theme-park


C'mon, merit points for making it up?

-3 and a kick in the balls!

 

[MYstIC G]

Two kicks in the balls.