Bad taste The Bad Taste Joke Thread

[CorNokZ]

Peadophiles are up tight c*nts

 

[Ch3tan]

A Muslim has been shot in the head with a starting pistol...... Police say it's definitely race related.

A £50 donation would buy a boat and lifejackets in Pakistan, however it would also buy 15 pints of lager and a large kebab. Sometimes, you just have to put yourself first.

 

[Lamp]

Pakistan are reporting 200,000 dead in the floods
Britain has responded by deporting 200,000 asians

 

[cHodAX]

A £50 donation would buy a boat and lifejackets in Pakistan, however it would also buy 15 pints of lager and a large kebab. Sometimes, you just have to put yourself first.

London prices, nuff said.

 

[gohan]

London prices, nuff said.

doubt you'd even get that, £3.50 a pint + £7 large kebab :<


i need money donating to me please

 

[Everz]

Boxing - The only time when black men look forward to a judge's decision.

 

[CorNokZ]

A guy comes home all excited jumping up and down in joy and his wife asks him "What are you so excited about?" to which he replies "I won the freakin' lottery! Pack your bags!". The wife gets goes out of her mind with happiness "What do you want me to pack?" she asks.







































"Everything bitch, get the fuck out!"

 

[Everz]

A black man approached me and said, "Can you tell me how to get to the train station, please?"

I said, "Certainly, monkey face. You go past the jerk chicken, around the grape soda and, Muhammad's your cotton-picker, it's opposite the watermelon."

He laughed and said "You've been eating those Rowntree's Randoms haven't you?"

I replied "Fuck off ******, I'm a diabetic."

 

[Overdriven]

Very.. Harsh.


Q:

Spoiler

How do you get an arab woman pregnant?

A:

Spoiler

Get an arab man to cum on their walls, and let the flies to the rest

 

[Ch3tan]

Everz; hilarious!

OD; meh....

 

[Overdriven]

OD; meh....

It's from some film I've got on DvD about a private school (blackmail etc) and about 10m of it is how people are based on race etc. So it fits this thread

 

[~Latency~]

how do you find will smith in the snow?


you look for the fresh prints



*runs and hides*

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[Lamp]

They reckon 1 in 5 people are chinese, well it's not me, or my brothers Dave & Keith or my sister Tracey, so it must be my other brother Ho Chin Woo

 

[Ch3tan]

watching the commonwealth games its the swimming and cant help but think shame pakistan aint in the commonwealth they would have killed this shit.

 

[old.user4556]

I went into a hotel the other day and when I checked in I said "I want all the porn channels disabled!"

The woman behind the desk said "not a problem sir".

I said "yeah, you wouldn't BELIEVE the sick stuff i'm into".

 

[old.user4556]

A guy comes home all excited jumping up and down in joy and his wife asks him "What are you so excited about?" to which he replies "I won the freakin' lottery! Pack your bags!". The wife gets goes out of her mind with happiness "What do you want me to pack?" she asks.

Better executed with:

A man goes home to his wife and says "pack your bags dear, I've won the lottery!". "Pack my bags?! Ohhh! Where are we going?!".

The man replies "We?"

 

[CorNokZ]

I c!

 

[Everz]

Hi, I'm Carlos Tevez and I'm here to promote my new Lean, Mean Grilling Machine. It’s so good, I put my face on it.

 

[Vasconcelos]

A reporter visits a small town and starts asking the villagers about their views on racism.

- "Excuse me sir, do you consider yourself as a racist person?"

- "No. Of course I am not racist. I am just a tidy person: the whites here and the blacks in Africa".

 

[Madmaxx]

lol

 

[Job]

A drunk get's on the bus and goes to the back of the bus. The driver goes down the street and a girl enters the bus and the driver says, "Tickle your **** with a feather."
The girl says, "What did you say?"
The bus driver says, "Typical country weather." He does this about four more times when the drunk gets up and goes to the driver and says, "What do you keep asking these young girls?"
The driver says, "When a girls gets on my bus I ask if she tickles her **** with a feather. If she says, 'What did you say?' I say, 'Typical country weather.' If she says, 'Yes,' I take her home that night."
So the drunks asks if he can try. When the next girl enters the bus the drunk says, "Scratch your box with a stick."
The girl replies, "What did you say?"
The drunk says, "Looks like rain."

 

[Madmaxx]

I have a Chinese colleague called Kim and he came out with us for a few drinks.

' Do you ever get pissed off when us Westerners say that all Chinese people look the same? ' I asked.

He replied, ' Kim's at the bar, I'm his wife. '

 

[Fast]

I decided to foster a Muslim child, great fun all 4 cans hit.

 

[Cemeterygates]

I was sitting in a bar last night and some fella was in there in a black shirt, black shorts and a whistle in his mouth..........






I thought "This ****'s gonna kick off in a minute"

 

[Lamp]

Victoria Beckham has announced she had an affair with Michael Jackson.

Jacko has denied the allegations as he claims he was in Brooklyn at the time.

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David Beckham has joked that when he is in bed with Victoria she always teases him for having such a small cock, but his teammates in the shower after football always compliment him on how massive it is.

Well, that's the difference an erection makes...

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Victoria Beckham has donated a shit load of her own personal wardrobe to the starving people of Africa.

All they have to do now, is lose a load more weight to fit into them.

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Posh spice is pregnant again according to today's papers.

She's expecting twigletts apparently.

 

[Ch3tan]

I was sitting on the train this morning opposite a really sexy Thai bird.I thought to myself, "Please don't get an erection, Please don't get an erection".But she did.


My deaf girlfriend dumped me for one of her deaf friends yesterday. I was devastated, but looking back I should have seen the signs.

 

[Calo]

I was sitting on the train this morning opposite a really sexy Thai bird.I thought to myself, "Please don't get an erection, Please don't get an erection".But she did.


My deaf girlfriend dumped me for one of her deaf friends yesterday. I was devastated, but looking back I should have seen the signs.

First one is good!

second one is not!

 

[Ezteq]

I was sitting on the train this morning opposite a really sexy Thai bird.I thought to myself, "Please don't get an erection, Please don't get an erection".But she did..

Dammit my friend texted me this yesterday and I thought finally I have a joke for this thread...and you sodding beated me to it

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!

 

[kiliarien]

Not really very tasteless, and hit-and-miss humour for some buy heyho, here we go:

My wife was furious the other day when she returned from work only to find me engaging in some Hardcore Domination with my son, he was screaming as I was beating him repeatedly. We said we would tidy up but I fucking love Call Of Duty



There was an accident on the motorway today. I tried to help the victims but there was so much blood that I felt sick and had to leave. I'm sure they'll be okay until a different ambulance gets there.



My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30 this morning. Can you believe that? 2:30am! Luckily I was still up playing my drums.



After watching My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding I've thought of a good property TV show marketed specifically to the travelling community: it's called Relocation, Relocation, Relocation, Relocation, Relocation, Relocation, Relocation, Relocation, Relocation, Relocation, Relocation, Relocation, Relocation, Relocation, Relocation, Relocation.

 

[Jimmy]

My last girlfriend was a screamer.

Well she wasn't really my girlfriend.

Maybe that's why she was screaming.