Bad taste The Bad Taste Joke Thread

[Ch3tan]

You know, there are black members on this forum....

There are also members who have been the victims of domestic abuse...

Why does this thread still exist?

Piss off. No one cares about skin colour, these are just jokes.

 

[Olgaline]

I'm a black chinese abused woman, and I find this thread offensive!

 

[Garaen]

The PC police stepping in to this thread make it that much funnier

 

[Jeros]

The PC police stepping in to this thread make it that much funnier

Its not about being PC is about being considerate to others on what is a public forum

 

[Olgaline]

 

[TdC]

please note, the CoC prohibits the usage of the N word. ergo, don't use it.

don't make me call a couple of hard, pipe-hitting gentlemen of african-american decent to go to work on with a pair of pliers and a blow torch


also, mods are immune to disclaimers. it's like they're not even there. that's why I drank some bleach yesterday!

 

[fettoken]

that's why I drank some bleach yesterday!

nope you didn't

 

[Ch3tan]

But we can use it if starred out or the word filter does it?

 

[CorNokZ]

Its not about being PC is about being considerate to others on what is a public forum

Chetan is black as night and he doesn't seem to care.. If you are black and feel offended, then why are you reading this?



Why did the black man cross the street?

To collect his welfare check

 

[TdC]

nope you didn't

stop resisiting my programming

But we can use it if starred out or the word filter does it?

look, I'm deeply hungover, dead tired and don't really care enough atm to save you from yourselves. do whatever, but don't winge if someone flips out and infractions happen.

Chetan is black as night

lies, he's a light coffee colour!

 

[Olgaline]

Q - How many Christians/jews/muslims/mongols does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A -Two, but God only knows how they got in there!

 

[Olgaline]

Q: Why won't a black guy use aspirin?

A: He's too proud to pick the cotton out of the bottle.

 

[Ch3tan]

look, I'm deeply hungover, dead tired and don't really care enough atm to save you from yourselves. do whatever, but don't winge if someone flips out and infractions happen.
!

Well I've seen many people use the n word before, and have so myself, I suppose it depends on the context. I've not had an infraction for it. I suppose it's always been starred out though, but fair do's, it's on our heads.

 

[kiliarien]

What's the similiarity between the Togo National Football team and Tiger Woods?

Neither of them will be using their driver anytime soon.

 

[Bugz]

haha thats so cruel.

 

[Everz]

Stephen Hawking has pledged to do all he can to find Madeleine McCann.

He's going to press Ctrl+F.

 

[Urgluf]

whats the difference between santa and tiger woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's..

 

[Overdriven]

What's the similiarity between the Togo National Football team and Tiger Woods?

Neither of them will be using their driver anytime soon.

+rep.

 

[Jupitus]

Is it too early for Haiti jokes, or should I wait until the dust settles?

 

[fettoken]

Im trying hard to craft a tasteless joke but i need material to work off of........... please don't mind me standing here

 

[Ch3tan]

Is it too early for Haiti jokes, or should I wait until the dust settles?

heh, nice and subtle

 

[Access Denied]

Is it too early for Haiti jokes, or should I wait until the dust settles?

Fucking LOL!

 

[Vladamir]

Is it too early for Haiti jokes, or should I wait until the dust settles?

I tried giving a friend from Haiti a ring but i got no answer, i guess the phones set to vibrate at the moment.

 

[Moriath]

Think this was a jimmy carr one

They say theres safety in numbers .....

6 million Jews disagree

 

[Rulke]

Another Jimmy carr one:

How can you tell if a girl is too young for sex?
When you have to make the airplane sound to get your c*ck in her mouth

 

[Thorwyn]

Is it too early for Haiti jokes, or should I wait until the dust settles?

ok... selfmade one...

Q: Why did Haiti order tons of nuclear waste from all over the world?

A: They just realised that Half-Life is better than Quake.

 

[Fafnir]

Q: Whats a sex rodeo?

Spoiler

Get the woman down on all four, grab her by the hair and start doin her, while you whisper in her ear, I got HIV. And she starts to buck as hell.

 

[mooSe_]

Q: Whats a sex rodeo?

Spoiler

Get the woman down on all four, grab her by the hair and start doin her, while you whisper in her ear, I got HIV. And she starts to buck as hell.

lol there's another version of that. You tell all your friends that you are gonna do this girl and tell them to all wait for your signal. Then when you are doin her like described in your post you shout "RODEO!" and all your friends bust in and start cheering and chanting and stuff. The aim of the game is to stay on her as long as possible.

 

[MYstIC G]

But we can use it if starred out or the word filter does it?

I'd ask that people don't circumvent the filter please. The filter is there as a "last resort", i.e. to stop people posting things they should know better than to post anyway.

Also thinking about it, if you guys spoiler tag your jokes, if somebody clicks to see it, then they're getting themselves into that position on purpose, so they won't be able to complain.

 

[Everz]

Just been watching the Masters snooker, and I've been trying to get to grips with the rules.
Is the white ball going round ethnically cleansing the table?