Bad taste The Bad Taste Joke Thread

[old.user4556]

Bobby Brown has been found dead in the bath with a load of prescription drugs and a suicide note saying "Two can play that game".

Hah, I lol'd

 

[Reno]

Bobby Brown has been found dead in the bath with a load of prescription drugs and a suicide note saying "Two can play that game".

It's his prerogative ...

 

[Gumbo]

 

[Soazak]

lol

 

[Gumbo]

If she had stayed, she would only have been in the way.

 

[CorNokZ]

I love this thread when famous people die

 

[Job]

Whitney Houston dead, after what looked like being a disappointing weekend, John Terry and Luis Suarez are said to be thrilled to bits.

 

[Gumbo]

'It's not right, but it's OK'

Spoiler

Sings the coroner as he slowly unbuckles his belt...

 

[ECA]

Pepsi are considering suing the estate of Whitney Houston.
She was contracted to appear in their ads, but spent all her money buying Coke.

 

[ECA]

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a spider?

Spoiler

Nothing, They're both black and can't get out of the bath

 

[gmloki]

Rupert Murdoch is said to be deeply touched at all the messages of condolence from family and friends left on Whitney Houstons Voicemail​

 

[Gumbo]

 

[MYstIC G]

 

[Wij]

Ozzy Osborne drugginess > Charlie Sheen drugginess

 

[CorNokZ]

CokeNoZe druginess > Charlie Sheen druginess > Ozzy Osbourne druginess

tbh

 

[Vasconcelos]

Keith Richards druginess > all (cept Chuck Norris mayhaps)

 

[Aoami]

 

[Raven]

A nurse at the London chest hospital has had her handbag stolen. A hospital spokesman said this is further proof Fabrice Muamba is on the mend.

 

[Punishment]

Nah

 

[Gumbo]

A nurse at the London chest hospital has had her handbag stolen. A hospital spokesman said this is further proof Fabrice Muamba is on the mend.

Now that joke would work if it was about a scouser or something.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

The better one is:

Fabrice Muamba was told of Torres' two goals when he woke up.

"Fucking hell! How long have I been out for!?" was the response he gave.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Wayne Rooney has visited Fabrice Muamba in hospital.

"It's amazing, he can almost string a whole sentence together. Such an improvement." said Fabrice.

 

[Lamp]

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini.

"Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR."

"Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?"

"No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

 

[TdC]

I was out for a late night walk in the park, when I passed a pretty girl walking the other way.
There was an instant spark between us, and she dropped to the grass at my feet.
As we lay there making love, I could not help but think that my taser was the best investment I'd ever made.

 

[Wij]

I know a great joke about UDP but I'm not sure you'd get it.

 

[Chilly]

Nerds only

 

[Zarjazz]

That's as bad as saying only 10 people understand jokes about binary. Me and you.

 

[Reno]

Besides this is the "Bad TASTE Joke"thread not the "Bad Joke" thread.

 

[BloodOmen]

How do you seperate the men from the boys in the navy?


With a crowbar.

 

[Mabs]

How do you seperate the men from the boys in the navy?


With a crowbar.

someones been watching too much QI