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I said to my wife 'your like a drug to me'

'Why because you can't live without me' she replied with a smile coming across her face

'No you cost too much money and your ruining my life'
 

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Paul McCartney is already pissed off with his new wife.

Stupid bitch is spending twice as much on shoes as his ex.
 

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My daughter was distraught after being attacked and raped walking home from the pub.
I put my arm around her to comfort her. "You need to take more care," I told her. "Tonight it was me, but tomorrow it could be a complete stranger."
 

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Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Pornhub is down
So your Mum's Facebook will do


Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I've got a knife
Now get in the van
 

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Lol that second one reminded me of something Summo said many moons ago. :D
 

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Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
There's the kitchen
Get the fucking tea on







(that was always my fav)
 

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Dale Farm sounds like a job for Anders Breivik. He managed to clear a campsite in less than a hour.
 

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The Diary of Anne Frank; Monday - Hid under the stairs Tuesday - Hid under the Stairs Wednesday - Hid under the Stairs.....
 

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Cliff Richard on his Japanese tour decides the gig is so great he will let the fans pick the next song..when he asks what they want they shout "Tits and Fanny"..he asks again and they shout louder - "Tits and Fanny". Cliffie says "I never sang that song - how does it go" to which they sing "Tits and fanny, how we dont talk anymore"

 

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Neither make sense. First hid in an attic. Second just wtf?
 

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As I pushed my fingers deeper into Hermione's pussy, I started to feel that Crookshanks didn't deserve this.
 

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No I mean neither of the jokes are funny Silver.
 

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Your misinterpretation of Megs comment is funnier than the original Anne Frank joke. Which wasnt funny.
 

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It was well worth signing up for those two comedic gems!
 

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An American trying to out-wit a British person?

That is a bad joke.
 

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I could be very wrong but I believe he is an English person working in America. :)
 

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In New York perhaps?
 

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Let's face it, if he was American I don't think he would be excited enough about being in NYC to exclaim the statement.
 

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Yes I am English and thank the Lord, untainted by the Stars and Stripes, Hot Dogs and beer that tastes like piss. God Save the Queen
 

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I'm guaranteed to shag the missus up the arse this weekend. She's dyslexic and think's it's Vaseline's Day.
 

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A gypsy girl is about to get married. Her mum says, "Emerald, you do realise that when you're married your husband will want to stick his most prized possession in to where you piss?" The daughter replies, "Shut up Ma, how the fuck's he gonna fit his van into the sink?"
 

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The wife has been missing for a week now and the police said i should prepare for the worst. So i went to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
 

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You can now buy Ebooks with sound effects. I imagine The Diary of Anne Frank is a quiet one.
 

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Well guess this is a thread where my duck-n word- poster wouldn't get me banned?
 

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When I told my son I wasnt his real dad he was horrified and burst into tears.

I dont think telling him about his mothers ten hour gang rape in graphic detail that resulted in his conception helped matters to be honest.
 

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