Bad taste The Bad Taste Joke Thread

[Lamp]

For weeks I've been waiting for a celebrity to die so that I can make a sick post. Now Jim has fixed it for me

 

[Job]

Your'e the kind of asshole who'd buy Anne Frank a drum kit for Christmas.

 

[Billargh]

Anyone out tonight who wants to get smashed? Why not pop down the M5.

 

[Everz]

I've got a Jamie Bell on fb.. that the same lad we used to play daoc with?.. if so.. sensitive soul on the subject.

 

[Lamp]

What's six inches long and won't ever get sucked?

Jimmy Saville's cigar.

 

[Jimmy]

"Satire

Because calling a politician a MASSIVE cunt needed a nicer name"


"How many Dubstep fans does it take to catch a fish?

Three.

One to fish and two to catch the bass as it drops"

 

[gohan]

"Satire

Because calling a politician a MASSIVE cunt needed a nicer name"


"How many Dubstep fans does it take to catch a fish?

Three.

One to fish and two to catch the bass as it drops"

i think you misread the title.... this is the bad TASTE joke thread, it's not just for terrible jokes

 

[Jimmy]

i think you misread the title.... this is the bad TASTE joke thread, it's not just for terrible jokes

hows this
My son came up to me with tears in his eye and said, "Dad, I'm gay. Can you still love me?"

"Don't be silly son," I replied, "You were an accident, we never loved you."

 

[Lazarus]

As I lay in bed I felt a hand slowly reach down into my boxers and start to play with my balls and stroke my cock. It was nice but I wasnt in the mood.

"Not tonight" I whispered. "I'm tired"

"It doesnt work like that in here sunshine" said my cellmate

 

[Gumbo]

Apparently the new speed limit in Wales is 42.

 

[Raven]

Uff, same day.

 

[Fast]

I got the christmas decorations out of the loft last night and came across a present I forgot to give the kids last year. Which is a shame because they would of loved that dog.

 

[Edmond]

Well my New Years eve was shit, loads of people moaning and crying.

Thats the last time a volunteer to help out the Samaritans

 

[Fafnir]

Whats the difference between anal sex and Clint Eastwood?

Spoiler

One will make your day, the other will make your whole week.

 

[caLLous]

I think you need to specify which end of the anal sex I'm on... :/

 

[Fafnir]

I think you need to specify which end of the anal sex I'm on... :/

If you dont know what will

Spoiler

make your day and what will make your whole week

i cannot help.

 

[caLLous]

I don't ever remember Clint Eastwood ever telling me he was going to make my day, his line was "Go ahead, make my day" (as in "his" day).

All I'm taking from your joke is that Clint Eastwood is about to bend me over and fuck me. And that wouldn't make my day OR my week.

 

[Fafnir]

I don't ever remember Clint Eastwood ever telling me he was going to make my day, his line was "Go ahead, make my day" (as in "his" day).

All I'm taking from your joke is that Clint Eastwood is about to bend me over and fuck me. And that wouldn't make my day OR my week.

Spoiler

he would make your "hole weak"

 

[caLLous]

I suck.

Spoiler

I was once told a joke about "Reese what's-her-name" getting stabbed. "Witherspoon?", I replied, eagerly. "No, with a knife." :'(

 

[Lamp]

BBC News: Little Chef set for bankruptcy....

That explains why he was out thieving in Tesco then!

 

[Lamp]

Q: Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?
A: They both drip when they're fucked.

 

[Overdriven]

The GF insists on giving my penis a pet name of "The Iron Giant".. I prefer "The Lord of The Rings"

 

[BloodOmen]

How do you start a rave in africa?


Glue toast to the ceiling

 

[CorNokZ]

What is the best way to confess to your ex that you still love her?

You dig her up..

 

[CorNokZ]

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Spoiler

Just Juan

 

[Sydrik]

My Mum just walked in on me fingering my sister she was like "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE???"
I replied, "Calm down for fucks sake, I'm just getting Dad's wedding ring back"

 

[Darthshearer]

George Michael has sympathised with the captain of the stricken Italian liner saying . . .
'I'm often left abandoned and lying on my side with a badly damaged bottom and dead seamen inside me after a nights cruising...

 

[ECA]

Mexican Jokes and Black jokes are pretty much the same.

Spoiler

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

 

[Lamp]

Simon Weston looks a lot better without his tache, but I've no idea what he's doing on Match of The Day. Or why they called him 'Harry Redknapp'.

 

[caLLous]

Bobby Brown has been found dead in the bath with a load of prescription drugs and a suicide note saying "Two can play that game".