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[Calaen]

Even Gavin from Autoglass couldn't help Amy with her crack problem. | Facebook

theres some cracking jokes on there.

 

[MYstIC G]

McDonalds have released the Amy Winehouse Value Meal.

It's just Coke and Ice.

 

[- English -]

that eurovision winner is playing at the rally in norway
think he is having issues with his violin

 

[caLLous]

Amy Winehouse's Death: Father to Set Up Drug Addiction Foundation.

In related news, Michael Barrymore qualifies as a lifeguard.

 

[old.user4556]

BBC News: Maddie spotted in India.

Wow, she managed to get all the way from Portugal to East London?!

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

i saw a tweet earlier - it said I'm very touched by all the messages left on Amy Winehouses phone --Rupert Murdoch

 

[Madmaxx]

lol nice one.

 

[Billargh]

The police have called in water canons and are loading them with Daz, apparantly it stop the colours from running.

 

[TdC]

I feel bad for laughing at that one


too soon, too soon!

 

[Madmaxx]

The police have called in water canons and are loading them with Daz, apparantly it stop the colours from running.

well played sir.

 

[Ch3tan]

okay... that was good!

 

[SilverHood]

Amy Winehouse turns up at the gates of Heaven. There she finds Michael Jackson and God making small talk.

Upon seeing them, she exclaims: "Oh my gawd, Michael, you're here to greet me 'cos we're both great artists, innit?".

Michael Jackson turns to God and says: "Who is this horse faced junkie, and where are those Norwegian kids you promised me?"

Cya all in hell.

 

[Lamp]

I saw a black guy carrying a TV down the street yesterday so I smashed him over the head with a shovel.

I'd just like to take this opportunity to apologise to Argos and wish their delivery driver a speedy recovery.

 

[Jupitus]

Tottenham Hotspur have signed a talented young Italian striker... Grabatelli.

 

[Uncle Sick]

What's faster than a black guy running off with your TV?















His brother running off with your blu ray player.

 

[Assi]

Why did the United States end slavery?

They discovered Mexicans.

 

[old.Osy]

Q: How can you tell if your daughter is on her period?

A: Your son's dick tastes like shit.

 

[SilverHood]

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

"Keep the tip."


Also...

A woman was lying in her hospital bed recuperating after an intense 12 hour delivery of a bouncing baby boy.

Moments later the hospital room door opened, and in walked the delivery nurse carrying the baby boy ....

SUDDENLY the nurse THROWS the baby on the floor, kicks it up against the wall, picks it up and TWIRLS it around several times and THROWS it against the wall....

Well, just bewildered, the woman gives out a loud SHREEEK and hollers MY GOD ..... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BABY ??????

The Nurse chuckles a little to herself 'April Fools', she says...
"He was already dead.

 

[SilverHood]

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?

Getting her back in the wheelchair.

 

[old.user4556]

What's black and goes "aaaaaaaaaarrrrrggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!".



















Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

 

[Lamp]

that one must be all of 30 years old

sec....just gotta find Jim Davidson doing "chalky" vid...

 

[Jimmy]

Arsenal FC are in tatters, Best players have left, the youngsters arent performing, they are sat in the relegation zone, the country is looking at Wenger trying to guess his next move..............

BBC NEWS: Arsenal enquire to Chelsea about Benayoun

Well played Arsene, Well played

 

[Uncle Sick]

How can you tell your girl just had an orgasm?

















Who gives a fuck?

 

[CorNokZ]

How can you tell your girl just had an orgasm?

You can't have an orgasm when you're dead..

 

[Lamp]

Millions of spiders have been released into Libya.

It's now a no fly zone.

 

[Ch3tan]

Millions of spiders have been released into Libya.

It's now a no fly zone.

Brilliant

 

[Lamp]

Arsene Wenger is wanted by Social Services after his kids were found badly beaten at home for the second time in a week

 

[Ch3tan]

They played away though mate. Would be a good joke otherwise.

 

[Lamp]

they're still shit tho...no silver in how long?

 

[caLLous]

Well ages but that's not the point - your joke was factually incorrect.