Football The 2019/2020 Season Thread

[Job]

Jamie Carragher was in the pub talking to my missus last night about the Olympics...hes doing a bit of a damage reduction exercise after the spitting shitshow and showing his face being all super nice.
He taps me on the shoulder to take a piccie and I didnt know who he was.
Im looking at him like I sorta recognise his face..and my phone was too low battery for the flash, so I ask him for his phone thinking he wanted a pic of the missus because she carried the Olympic torch.
Well...you had to be there I guess.

 

[caLLous]

What an enchanting tale.

 

[Job]

Well he didnt spit on me anyway.

 

[Moriath]

Man u living on var tonight.

 

[Scouse]

Qualified for the Champion's league for next season.

Roll on the start of this season's knockout stages

 

[georgie]

Teamwork makes the dream work!

 

[Scouse]

lol

 

[caLLous]

Man City hire lawyer who twice blocked Brexit to help them stay in Europe

 

[Embattle]

2nd Fudge of VAR this week against Chelsea.

 

[caLLous]

Literally everybody thought it was a red. I have no idea what the VAR guy was thinking.

 

[Scouse]

Making football fair at no cost to the sport I see.

 

[Moriath]

They admitted they made a mistake. Var was supposed to stop those haha

 

[caLLous]

Making football fair at no cost to the sport I see.

Hey it's you that wanted to keep the element of human error in the game.

 

[Scouse]

IT COULD RUIN FOOTBALL FOREVER

Absolutely we should be experimenting *live* with the world's most popular and succesful sport eh?

I mean, it was fucked before, wasn't it.

 

[Moriath]

Which ball?


View: https://twitter.com/BBCSport/status/1232309779416088577

 

[Scouse]

Que?

Can you not see the player throwing the ball?

 

[Moriath]

Que?

Can you not see the player throwing the ball?

Not on the first play through at full speed no. And cant believe they argued a red card

 

[Gwadien]

Not on the first play through at full speed no. And cant believe they argued a red card

I think the caption was more about the player not seeing the ball thrown at his feet.

It wasn't to trick you.

Noob

 

[Moriath]

I think the caption was more about the player not seeing the ball thrown at his feet.

It wasn't to trick you.

Noob

Boomer

 

[Moriath]

Boomer

I managed to spell boomer wrong? @Gwadien

 

[Gwadien]

I managed to spell boomer wrong? @Gwadien

Incorrect usage

 

[Scouse]

Don't you fucking dare

 

[Ormorof]

Would be tragic, but correct me if im wrong but Liverpool could win title at Everton if all goes well right? Or have made a mistake?

 

[Scouse]

Think we need three or four wins in a row now. Everton'd prolly turn us over

If they do cancel the league the shame would be we wouldn't be able to go for record points or stuff like that. And if it was wrapped up a match early, say, then it'd be a lifetime of arseholes saying we didn't really win it - which would kind of be true.

It'd leave a bad taste in the mouth tbh.

 

[DaGaffer]

Think we need three or four wins in a row now. Everton'd prolly turn us over

If they do cancel the league the shame would be we wouldn't be able to go for record points or stuff like that. And if it was wrapped up a match early, say, then it'd be a lifetime of arseholes saying we didn't really win it - which would kind of be true.

It'd leave a bad taste in the mouth tbh.

Even the most partisan football fan couldn't deny this is Liverpool's title, no matter what happens at this point.

 

[Embattle]

Even the most partisan football fan couldn't deny this is Liverpool's title, no matter what happens at this point.

But people will once you get the usual Liverpool gloating

 

[Scouse]

We're really poor at the moment. Wouldn't be surprised if Watford scored first.

 

[Scouse]

Oh fuck. And seconds later :\

It's the kind of performance that reminds me of the liverpool of old. "Mentality giants" not really. It's like we're scared of actually making a record of our own. (To be fair - I've no idea why Lovren is playing).

56 minutes. Haven't seen a single thing from them in quite a while tbh.

 

[Embattle]

We're really poor at the moment. Wouldn't be surprised if Watford scored first.

You've been poor for a while but been grinding out wins this year.

 

[Scouse]

Jeebuz. 2-0.