Football The 2018/2019 Season Thread

[Himse]

He's got the weirdest accent

 

[caLLous]

 

[Job]

Does it even matter.
They are just shuffling around the top ten every year and charging us bazillions to watch it.

 

[Embattle]

Typical Chelsea, good play for a half and no goals then shit half and a loss.

 

[caLLous]

 

[Job]

The wife said..how did Everton do.

I said..they scored two.

She knew the rest was bad news.

 

[Embattle]

Seems Man City are choking a tad.

 

[caLLous]

Pity about the Arsenal dropping points.

 

[Scouse]

Pity about the Arsenal dropping points.

Can't sleep, so decided to watch a text update of LFC vs Arse.

Notice we've gone a goal down. Thinking *hope not Lovren mistake*...




Need gomez back quickly.

 

[Scouse]

Ah! In the time it's taken to write this we've equalised.

I really need to sleep. Got an 8 hour guided ride in the mountains tomorrow

 

[Scouse]

Oh! We're winning!

 

[Embattle]

Yeah as good as you are Arsenal's defence seemed to arrive in a clown car.

 

[Billargh]

This match is gonna be fucking shite isn't it?

 

[caLLous]

I feared it might be too after all the hype but it was excellent. Only 4 points clear...

 

[Gwadien]

That is what I call a classic top 6.

 

[caLLous]

Sign the Petition

 

[Embattle]

Go Go Tranmere

 

[Billargh]

It's mad seeing all the different nationalities of Spurs vs 11 bald Steve's from the local.

 

[caLLous]

That McNulty fella's an absolute unit.

 

[CorNokZ]

Did you know that Fernando Llorente was still alive and playing football..?

Spoiler

Me neither!

 

[Embattle]

Oh well least it helps wear you lot out.

 

[caLLous]

Did you know that Fernando Llorente was still alive and playing football..?

Spoiler

Me neither!

You mean Fernando "hat-trick hero" Llorente?

 

[CorNokZ]

You mean Fernando "hat-trick hero" Llorente?

Tranmere were off to the pub in the half time and managed to neck a few lagers each before realising this was a real 90 minute match and they had to head back on the field

 

[caLLous]

 

[Job]

View: https://youtu.be/-CJn9td5-MM

 

[caLLous]

re: Chelsea transfer ban



(he's a journo who's always spot on re: Belgian matters so no reason not to believe him)

 

[Embattle]

Still need to score tonight which is going to be hard.

 

[Scouse]

VAR is shit and nobody likes it, say PL managers.

Funny that the (Uk) public seem to love this rather obvious attempt to create a space thst will allow the shoehorning of advertisments into the game in future.

 

[Embattle]

Still need to score tonight which is going to be hard.

Although not shocking it seems I was right about not scoring.

MARK CLATTENBURG: Assistant refs must keep flags down for VAR to work | Daily Mail Online

 

[Scouse]

So, they want to fundamentally change the game to make sure VAR works correctly?

Even though VAR said one thing, and Chelski's (better camera position) system said VAR was wrong?

It's shite...