Football The 2014/2015 Season Thread

[miri]

 

[Scouse]

Possibly why I never look at twitter. That's fucking awful.

 

[Raven]

I don't think its serious...

 

[Scouse]

I don't think its serious...

Meh. It's still awful.

 

[Raven]

Yeah

 

[megadave]

I'm sure I saw one for Costa too

 

[miri]

Some of you guys sometimes.

 

[Ch3tan]

Well I appreciated it @miri

 

[Scouse]

I don't get it. On the face of it it's not funny. Is it some twitter thing that I'm missing the point of?

 

[Billargh]

I think it's funny because it's so terrible...

 

[ileks]

Arsenal are signing Ospina for a few million apparently. People seem to think he's a great signing but I've never seen him play. Is he better than Wojciech?

 

[ileks]

And fucking hell, that's about the fifth time I've had to look up how you spell his name.

 

[ileks]

Possibly why I never look at twitter. That's fucking awful.

 

[Turamber]

Came on a plain? Sounds painful, but it takes all sorts. Sure you don't want to come back to the Villa ranks?

 

[Turamber]

Yes and I wouldn't with yours let along a barge pole. Stupid tramp stamp she has all over her arse.

Shucks, not getting confused with a barge pole again?! An easy mistake to make though I guess.

 

[Moriath]

Shucks, not getting confused with a barge pole again?! An easy mistake to make though I guess.

She's getting confused with a barge. Face down I the water with a roses bottom.

 

[Moriath]

Arsenal are signing Ospina for a few million apparently. People seem to think he's a great signing but I've never seen him play. Is he better than Wojciech?

Never sign a goalie on one tourney. Thought arsen would be more sensible than that

 

[ileks]

Never sign a goalie on one tourney. Thought arsen would be more sensible than that

I somehow missed all but one of the Columbia games at the WC. Apparently he's one of the best (statistically at least..) at shop stopping. That's not enough for me though. Arsenal can't afford to carry someone who's no good at set pieces like united did with De Gea, or someone who can't disperse the ball properly.

 

[Moriath]

But a goalie can have a good two or three games. Easier than an outfield player IMO. So I would always go on club form than tourney form. Not seen anything about him in club form

 

[miri]

@Scouse and @Turamber it's funny because it's terrible.

I can't believe I had to just write that, I feel like I'm explaining the internet to my dad.

 

[miri]

Also this is probably the reason @Scouse doesn't use Twitter: https://twitter.com/RAWK_Meltdown ;DDD

 

[Raven]

#Just went for a pooh

#Just had a cup of tea

#Worship me I am famous

#ohthetedium

 

[Lethul]

@Scouse and @Turamber it's funny because it's terrible.

I can't believe I had to just write that, I feel like I'm explaining the internet to my dad.

It is terrible, that does not make it funny.

 

[caLLous]

It's written by somebody who is trying to look like they have a stupid low IQ*.

*aka a Chelsea fan lolol

 

[miri]

Why are so many people so upset by a stupid image from Twitter? You really are a grouchy bunch of old bastards.

 

[Raven]

I don't think saying something isn't funny constitutes being grouchy. It raised a smile though, only because it beats the usual standard of chanting and flag waving at Stamford Bridge though

 

[caLLous]

Why are so many people so upset by a stupid image from Twitter? You really are a grouchy bunch of old bastards.

I wasn't upset, I was just using the opportunity to slide in a finely crafted dig at Chelsea fans' intelligence.

 

[Turamber]

@Scouse and @Turamber it's funny because it's terrible.

I can't believe I had to just write that, I feel like I'm explaining the internet to my dad.

I'm old enough and I'm a Villa fan.... could it be?!

 

[Billargh]

Apologies if it's already been posted, but James Rodriguez is off to Real Madrid for €90m apparently. FFPLOL

 

[miri]

Steven Gerrard has officially retired from international football. Thank fuck for that.