team building ?

[xane]

team bulding ? not here mate

 

[Embattle]

Oops.

 

[Will]

Bit dangerous in a "Surgical Blade" factory...

 

[~YuckFou~]

bet they piss in her coffee

 

[Sar]

Fuck that, I'd eat loads of curries and shit in her coffee.

 

[~YuckFou~]

Recent telephone conversation....
Yuck " So Mr customer, when do you want us to come and see you?"
Mr customer "Friday, in the morning"
Yuck "OK, what time?"
Mr customer "10 o'clock"
Yuck "Will everybody be there? Theres a match on you know"
Mr customer" Yes I know, I'm not into football, we will be there"
Yuck "You sure?"
Mr customer "Yes"
Yuck "OK we'll be there"
puts phone down........

BASTARD!!!!!!!

Now I'm going to be on the M6, between 8 and 10

 

[Mellow-]

I'm sure the female employee will be dead by sunrise ...

 

[L_Plates]

Originally posted by Sar
Fuck that, I'd eat loads of curries and shit in her coffee.

A good runny one so it melts in and makes sure she dont get any lumps

 

[Sar]

Hence the curries

 

[-Ultimate]

Originally posted by ~YuckFou~
Recent telephone conversation....
Yuck " So Mr customer, when do you want us to come and see you?"
Mr customer "Friday, in the morning"
Yuck "OK, what time?"
Mr customer "10 o'clock"
Yuck "Will everybody be there? Theres a match on you know"
Mr customer" Yes I know, I'm not into football, we will be there"
Yuck "You sure?"
Mr customer "Yes"
Yuck "OK we'll be there"
puts phone down........

BASTARD!!!!!!!

Now I'm going to be on the M6, between 8 and 10

Yuck "I'm sorry Mr customer theres been a crash on the M6 so i can't get to your house until 1pm"

Mr customer "Are you sure, where are you now?"

Yuck, making car noises whilst sat in front of the telly "I'm stuck in one hell of a traffic jam now actually, omg GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, er sorry bad cough i have there, see you at 1pm"

 

[~YuckFou~]

I wish

 

[S-Gray]

Well, the roads should be empty on that day, (morning at least) just zoom down the motorway, heh

 

[~YuckFou~]

What radio station has the best coverage anyone?
I heard also that they are showing the matches at Motorway services, anyone know if thats true?

 

[xane]

Originally posted by ~YuckFou~
What radio station has the best coverage anyone?

I'd hazard a guess it wont be BBC Radio Scotland.

 

[(Shovel)]

FiveLive comentry is always pretty good. Alan Green tends to get a bit opinionated, but in a funny way.

Very descriptive of everything so it'll do you fine. I tend always to switch BBCi to FiveLive comentry instead of Motson.

 

[Will]

Originally posted by camazotz


I'd hazard a guess it wont be BBC Radio Scotland.

Depends who you are supporting.

Honestly, I don't really care what happens with the football. I've never been a big fan of the game. Just do me a favour, if England do go on to win the World Cup, don't go on about it for the next 36 years.

 

[xane]

As long as you don't go on about us going on about it for the last n years,

 

[Will]

Well, that all just hinges on you, doesn't it? Don't give us the free ammunition.

 

[xane]

> DEGREES OF TEMPERATURE

> 40 degrees - Californians shiver uncontrollably People in Scotland
> sunbathe.

> 35 degrees-Italian cars won't start.
> People in Scotland drive with the windows down.

> 20 degrees-Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats.
> People in Scotland throw on a T-shirt.

> 15 degrees-Californians begin to evacuate the state.
> People in Scotland go swimming.

> Zero degrees-New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
> People in Scotland have the last bbq before it gets cold.

> 10 degrees below zero-People in Miami cease to exist.
> People in Scotland lick flagpoles.

> 20 degrees below zero-Californians fly away to Mexico.
> People in Scotland throw on a light jacket.

> 80 degrees below zero-Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
> Scottish Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets
> cold enough.

> 100 degrees below zero-Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
> People in Scotland pull down their ear flaps.

> 173 degrees below zero-Ethyl alcohol freezes.
> People in Scotland get frustrated when they can't thaw their kegs.

> 297 degrees below zero-Microbial life start to disappear.
> Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

> 460 degrees below zero-ALL atomic motion stops.
> People in Scotland start saying "chilly, you cald an aw?"

> 500 degrees below zero-Hell freezes over.
> Scottish people support England in World Cup.