T.L.S.I.T.W.O.T.W. (B.S.) volume 3!

[Insane]

(its a story thread you imbicile! )

^--- for jonaldo to understand.

the world shuddered as it seemed to flip back on itself, a contorted reality caused by a re-occurance of mutation making...

 

['Shy]

and everyone died.

 

[Frizz]

Or so they thought, apparently, it was an elaborate plan to wipe out the DAoC infestation of the general forums. These "DAoC lot" never did arise again in this story, but the others did. And upon reincarnation, they decided to create a new world, with...

 

[Shaeffer]

Mini Coopers roaming around doing heroic things. In fact, you could say it was a ...

 

[Tom]

....large bag of roasted peanuts...

 

[Munkey]

found in the nearby 7/11 that is run by

 

[Furr]

Summo who also happens to be a.....

 

[pcg79]

....hairdresser....

 

[Summo]

...by day, but a treasure-hunting adventurer by night. His latest quest was to recover the golden Shamed Sphinx of...

 

[Shaeffer]

Spunk Saturation, which was rumoured to be found in ...

 

[Jonaldo]

Wij's shed

 

[Furr]

that smells of.....

 

[Anul]

rotten bananas and crispy......

 

[Nibbler]

...crisps...

 

[Anul]

When he finnaly found and recoverd the Golden Shamed Sphinx Spunk Saturation in Wij´s shed he used it to bring back the dead.....

 

[Nibbler]

...crisps...

 

[Mandrill]

A darkness spread across the universe devouring all in its path. This was the...

 

[Shaeffer]

Ghost of Barrysworld Past, and it came to teach a lesson to...

 

[SawTooTH]

whomever was about but the piano hadn't arrived and the number 4 bus was stuck in...

 

[Furr]

wij's bum...

 

[Munkey]

and old Mrs. Gombur was creating such a rukkus about being stuck on it. But there was no reason to fear, for

 

[Shaeffer]

Mr. Gombur was around with his kitten in a dress, and he unleashed..

 

[Nibbler]

...his thread-ressurect-o-matic®, which caused widespread...

 

[kippa]

sheep molesting, which affected...

 

[MYstIC G]

kippa, the notorious sheep pervert who has the world record for having had the most sex with sheep ever in all of recorded history. Halfway through his latest conquest.....

 

[Munkey]

the french economy collapsed. Meanwhile in devon....

 

[Gombur Glodson]

A bear got naked

 

[Pakman]

.... and contemplated the large amount of death and toliet talk which surrounded it before deciding to...

 

[Munkey]

get drunk. In a pub. In somerset. Whilst raving about...

 

[Wij]

...nothing the pub regulars could understand as bears can't speak English. They did run quite quickly away though leaving the bear all alone. This was always the way with bear. All his life he'd been lonely. He just wanted a friend. He was too proud to admit he needed them though and people viewed him as a natural loner when in actual fact he was very insecure. Just then a bottle of Britvic 55 turned into a bear-therapist and...